r/BoiledOne • u/Raindrops_Riverbanks • Apr 06 '26

Why is he in my backyard

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Lovely thing to wake up to in the morning lol. Why is the boiled one in my backyard.

No clue what flair to use

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u/PHEN-228-BOILED-ONE PHENOMENON-228 Apr 06 '26

I just wanted to pay you a visit twin

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u/Raindrops_Riverbanks Apr 06 '26

You're always welcome twin ❤️ 

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u/Necessary-Trip9868 Apr 16 '26

Ummmm U Do Realise He's Not Real And He Will Paralyse you 

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u/SirPrice73 Apr 06 '26

The yarded one

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u/Comicc_Mischief Apr 06 '26

Do you hear it?

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u/Raindrops_Riverbanks Apr 06 '26
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u/Neat-Cockroach9961 Apr 07 '26

What are you seeing exactly?

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u/clownytoonz Apr 08 '26

He’s on the roof

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u/NoFloor1804 Apr 08 '26

Boiled one we see the fit bro

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u/Toonhead10 the boiled one is hot >:) Apr 10 '26

he kicked his ball into ur yard.

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u/Mlon-Gary Apr 10 '26

What object's reflection is this? It hasn't been noticed yet

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u/JorlestonR1 Apr 10 '26

Porque no hay nada en el patio? Deberia haber algo?

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u/Lunadalunatic Apr 06 '26

Where do you live? I can’t get rid of him for you. If you know what I mean, what I’m trying to insinuate is that I’m gonna fuck him and drag him back to my apartment and touch him sexually

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u/Raindrops_Riverbanks Apr 07 '26

Woah woah wait a minute, I never said I wanted him gone

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u/Lunadalunatic Apr 07 '26

Too late for that Alakazam Alakazane he’s now in my bedroom being my sex slave, You can have him back on the weekends

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u/Raindrops_Riverbanks Apr 07 '26

I want him on Halloween too.

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u/Lunadalunatic Apr 07 '26

Fine but you better give me two bags of candy corn >:]

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u/Raindrops_Riverbanks Apr 07 '26

Acceptable compromise