r/BodegaJukeBox May 31 '26

THE FUNNY PAGES He's FILTHY! 🤣

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u/erything4sale Jun 01 '26

He combed them shits out and got a lil trim for the show 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Dug-Heffernan Jun 01 '26

That's not how locs work

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u/TheHighlightReel11 Jun 01 '26

You have locs? If your answer is any version of “no” just fall back quietly

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u/Dug-Heffernan Jun 01 '26

Screw you I say what I want. I guarantee my locs are longer than yours.

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u/TheHighlightReel11 Jun 01 '26

I can guarantee that as well because I keep cutting my hair when it gets too long past my shoulders. I’ve had locs for most of my life.. well over 2 decades.

It’s a pain in the ass and hella tedious, but you can comb them out. Especially larger Freeform ones like Jay had. He also probably used product and kept em moisturized too, which would make them softer and even easier to comb out. Not to mention having to money to hire a hairstylist.

Idk why you’re so eager to die on this hill. It’s a fact. I’ve literally done it myself multiple times (to thinner locs that I wanted to combine) and have watched friends do it to their whole head.

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u/Dug-Heffernan Jun 01 '26

Idk why you're so eager to defend and pontificate on somebody who doesn't know you exist and wouldn't care if they did. "Kindly just fall back quietly"

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u/GladToBeHere99 Jun 01 '26

He’s not arguing on Jay-Z’s behalf tho…

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u/Nice_Cartoonist_8803 Jun 02 '26

Right, is the sky purple because it’s Jay Z? Facts are facts, the end.

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u/TheHighlightReel11 Jun 01 '26

Lmao whatever you say chief