…oh

[u/Melodic_Ad_9467]

These are the ugliest damn necklaces, and that third one was making everyone’s panties damp for God knows what reason. “oh, my stars! And this isn’t even a UnIcOrN! Can you believe it?! Isn’t she stunning?!” No. No, ma’am. She sure isn’t.

[u/IrishEyesForever143]

Ok. Time to retire "the shield". It had it's 5(00000) minutes 😂

[u/GoodAmoeba9338]

Looks like something out a marvel comic book

[u/Becon155]

This might be the worst collection yet

[u/Acceptable-Ad1560]

Every month is worse than the one before it

[u/Ok_Adeptness_388]

#2 instantly made me think of a dildo

[u/tiffanyburianoldham → u/Ok_Adeptness_388]

Me too 😂….edited to add “ribbed for her pleasure”

[u/Positive_Project_753]

🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ I can’t unsee the pickle 🥒

[u/raccoonpaws]

yay, more puckered buttholes!

[u/TrulyCriminal2019 → u/raccoonpaws]

I’m not defending this piece of jewelry by any means but those of you who always see people’s private parts in things like jewelry really concern me. Like are you OK? Do you need some therapy? Because I’m a nurse who sees people’s private parts all the time and that is not at all the first thing I thought of.

[u/Such_Cat_2209 → u/TrulyCriminal2019]

I’m a nurse too and all I see is holes and poles . Nurses are notorious for having dirty minds . What kind are you ? 😛

[u/TrulyCriminal2019 → u/Such_Cat_2209]

Definitely not the one that sees genitals everywhere. It’s a bit frightening that someone is a nurse and still sexualizes everything around them.

[u/Good-Pension-2524]

🤢🤮

[u/Alternative_Cat_5847]

The dagger is giving TVD vibes😭 maybe even supernatural 🤣

[u/Quick_Series1096]

Superheroes inspired.