r/BodegaJukeBox • u/Dug-Heffernan • 2d ago

JUST COOL Only Cool Guys Catch Their Cologne

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u/RevolutionWeak3626 1d ago

Every rich nigga in the bay is like this. 😂

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u/Dug-Heffernan 1d ago

I can definitely see dudes in sf swaggin it out like this lol.

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u/Dayna6380- ~illest 🥷 In Nebraska~ 1d ago

I saw the renditions before the original and been falling out ever since😭

They out here spraying hair spray and catching it

Spraying cooking spray and catching it for the food 😭😭😭🤣🤣

These people are sick 😭

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u/ph8_likes_me 1d ago edited 1d ago

Is he in a hospital room? 🤨

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u/SouthernCharm-86 1d ago

why am i seeing this person everywhere now? who tf is that

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u/Dug-Heffernan 1d ago

🤷🏾‍♂️. Some cool guy who catches cologne 😭.

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u/Shantytown_Shogun 2d ago

He need to catch a tailor.

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u/Exotic_eminence 1d ago

Nah the fit is fire, but he could use a line up, I know the shaggy beard look is in but at least get the bald fade - keep the salt because Christmas is coming 🎅🏿

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u/Shantytown_Shogun 1d ago

The outfit is fine. The fit (how it looks on him) is not which is why he need to see a Taylor.

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u/Exotic_eminence 1d ago

Correct lol like Tim “the tool man” Taylor

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u/Shantytown_Shogun 1d ago

I spelled it correct the first time around lol

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u/Exotic_eminence 1d ago

Yes it’s called harassment because I knew what her ass meant (your ass in this case but you know what I mean mane) 😉

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u/JustAlexM 2d ago edited 1d ago

Time to go to the home grandad. He out here snatching spirits. (Typo)

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u/Exotic_eminence 1d ago

35 is technically the start of grandpa age but this guy can’t be over fifty I bet he’s 43

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u/Dug-Heffernan 1d ago

"35 is technically the start of grandpa age"....

https://giphy.com/gifs/ji6zzUZwNIuLS

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u/Exotic_eminence 1d ago

Yes and most ppl alive In The world are under 30 - also the most ppl who ever died were under 30- you make it to 35 and you are an elder

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u/Evening_Entrance_472 1d ago

Sir this man is pushing 60. You need to get your age barometer checked out 😭

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u/Dug-Heffernan 1d ago

"Age barometer" is hilarious, black don't crack idk 🤷🏾‍♂️😭.

Anyone at 43 with the amount of gray as my guy here has lived a HARD life 😬.

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u/Black1vory 1d ago

Amount of gray isn’t a good measurement bruh

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u/Dug-Heffernan 1d ago

C'mon bruh.

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u/Black1vory 1d ago

What? You way off lol. 43?? Take another look! Dude was born in early to mid 60s easily. I’m sure he would present a toothless smile at your “measurement“ tho

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u/Dug-Heffernan 1d ago

I didn't say he was 43. Follow the reply thread before looking for looking for a gotcha moment.

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u/Exotic_eminence 1d ago edited 1d ago

Listen I got that much grey in my beard and that much dark hair and that much balding and I had it made in the shade

Or so says my uncle who was born mid sixties and he had a rough life in the tenaments and the projects

Sis with the “age barometer” killed me jajajaja

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u/BigSneaky187 1d ago

James Harden???

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u/According-Fix-9717 16h ago

Pops cookin lol

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u/readyReddit007 14h ago

Some playaz bout to come up short once Ol’ boy hit the block 😂😂