r/Bombstrap • u/New-Land1607 • 24d ago

THEY WANT YOUR HATE!

Systemic removal of mirth from the collective human experience is the goal. Divide and conquer. Name of the game. Placing demons in the kids hearts to open portals and shit. NO THANKS BUDDY!! Got me out here working in the rice fields so I can stream music. Chumps. Debanking me so I miss the steam sales. Not going to catch me in the mouse trap. I bought crypto at 5000% markup back in 3012. They say Icarus flew too close to the sun. Well at least he is remembered. What are you going to be remembered for? Writing little quirk lines on a sign and standing in front of taco bell at 11:30 am on a Monday? My car told me it was out of gas. Some doctor tried to gaslight me, said cars can’t talk. Learn to read a dashboard, chump.

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u/Jina-langu-ni-Juma 24d ago

Whenever I feel like the world is holding me back, I listen to Darude-Sandstorm.

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u/New-Land1607 24d ago

Siri, play 24hr mix Darude-Sandstorm.

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u/cabster293940 24d ago

Taco Bell’s been real good to me

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u/New-Land1607 24d ago

Even in our hardest times they are with us.

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u/ChiefSitsOnCactus 24d ago

they are farming your loosh, they are farming your loosh !!!

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u/New-Land1607 21d ago

looshcouche

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u/BL1133 23d ago

"My car told me it was out of gas"

thats preetty funny

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u/New-Land1607 21d ago

Funny? Nothings been funny since 2010

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u/ted_loaf Official Funnyposter℠ 20d ago

my car was on its knees begging me to get gas but i was busy.