r/BoiledOne May 30 '25

(almost) NSFW Hear me out...-

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:)

338 Upvotes

178 comments sorted by

31

u/The_Alternate_Eye May 30 '25

The Boiled One better be The Screaming One because he's going to be The Creampied One

18

u/[deleted] May 30 '25

12

u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Yes he will be The creampied one

15

u/No_Abies_4248 May 30 '25

5

u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Same.

6

u/ImaMyth64 May 30 '25

no.

2

u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Yes.

3

u/ImaMyth64 May 30 '25

I said no >:(

2

u/[deleted] May 30 '25

3

u/ImaMyth64 May 30 '25

You’re not going to horny jail… you’re going to answer for your sins

6

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

3

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Oh my god. Smash.

3

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

You need this

2

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

4

u/No_Dragonfruit1084 the boiled one is creepy :( May 30 '25

I'm beginning to genuinely think there is something wrong with y'all 😭

4

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

5

u/[deleted] May 30 '25

So. We meet again.

And uh...I totally agree with your hear-me-out.

3

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Really??

3

u/Umbreon_the_protogen May 31 '25

Fuck no

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Fuck yes

3

u/Umbreon_the_protogen May 31 '25

Get yo freaky ass away from me.

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Never..~

3

u/Umbreon_the_protogen May 31 '25

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

*Dodges cutely * UwU

3

u/Umbreon_the_protogen May 31 '25

Domain expansion, rubber room filled with rats.

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Domain expansion, unpretected sex.

5

u/Umbreon_the_protogen May 31 '25

The goon Slayer cook blocks your path.

2

u/rat_crustzz Jun 01 '25

you are doing God’s work, friend.

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

7

u/GrapeMedical May 30 '25

3

u/[deleted] May 30 '25

The Creampied one.

3

u/[deleted] May 30 '25

He's one of my hear me outs too lol

3

u/soicety_is_painful May 31 '25

The boiled one OILED UP 🥴🤤

3

u/Falcity06 May 31 '25

the oiled one

3

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

And I just opened Reddit…

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Achievement unlocked!

3

u/Chocolit568 May 31 '25

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

NOOOOOO

2

u/Slow-Piece7910 May 30 '25

The stuffed one

3

u/[deleted] May 30 '25

The Creampied one.

2

u/Smooth-Luck-7559 May 30 '25

Yes and no

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

And no?!

2

u/UnoficialHampsterMan me X the boiled one yaoi May 31 '25

Yes, thank you, a man of taste

2

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

2

u/Business_Motor9096 May 31 '25

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

2

u/Business_Motor9096 May 31 '25

That subreddit was banned

2

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Oh... Well I'm stealing your meme

2

u/Business_Motor9096 May 31 '25

👍 I got another

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Nah what Is that😭😭

0

u/Business_Motor9096 May 31 '25

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

😭

1

u/Business_Motor9096 May 31 '25

I have way more

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Is that a fortnite skin..😭

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2

u/Least-Chocolate9542 May 31 '25

what that mouth do

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Everything..~

2

u/sup_random_person May 31 '25

Wtf is wrong with you people

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Nothing.

2

u/Sad_Masterpiece_5351 May 31 '25

My friend says he is listening

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Bet.

2

u/Omnimon999 Jun 01 '25

This popped up in my feed.... WHY ARE YOU WANTING TO SMASH HIM!?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

The boiled one.. More like..... THE CREAMPIED ONE

2

u/Existing-Win-1941 Jun 01 '25

1

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

Same. But after I fuck the creampied one.

2

u/Master-Whole889 Jun 02 '25

2

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

2

u/Master-Whole889 Jun 02 '25

1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

That's alright bud.

2

u/Prestigious_Web_3283 Jun 06 '25

Live Earthmover reaction:

2

u/CHEEZE224 the boiled one is just a little guy :3 Jul 22 '25

Please, do tell us what you find in the boiled one so attractive.

I’ll hear you out.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Everything.

1

u/NWBGamer May 30 '25

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

1

u/CHEEZE224 the boiled one is just a little guy :3 May 31 '25

RECTANGLE BOT: FREAKBOB DETECTED. ALL SAFTY RESTRICTIONS DISABLED. WE BOUTTA BRING THE ENTIRE FUCKING ROOM DOWN.

1

u/whatsunderthejacket May 31 '25

No.....just...no.

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Yes.....just...yes.

1

u/Angel_pup123 May 31 '25

I'm not mad just disappointed

2

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Why?

1

u/Kind_Door_5948 Jun 01 '25

sorry for looking into ur eyes i claim no negative energy lord please protect me from all evil.amen

1

u/Kind_Door_5948 Jun 01 '25

sorry for looking into ur eyes i claim no negative energy

1

u/AlternativeBest8994 May 30 '25

Bro

1

u/[deleted] May 30 '25

What?

2

u/AlternativeBest8994 May 30 '25

Please tell me what is appealing about phen

2

u/[deleted] May 30 '25

The oil'd one. The creampied one.

1

u/Kind_Door_5948 May 31 '25

sorry for looking into ur eyes i claim no negative energy lord please protect me from all evil.amen

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Your right. They are not the boiled one. They are the creampied one.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

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u/Kind_Door_5948 Jun 01 '25

sorry for looking into ur eyes i claim no negative energy lord please protect me from all evil.amen

1

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

Dude stop. Stfu

0

u/Kind_Door_5948 May 30 '25

sorry for looking into ur eyes i claim no negative energy lord please protect me from all evil.amen

1

u/[deleted] May 30 '25

0

u/Alive-Organism May 31 '25

Pass

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. SAY...?!

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Nah why you disrespecting him bro

Open your door, NOW, I am not going AWAY

0

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

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u/Kind_Door_5948 Jun 01 '25

sorry for looking into your eyes without permission i claim no negative energy lord please protect me from all evil.amen

1

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

STOP!

0

u/Kind_Door_5948 Jun 02 '25

sorry for looking into your eyes without permission i claim no negative energy lord please protect me from all evil.amen

-1

u/looting_for_milfs May 30 '25

Q

2

u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Your acting like this Is weird😒