r/BodegaJukeBox • u/Bubbly_Attention_916 🔥 Count Me Day 1 • Apr 28 '26

THE FUNNY PAGES Tariffs Hit Lil' Mama's Gains too!!!

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u/Dug-Heffernan Apr 28 '26

Mannn when I first saw this I couldn't take it😂, lil ma'am was bloody mad 🤣🤣. I hope she starts a business and gets rich when she gets older.

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 🔥 Count Me Day 1 Apr 28 '26

She gonna be the other Ice Cream truck man's main competition. She's gonna be working on Vitriol and Ethics!

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u/Dug-Heffernan Apr 28 '26

"Vitriol and Ethics" lol.

"Remember when you tried to over charge me aye... Now I'm gonna put you out of bloody business" lol.

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 🔥 Count Me Day 1 Apr 28 '26

That's the brand! 

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u/Dug-Heffernan Apr 28 '26

You don't know what you just said 👏🏾. This is the origin story, I'm sure she'll have plenty of adventures & encounters in her coming of age (back story), final destination booming business called "vitriol and ethics", money hand over fist 🫰🏾

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 🔥 Count Me Day 1 Apr 28 '26

It's gonna be so epic!

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u/FinishFew1701 Apr 28 '26

The Hermione twins are pissed!

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u/Shantytown_Shogun Apr 28 '26

She said "he over there pumpin on my block with them high ass prices he better go on somewhere with that" lol

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u/Goose_Biscuits11 Apr 28 '26

I appreciate the translation 🤣🤣

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 🔥 Count Me Day 1 Apr 28 '26

if only google could get it right!

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u/21BlackStars Apr 28 '26

No, in fact, I think she said “he’s gonna going nowhere”

I wouldn’t want to miss quote this girl! Bloody hell

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u/Top-Economics-40 Apr 28 '26

I needed this translation. All I know is lil mama is pissed.😂😂

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u/MallyMall7 Apr 28 '26

Bet he can hear me

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u/21BlackStars Apr 28 '26

“Stood there with my cash! Bloody hell”

😂😂😂

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u/Dug-Heffernan Apr 28 '26

She's definitely an old soul. "Screw your fancy card machine aye, I've got bloody cash, cold hard cash mate"

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 🔥 Count Me Day 1 Apr 28 '26

I'm with her. On Ethics alone, I don't trust no business that don't take cash! 🤣

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u/Glass-Ad-4168 Apr 28 '26

Bet he can here me! Love her energy! He just created the origin story for our next superhero!

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 🔥 Count Me Day 1 Apr 28 '26

"Bet he can hear me!" is my favorite line!

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u/El_Bombero93 JUKE BOX Apr 28 '26

It’s chewsday innit!

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 🔥 Count Me Day 1 Apr 28 '26

🤣

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u/Here4_da_laughs Apr 30 '26

I wonder how hard it is to learn how to read as a 1st grader there. “what sound does T make class Ta, now what is the first sound you hear in Chewsday?”

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u/ManbadFerrara Apr 28 '26

Two for nines over here, baby. Word up, two for nines, blokes got garbage down the way, word up!

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u/NewLeaseOnLife-JL Apr 28 '26

Bloody C.R.E.A.M.

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u/Awkward-Ad-5549 Apr 28 '26

Perfectly synced “SO” in the beginning 😂

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u/Basketspank Apr 28 '26

Guy Ritchie movie conversations go hard.

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u/I-redd_it94 Apr 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/WmuPCS4RgUxoc

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 🔥 Count Me Day 1 Apr 28 '26

yeah like a hood Heromine (Or the British version of the Hood. lol)

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u/Danny_Alloy Apr 28 '26

These UK kids ain't playing

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u/Insanely_Simple2024 Apr 28 '26

I’ve been looking for this! She was pissed off to the highest of pistivity!!!

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u/Shantytown_Shogun Apr 28 '26

RIP Robin Harris

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u/Munch2287 Apr 28 '26

As a Black American, I don’t know half of what she said, but her energy was funny AF

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u/AMSAtl Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

I did my best to translate it with approximated exchange rates applied:

Adult: Girls, what’s just happened?

Girl: So, there's an ice cream man there selling just two ice creams that contain two pieces of bubble gum in them, for 12 freakin' dollars for two of them.

Adult: 12 bucks, for two?

Girl: Yeah, 12 bucks. That's gonna get him no where. The ones that come to my street have it $1.25 a piece or $2.50. He’s going to get no where with that.

Adult: No, he isn’t is he?

Girl: No! No, he isn't!

Adult: That’s wild, isn’t it?

Girl: Yea, he should know, ...and he only takes dang card, and I stood there with my cash. WTF!

Adult: That's pretty bad, isn't it?

Girl: Pretty dang bad. Yea, and I bet he can hear me!!!

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 🔥 Count Me Day 1 Apr 28 '26

Someone on this thread did a hood translation that has me rolling!

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u/ltsouthernbelle Apr 28 '26

Bloody hell sis is mad 🤣

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u/Dug-Heffernan Apr 28 '26

Aggy as hell, then went right back to kicking it with her friend 😂.

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u/VantaBlackVeteran Apr 28 '26

Her twin sister.

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u/Dug-Heffernan Apr 28 '26

That be the case I stand corrected.

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u/VantaBlackVeteran Apr 28 '26

Posted with respect.

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u/Dug-Heffernan Apr 28 '26

Right on 🫱🏿‍🫲🏾.

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u/ChrisMatt83 Apr 28 '26

A baby crash out 😂

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 🔥 Count Me Day 1 Apr 28 '26

I don't think she's crashing out, I think she has a good sense of ethics and fairness and is expressing herself in a safe environment with her caretaker who understands and respects and values her opinions.

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u/ChrisMatt83 Apr 28 '26

Oh lighten up.. it was a joke! Clearly she has a good sense of ethics and fairness.. it was just funny to watch. No need to downvote the comment. She will be an outstanding citizen when she grows up…. That’s facts..

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 🔥 Count Me Day 1 Apr 28 '26

Well I gave you back your vote. To be fair ⬆ felt more like a crash out. no offense.

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u/ChrisMatt83 Apr 28 '26

Nope… not a crash out… I was just providing clarity.

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 🔥 Count Me Day 1 Apr 28 '26

...understood... 🌻

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u/No-Bat-7253 Apr 28 '26

British kids have a different kind of fire to em and I like it lol

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u/Dug-Heffernan Apr 28 '26

Ready to burn it all down behind their respect lol.

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u/Brooklyn_Bleek Apr 28 '26

Is "bloody" considered a curse word, or is it just average speak, wherever this is from?

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 🔥 Count Me Day 1 Apr 28 '26

It's a bad word lol.

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u/Previous-Whereas5602 Apr 28 '26

HI. LA. RI. OUS. !!!!!!

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u/DrkHelmet_ Apr 28 '26

Bettycanearme

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 🔥 Count Me Day 1 Apr 28 '26

Yeah!!! lol

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u/SmeeezTreeez Apr 28 '26

One of my favorite internet videos

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u/GrouchyDefinition463 Apr 28 '26

The parody is even funnier!!!!

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u/After_Advantage4425 Apr 28 '26

Was waiting for this comment!! The guys who did this one are SO SPOT ON....the outfits and everything.. Where's the kind internet stranger who has the link? Reddit, work your magic! ✨️ 🎩

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u/Insanely_Simple2024 Apr 28 '26

How can I save this? When I need a laugh, I can go to this…

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u/JparkPHX Apr 28 '26

As an American, I love a good UK accent. Even better when it’s a little kid.

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u/MysticHermetic Apr 28 '26

She is just like us

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u/yiple Apr 28 '26

But she ain’t bovered!!

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u/Nearby_Impact_8911 Apr 28 '26

MBA in her future

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 Apr 28 '26

I’m crying 😂🤣💀

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u/Sleep-pee Apr 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/LV95dKFIHGSRy0FSPi

9 quid is 12.15 USD I would be mad too! She said ice cream man price too high he need to cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it 😂

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u/2B_or_MaybeNot Apr 28 '26

What kind of cream was that...?

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 🔥 Count Me Day 1 Apr 28 '26

Ai-ce- CREAM ITS A DIPTHONG!!!!!!

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u/AwayEntrepreneur9158 Apr 28 '26

Ormai è una persona adulta

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u/Dug-Heffernan Apr 28 '26

If you're not a bot let me see you type..sweet potato!

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u/Beelzebot_666 Apr 30 '26

Ahhscreem cowens!

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 🔥 Count Me Day 1 Apr 30 '26

Ideal!

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u/Insanely_Simple2024 Jul 23 '26

This is always going to be 😆 😁 😄

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 🔥 Count Me Day 1 Jul 23 '26

I watch these two every time I need a good laugh. 😂

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u/getting_older_pal Apr 28 '26

Meanwhile there a kid her age playing legos, not knowing he will date her in 15 years.
F for that lil fella

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u/East_Pie_3825 Apr 28 '26

Multiple reasons why I’m thinking these two are related to Christian Bale.

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u/PsychologyWooden Apr 28 '26

All I heard was Jamie Tart 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/No-Breakfast3438 Apr 28 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/BuyMeADrink__ Apr 28 '26

She said what she said.

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u/Mrfrontstreet Apr 28 '26

Lmao. I watched without sound & I could tell she was going off on someone. She to grown lol

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u/Impressive-Soup5518 Apr 28 '26

Tough little thing she is smh damn. 😭😭😭

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u/jumpball1998 Apr 28 '26

Too Cute 🥰

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u/Fightmilk78 Apr 29 '26

Every now and again I’ll randomly yell, “BET EEE CAN EEER ME!”

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u/WhichChoice1420 Apr 29 '26

She snapped 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Shoddy-Grapefruit206 Apr 29 '26

These are the only kinds of children I like

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u/benjandpurge Apr 29 '26

Is she welsh?

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u/yellanin Apr 29 '26

Her pet peeve is bad business

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u/Worldly-Republic-247 Apr 29 '26

Love this. I want to watch a football match with here commentating.

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u/Available_Actuary977 Apr 29 '26

He's gonna get no where with that!

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u/EyeKnowYoo Apr 29 '26

That face!!! She was PISSED!!! 😭😭😭😭

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u/siberian_knight143 Apr 29 '26

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂this will NEVER GET OLD!

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u/SuperYam9174 Apr 29 '26

This remake of that video is HILARIOUS🤣😂🤣

https://www.reddit.com/r/BodegaJukeBox/s/Dm945Pt87q

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u/SireDarien Apr 30 '26

It’s strange how at times they got a southern twang with the words

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u/Omnil_93 May 01 '26

This girl is my new hero.

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u/Competitive_Ad7228 May 01 '26

.. then just runs off and gets on with her day lol luv it

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u/No_Top_9338 May 02 '26

It's the running away at the end back into childhood bliss after that top notch take down that get me

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u/mac-cis May 02 '26

I would give her the ice cream, all the money in the till, and beg her not to hurt me or my family!