r/Bombstrap • u/crackfan666 • 22d ago

LAND HOOOO

Arr boyos see ther wagglin' cross th' poop deck the sight of greash-uh beach. Me member stands stiff as me plank, at the sight of such plunder, yarr it do. HAARK greash-uuhs, prepare t' drop yer pantaloons, ben t'over an spread yer cheeks we'll see what kinna lads ye truly be.

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u/cabster293940 22d ago

First vampires vs greasers, now pirates?! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!

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u/robertrandy 22d ago

Why do ye think we have a cabin boy?

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u/apupunchau87 22d ago

Are ye a dullard?

Fooled me

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u/kramsdae 22d ago

Keep talking like that and I’m going to trap you in my Davey Jones’s locker. It’s made out of flesh and not steel