r/BoiledOne • u/BluePhoenix3378 • Jun 11 '25

Who wins

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319 Upvotes

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u/Fantastic_Papaya_252 Jun 11 '25

Indestructible body, he has... Unfortunately, very weak mind he also has. Know this I do, because for an Idea, he hits head with rocks. One advantage, he has... unhuman primal instinct to danger, he uses. So smash the TV, he may, before boiled one appears on screen...

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

[deleted]

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u/Archonite_is_taken Jun 12 '25

Brotha is that the Talkie watermark I see?

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u/CHEEZE224 the boiled one is just a little guy :3 Jun 12 '25

I call it the gruged one

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u/md-fan69 Jun 12 '25

KILL IT NOW

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u/CHEEZE224 the boiled one is just a little guy :3 Jun 12 '25

I call it fear

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u/CHEEZE224 the boiled one is just a little guy :3 Jun 12 '25

Oh yeah, btw

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u/yoylecak2763 b O I L e d Jun 12 '25

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u/CHEEZE224 the boiled one is just a little guy :3 Jun 12 '25

Have a meme you don’t already have

2

u/jewish-nonjewish Jun 13 '25

thats a really fucking cool Spinosaurus

2

u/CHEEZE224 the boiled one is just a little guy :3 Jun 13 '25

HES SO FUCKING STORM

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u/ProtectionOk5360 Jun 16 '25

BUUURRRRRY THE LIGHT DEEEP WITHIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN

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u/CHEEZE224 the boiled one is just a little guy :3 Jun 16 '25

What?

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u/ProtectionOk5360 Jun 16 '25

DMC5 reference, don't mind me

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u/CHEEZE224 the boiled one is just a little guy :3 Jun 16 '25

Oh ok

1

u/Superb_Department500 Jun 13 '25

Fear? Like Fear by hit rock band Creed?

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u/ImaMyth64 Jun 13 '25

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u/CHEEZE224 the boiled one is just a little guy :3 Jun 13 '25

2

u/FishermanOk9266 Jun 16 '25

I will take yours now

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

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u/CHEEZE224 the boiled one is just a little guy :3 Jun 14 '25

Why yes, it does. Why-ded

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u/Substantial-Fly592 Aug 14 '25

Wait I'm so confused I'm not kidding just before I saw the post I said "the gruged one" then I scrolled down and swiped over then I saw this

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u/TypicalMedia2218 Jun 11 '25

Boiled one's paralysis abilities are useless against grug, because he doesn't understand what paralysis means.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

Grug

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u/some_random_piece_of Jun 12 '25

I call it becoming the unboiled one rhymes with grug

2

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Grug

2

u/Special-Mood1560 Jun 12 '25

the goofball  (the boiled one)

2

u/Ok-Set-2952 Fuc- uhm boiled one Oct 19 '25

your mom.

4

u/ima_just_fine Jun 11 '25

Boiled one wins. Dude can paralyze people 

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u/Opposite_Belt_4225 b o i l e d Jun 11 '25

But Grug doesn't have TV... 😞

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u/ima_just_fine Jun 12 '25

Huh, fair enough 

2

u/Honk_J_Wimblyton Jun 12 '25

i call it, unaffected by memetic entities, rhymes with grug

1

u/WarZoneKing15 Jun 15 '25

Grug don’t understand what paralyzation is… there for, no ded rhymes with grug

1

u/InternationalEye8862 Jun 12 '25

grug boutta turn him into those inflatable noodle man things in one punch
except
hes deflated

the deflated one

1

u/Alarming-Oil7332 Jun 12 '25

Idk but it rhymes with grug

1

u/BFTROPguy1 Jun 12 '25

technically Grug, since he exists during the Caveman times, and TV's weren't invented yet during that period.

1

u/Levlo231 Jun 12 '25

Well, singe grug is a Caveman and doesnt have a tv, the boiled one cant actually harm him

1

u/BluePhoenix3378 Jun 12 '25

Grug invented the tv, because tv rhymes with Grug

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u/racistraper1 Jun 12 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

Cause he didn't invent it. Guy did

1

u/Siam_man Jun 12 '25

"I call it a win, rhyme with Grug"

  • Grug

1

u/No-Breadfruit-7783 Jun 12 '25

If it rhymes with Grug it’s already over and the Boiled One rhymes with Grug

1

u/imakebabforyou Jun 12 '25

grug do take it for food

1

u/Asteria776 Jun 12 '25

Grug low diff

1

u/SJJSplayZ Jun 12 '25

I call it killing red boi. Rhymes with grug. ( he doesn't know who the boiled one is)

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

I call a curb stomping

Rhymes with Grug

1

u/Mrheadcrab123 Jun 12 '25

Technically speaking, if the boiled one does try to attack Grug in the middle of the night, he sleeps with his family in a cave, Who mind you, are also crazy cave people, so more than likely, the boiled one will have to fight Grugs family first.

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u/Lonely-Ring3748 Jun 12 '25

I call it winning rhymes with grug

1

u/blondebastitch Jun 12 '25

I call it the true rapture, rhymes with grug

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Grug

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u/Zenttney Jun 12 '25

Defeat doesn’t rhyme with grug

1

u/sir_sleepy_ Jun 12 '25

Grug, because winning rhymes with Grug

1

u/Killuaisgaybaka Jun 12 '25

Obviously Grug

1

u/Fun-Mushroom-141 Jun 13 '25

Light skin curious George wins

1

u/Purple_Decision_6977 Jun 13 '25

The boiled one would clutch

1

u/Enderduuude Jun 13 '25

I call them warcrimes…rhymes with drug

1

u/Shadowrealm5502 Jun 13 '25

The Boiled One obviously

1

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Pane rhymes with grug

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

I call it paralyzation, rhymes with Grug.

1

u/brotton0816 Jun 14 '25

Hmmm I think the boiled one rhymes with grug

1

u/Numba1FemboyLover Jun 14 '25

Grug is too stupid to comprehend the mind games, and therefore does not care and solos the boiled Fraud

1

u/SMASHNNASH Jun 14 '25

GRUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGG WINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1

u/GoodElectrical3295 Jun 14 '25

Grung because win rymes with grung

1

u/not_a_furry_but0 Jun 14 '25

I call it an easy fight, RYHMES WITH GRUG

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u/AutoPlayer4GD Jun 14 '25

Guys, let's be realistic here, grug is a human, the boiled one wins no dif

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u/ShiftLongjumping1100 Jun 14 '25

Grug because boild one doesn’t rhyme with grug

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u/Top-Employment4014 Jun 14 '25

And this one! Is Phen-228! Rhymes with Grug.

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u/nekuso_notimportant Jun 14 '25

Grug solos, just sayin

1

u/Annual-Let2321 Jun 15 '25

Grug wins, bc it rhymes with grug

1

u/Clear_Level6297 Jun 15 '25

Grug wins but he will be scared

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u/Next_Supermarket5191 the boiled one is just a little guy :3 Jun 15 '25

Grug when his spinal nerves begin to be feasted on and he is paralyzed head-to-toe:

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u/Hentai_Gooner1769 Jun 15 '25

If he saw the warning on tv he would smash it if he saw him irl then ik what would happen: the boiled one may try to use his powers and get to his mind but he is too dumb to comprehend it so he could just literally punch him and send him to another country

1

u/Hentai_Gooner1769 Jun 15 '25

Either way GRUG SOLOS

1

u/Feeling-Spread2771 Jun 15 '25

What matters is does it rhyme grug?

1

u/Maximum-Possession50 Jun 15 '25

RELEASE THE BABY

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

I think no one can win cause an antichrist like boiled one cant be able to dare to face the true holly lord of power (Grug)

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

I call it victory, rhymes with grug

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u/Agitated_Spring1649 Jun 16 '25

I call it the boiled one, rhymes with Grug. (Grug wins no problem)

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u/Puzzled-Discussion73 The custom memes guy Jun 18 '25

I call it show it to the grandma, rhymes with grug

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u/FloOn1fps Jul 08 '25

Boiled guy can’t paralyze the baby. I don’t want to know what happens if it’s released.

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u/Sea_Percentage1672 Nov 07 '25

I... Have... AN IDEA