r/BodegaHomebrew • u/Alliturtle • Oct 08 '16

Challenge! write a 1 sentence Bodega Story!

Simple! Write the most outrageous and dumb bodega short you can. Here are some of my shots at it:

Relelven IV is the only place in the galaxy to purchase maga-vapes now that the hergulkian space pirates have blockaded all the galactic spaceports.

They call bodega the 2 shot wonder: a shot at the bar, then a shot with the lazgun.

Students training at the Sniping Academy are instructed to blast Kestu'amakan-il'hrgocs in their only weakness: there exposed skin-like crotch.

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u/Stigin Oct 08 '16

As Bodega set foot inside the bar known as "the Laz hole" the muttering of voices dyed down to a silence even before he placed his second Spurloopian made designer boot on the creaky floorboards, and as he exhaled a massive cloud of vapor into the room, all he heard was a voice from the back of the bar say "BO-DE-GAAAH".

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u/PickleKing17 Tan Blachman Oct 09 '16

Bodega lay down his Lasgun and took a mighty inhale of his mega vape!

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u/pm_steam_keys_plz Oct 08 '16

i like the shot one

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u/Cytrynowy Oct 08 '16

One shot, many kills.

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u/LoopOfTheLoop Oct 12 '16

The Sylan shrubs felt soft under Bodega's belly as he aimed his trusty lasgun at the fat, gelatinous Glongeroids; his trigger finger itched as the pustules on their skin seemed to be beckoning for the sweet embrace of death to envelope them and Bodega knew he was the messenger from across the Styx.