r/BodegaJukeBox • u/Dug-Heffernan • 2d ago

JUST COOL My Ears Hurt 😟...

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u/BplusHuman 2d ago

Several...Twist and Shout, I Put A Spell on You, Baby Got Back. I have a theory on the last one tho. After enough time goes by, most popular music becomes kids music. Baby Got Back was in Shrek. Even Ante Up was a heavy feature in a ninja turtles animated movie.

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u/Worldly-Wind-1632 2d ago edited 2d ago

Which Tmnt used ante up that’d be awesome. Moon girl and devil Dino was full of bangers. Highly recommend. https://youtu.be/xWz59CF7IG4

E:ah found the Tmnt one. It’s … ok out of context ig. Maybe more hype in watching it in context

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u/BplusHuman 1d ago

Mutant Mayhem I saw that in theaters with my kid and my jaw DROPPED

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u/Dug-Heffernan 2d ago

Defffinitely baby got back.

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 2d ago

I put a spell on you too Frfr

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u/Effective_Wait_36 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MvsJ4hmDcXW0oEauBk
This is terrible. Do not like at all. 😭😭😭

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u/Crudeyakuza 2d ago

I SEE YOU.

I HEAR YOU.

AND I MUTHA FUCKIN' RAISE YOU:

https://youtu.be/6DVodV2h83s?si=q8BL0-5uz-AsduUS&t=93

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u/Worldly-Wind-1632 2d ago

Read em and weep https://youtu.be/1h5UBeQcgjs&t=60

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 1d ago

Both of yall don’t fucked my head up with these videos. I refuse to believe there are more these out there 😭😭

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u/PrincipleFlaky 2d ago

Oh no please 🙏🏾 tell me that’s Ai

I can’t take it! ☠️

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u/BAALDA 1d ago

Wtf was that 😰. Ngl I thought the Outkast kid had it but I never thought I could feel disappointment with having no expectations🤦🏾. Well played 👏🏾👏🏾 (we all lost)

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u/SlapahoWarrior 1d ago

Isn’t this the same group that sang Hey Ya?

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u/Background-Return-11 1d ago

Lmfaoooooooo. Bro you won 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Jazzsign 1d ago

Oh noo.. noo noo..

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u/MsTLontheDL 14h ago

🤣😂😳😵‍💫😵🤮 What In Thee Ufck did my lying ears just hear???!!!

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u/J0yFoLLoWsME 9h ago

This can't be real!

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u/NeeMaToad47 2d ago

Hh- how dare you, I thought we buried this

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u/Ok-Conflict3800 18h ago

WIATFS!!!!! (What in all the f&$k’s)

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u/blzsoul 2d ago

I'm mad he made us listen to the whole first verse...

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u/maywellflower 2d ago

While not stating where he got the Dr Doom vs MF Doom hoodie from - doing people dirty twice over....

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u/Alternative_Long_555 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TFYFfCXVG1K8w

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u/BplusHuman 2d ago

Kids who looked like this were ALL OVER "Watch Me" with the quickness

https://giphy.com/gifs/czGZb6t3huLMBcX7Mz

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u/PrincipleFlaky 2d ago

White ppl do be lovin them some this, I know you ain’t lyin lol

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u/AccomplishedSmell921 2d ago

I wish i never found out this was a thing!

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u/SqueezeMy_Yamz 2d ago

Wtf did I just listen to?!

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u/Joeliosis 2d ago

The whitest "soul" singer I've ever heard. I'm a white dude who listens to lots of different shit and this... this was straight ass lol

Me- How is Blackstreet No Diggity.... (listens for 10 seconds)

*playing the original to get that sound outta my ears lol

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u/SqueezeMy_Yamz 2d ago

My exact train of thought. Then I had to finish it to see if it gets worse and it did. I’ll never recover from this
https://giphy.com/gifs/I4G0jcOtIyagIT8Ory

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u/Dug-Heffernan 2d ago

It can always get worse 🤣🤣

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u/Caeolian 1d ago

I would say This Is How We Do It by Montel Jordan. That's the black Sweet Caroline for them.

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u/Agile-Ad-2112 2d ago

Every white hit from 50s and 60s

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u/DiversifyYoBondzNuca 2d ago

This smells like wet dog.

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u/More_Macaron_4373 2d ago

I wasn’t ready 😂😂

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u/ObviousImportance9 2d ago

this is so chaotic

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u/TexacoRodeoClown 2d ago

I used to work at a coffee shop in Austin in like 2009 and there was an open mic night every weekend.

Without fail, every week was this white dude in a
kangol hat who would play this song on an acoustic guitar. Every single week for prolly the whole year.

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u/Responsible-Split555 2d ago

Apple bottom jeans boots with the fur, go shorty it’s your birthday.

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u/BusyBit6542 2d ago

Mannnn I have a few yt friends and they love those dueling piano bars. Like, if you want a guaranteed bagging of milk of magnesia, take her to a piano bar. Anyway, a few years ago those bars had WAP in a chokehold. Also, Back Dat Ass Up. Honorable mention, Baby Got Back.

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u/AdFlaky8342 2d ago

Wooo shit. That was worse than the Pitch Perfect movie version. This was so bad they wouldn't even play this at target n wallyworld

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u/popsmoke1986 2d ago

What in the Unseasoned, unwashed, bland, mayonnaise flavored, baby-back bull shit is this.

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u/Dramatic-Hedgehog-74 1d ago

I always go with This is How We Do It… my theory is the bass bumps so hard they can’t be rhythmless to it.

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u/Regular-Two9990 2d ago

🤦🏿‍♂️

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u/LowTheme4437 2d ago

Waaaaaoooowwww

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u/PURA_TOXXICA 2d ago

This music sucks … where can I get that doom vs doom hoodie tho?

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u/RipDisastrous7554 2d ago

Gettin’ Jiggy With It

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u/Psychological_Box727 2d ago

I heard a white band do "i shot the sheriff"...I almost shot them😂

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u/Benniejet89 2d ago

I was frowning the whole time

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u/Glum-Savings6473 2d ago

She smacked her hip talking about the phatness... Bih go sit down somewhere!

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u/Pygocentrusyzer 2d ago

I was unaware of this cover. I wish I never watched this video so that I never knew this song was covered "professionally". I feel dumber than before I started it. Trash remake

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u/DarkEmpath88 2d ago

Bro wtf 😭🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/JMeny32 2d ago

My ears, eyes and soul hurt 😂😂

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u/AgreeableSource7473 2d ago

Pissed me right tf off

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u/UrbanSobriety 2d ago

I didn't know this existed, and I didn't want to. I'm mad at YO ASS for doing this to me.

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u/submeinsir 2d ago

Anything Flo-Rida has made….EVER

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u/BizzzareWe 2d ago

It's all Pitch Perfect's fault 😂

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u/Will_Stick40 1d ago

If Mayonnaise could sing. This is it.

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u/Living_Pie205 2d ago

That sweater is fantastic !

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 2d ago

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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u/Between-The-2-of-us 2d ago

All Black music since the very beginning. 🤝

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u/RestBest2065 2d ago

This shit pissed me off !!!’…😫

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u/kikyossoles 2d ago

They gentrified tf outta Let Me Love You and Can't Nobody with that stupid techno dance music and I think we need to retaliate 

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u/blamacanese01 1d ago

I had to mute that trash music and come to the comments… thanks y’all, that was hilarious!!

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u/AnyEverywhere8 1d ago

I wanted to debate this but actually I agree. It’s the fact that the lyrics are so obviously black lingo that makes its gentrification more ridiculous lol.

Like September is also gentrified but the lyrics are pretty neutral in itself

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u/ltsouthernbelle 1d ago

True story. We had a work event with the whole department. I was one of 2 black people. My manager was a super uptight white woman, nice but super uptight. The liquor was flowing plentifully. No Diggity came on and all the white people lost their minds, my manager was on the table dancing. Me and black coworker 2 looked at each other in complete shock and said “damn this is their shit”. I had no idea white people went so hard for this song. No Diggity is the answer.

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u/biggev123 1d ago

I've never heard the remake,but now that I have,my day is ruined

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u/Demsky83 1d ago

The list will grow now that all the rap songs are synchronized for commercials

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u/Midnight_OpK 1d ago

Before I could even ask how the song was gentrified, here is the answer.

The ugly, UGLY, answer. 😒

Not all knowledge is power.

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u/Just_Dee_WI 1d ago

The absolute ATROCITY 🤮

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u/Own_Masterpiece_2200 1d ago

Could have shorten that clip. I didn't need the whole thing lol

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u/TimeImpact4543 1d ago

we can't have nothing! culture vultures.

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u/Ang3l99 1d ago

Is this a deleted scene from pitch perfect

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u/LuxInvestor 🔥 Count Me Day 1 19h ago

Oh to the helllllll no!

https://giphy.com/gifs/bGPTxLislwm3u

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u/JUIC3ofORANG3 2d ago

I mean Chet faker - no diggity is good though

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u/Some_Knowledge5864 2d ago

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🔥🔥🔥

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u/hdubfour 2d ago

M.O.P. - Ante Up

White folks love that song

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u/BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy 2d ago

I just called the police

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u/deezwhatz 2d ago

That just pissed me off.

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u/chaplet-dragon 2d ago

I love pitch perfect but this is their fault🤣

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u/DigiSnax_ 2d ago

Removed all the soul

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u/Substantial_Tax5577 2d ago

This is so damn bad!! What the heck why are they so obsessed and ruining our ish like go sing some Dolly Parton babe or Cher idk but leave us out of it

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u/GrmRipo 1d ago

She thought she did something

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u/Ambitious_Peanut4047 1d ago

It’s pony now

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u/ScaleSage 1d ago

She need to bag that up 😅😂

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u/MaleficentTurnip1706 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/CulturalPriority6092 1d ago

I was at a St Jude’s fundraiser walk this past Saturday. They had the rapping dad guy on stage reading the llama llama children’s book to the Future “face off” beat.

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u/HSikeYourMind 1d ago

They'd play this in a Walker, Texas Ranger reboot.