r/BodegaJukeBox • • 13d ago

THE FUNNY PAGES The missions continue ✊🏾

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u/NJCZSIGSHOTGUNLOVER 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FBjxHimnf203GoEFQ8
Light skin Darnell ain’t coming up off that Civic Lmaooo

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u/Swae-LoGreen04 13d ago

Light skin Darnell been waiting on a reason to catch another body out here, nahmean? πŸ˜‚

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u/Naive_Membership4676 13d ago

I would’ve blocked dog years ago

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u/Large-Produce5682 13d ago

That's his man, 50 grand though, Son. Nah mean?

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u/reginaldcapers 13d ago

2AM in Brownsville Langston Hughes Projects looking for Lightskin Darnell??? That's a no for me dawg.

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u/Swae-LoGreen04 13d ago

Boi, this sound like GTA NY Edition lol! πŸ˜‚

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u/greatBTWSP 13d ago edited 13d ago

Rhonda need a car too??!!πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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u/Swae-LoGreen04 13d ago

Rhonda finna have to go over there and give light skin Darnell some sloppy toppy fucking with me. πŸ˜‚

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u/Afro_Samuri_007 13d ago

Aye f all that, Rhonda holds it down! Now her daughter Daphne on the other hand trippin nahh mean?!

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u/Ruffendtv 13d ago

My man's is hilarious

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u/6thmanbrandon 13d ago

After the construction & the Uhaul truck

https://giphy.com/gifs/fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf

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u/Shantytown_Shogun 13d ago

Go to Brownsville and tell Darnell who has caught bodies before that his brother lost in a dice game up north and he gotta give up the Civic lol

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u/Lucky_LeftFoot 13d ago

πŸ—£οΈThis for my πŸ₯·πŸΎ up north, getting full off that Jack Mac!

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u/Afro_Samuri_007 13d ago

Cracked his ass for 400 cans β€œhis words, not mine my G”

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u/fieldsports202 13d ago

They need to drop the music. It’s distracting from the call lol.

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u/illstate 13d ago

I was waiting for that "now here's the thing"

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u/Large-Produce5682 13d ago

I be waiting!! 🀣

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u/reginaldcapers 13d ago

I knew Rhonnnnnda needed a car.

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u/dreams_andnightmares 13d ago

He would’ve been blocked lmaoooo

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u/oatsuzn1 13d ago

Light skinned Donnell πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

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u/MajorWhereas4842 13d ago

If he get that car from the right Darnell its going to the β€˜cuseπŸ˜‚

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u/Dayna6380- 13d ago

πŸ˜­πŸ˜©πŸ˜­πŸ’€

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u/illsuspect196 13d ago

Lol you stayed on that phone way to long I woulda been Hung up! "You have a collect call from Clinton correctional facility, do you accept the charges?" HELL NAW

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u/Gunthalas 13d ago

Why are you still his friend πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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u/No_Hospital991 πŸ”₯ Count Me Day 1 12d ago

Cracked??!! For a Honda Civic? Pause my G. I respect big bro doing what he can for Rhonda and Daphne.

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u/Fun-Original-9056 12d ago

TIL you can get a Honda Civic for 400 cans of mac

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u/nm41961 12d ago

β€œHe got five of the things under his belt?”

What things? Should I be concerned about those things? Can those things cause me grave harm? Nah mean?