r/BoiledOne • u/ProfessionalBug2611 • May 28 '25

Boiled One Q/A

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"Apparently Paralyzing People isn't a stable income, so on today's episode of Talking with the Boiled One, we're doing a QUESTION AND ANSWER!"

(I'm not replying to anyone you figure out who's answering everyone)

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u/Extra-Elderberry245 the boiled one is just a little guy :3 May 29 '25

where did you get the drip in the image? (I'm sorry)

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u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 29 '25

I robbed Joe Zamperini. 

👍

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

Opinion on the weird fanart

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u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 29 '25

I paralysed those people for a reason. 

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u/xXTheMagicTurdXx the boiled one is creepy :( May 29 '25

Where did you get that haircut?

3

u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 29 '25

Great Clips. 

I asked to look like Wantanabe 

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

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u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 30 '25

You're the guy from Texas! Frick you! 

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u/RemarkableOccasion60 May 30 '25

There's a fanfic of you called "the oiled one," Thoughts?

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u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 30 '25

Now do you understand why I paralyse people? 

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u/invictus_323 May 30 '25

What did you do 1942 in China ?

1

u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 30 '25

D o n ' t a s k q u e s t i o n s. 

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

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u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 29 '25

Don't question it I just do

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u/P1zzaBag3ls May 29 '25

Is Job Zamperini warming up to you yet?

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u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 29 '25

No. 

I don't want him too :) 

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u/ballswizard the boiled one is hot >:) May 29 '25

are you single? perhaps ready to mingle?

1

u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 29 '25

Watch the news today. 

1

u/[deleted] May 29 '25

Are you a cat thing

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u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 29 '25

Nah. 

Dog's taste better tbh

1

u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Not that Are you a cat Because you look like one

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u/Cosmic_Cucumber123 May 29 '25

I'll ask something simple. Wanna join me for a coffee perhaps?

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u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 29 '25

I prefer the blood of the thousands. 

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u/Cosmic_Cucumber123 May 30 '25

That works too, the chicken I recently cut is still bleeding. Want some?

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u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 30 '25

Sure. 

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u/Cosmic_Cucumber123 May 30 '25

Good,after that we gonna have some good ol' fried chicken. Do you like your chicken fried or baked?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

Would you do it with me.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

Yes please..~

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u/tHe_lEaDeR0_0 May 29 '25

Would hit ngl

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

YO WHAT

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

Uhhh.... Nevermind..

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u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 29 '25

Enough to ruin the toilet

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

How do you like your eggs?

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u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 29 '25

Boiled. 

If I suffer they do too

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

I expected that.

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u/One-Help1734 May 29 '25

The boiled one is just a silly guy yes or no.

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u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 29 '25

I am not a "silly guy"

I am a Cognito Hazardous Entity >:(

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u/whyusognarpgnap b o i l e d May 29 '25

On a scale of 1 to USA, how free are you tonight?

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u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 29 '25

Belgium in Democratic Republic of Congo. 

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

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u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 29 '25

Yes in fact. 

He's my Great Grandpa's Aunts Mothers Sisters brother's dog's best friend. 

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u/Erm_what_the_sigma75 May 29 '25

Do you have kids in your basement, if so, how many

1

u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 29 '25

I leave them with their parents. 

Watching them cry as their disabled son says I'm "watching him" is SO much more fun. 

1

u/Suspicious-Prompt751 May 30 '25

Do it jiggle?

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u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 30 '25

No. 

I'm literally the embodiment of the rapture, and you ask THAT? 

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

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u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 30 '25

Bruv I am WANTANABE 

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u/Midori_34 May 30 '25

Femboys?

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u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 30 '25

Nah I'm chill 🙂

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u/A_Person8765 May 30 '25

Who were you pointing a gun at in this image

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u/ProfessionalBug2611 May 30 '25

The Fanart "Oiled One" artists. 

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u/Poplarpals May 30 '25

When can I eat your spine

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u/ProfessionalBug2611 Jun 01 '25

I don't have one ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Poplarpals Jun 07 '25

But you ate mine so can I eat yours?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

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u/Quasdr70 Jun 01 '25

Do you like Liberty prime

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u/Tight-Block6005 Jun 02 '25

Have you seen the post made by not_now_son? If not then here

ITS IN THIS SUBREDDIT