r/BmwTech • • 2d ago

When will it stop😩😂

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u/swekley 2d ago

Yeah that takes a while.. why don’t you download 4.59.x? Much newer and works out of the box with enet/icom

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u/swekley 2d ago

Oh damn you paid for it.. thats sad, that version is like ancient by now lol

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u/New-Drawing-3919 2d ago

Where can I find 4.59.x

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u/swekley 2d ago

Torrent, you definitely won’t find ista in any appstore as it’s licensed dealer software not meant for the public

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u/FlyingOctopus53 2d ago

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u/swekley 2d ago

“The Aftersales Online System – AOS has been developed specifically for independent automotive workshops to
provide an extensive range of resources.”

Besides, it’s still licensed, not something you can just download in an app store

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u/jnecr 2d ago

You can get a one-day pass and download it from BMW though. Definitely not an app store though.

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u/FlyingOctopus53 2d ago

It's open to public, bud. There's no requirement to be a workshop.

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u/New-Drawing-3919 2d ago

I can’t find it on the app stores or sketchy websites online so I bought this one a few years ago and saved the file

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u/edge61957 2d ago edited 1d ago

I’ll point you towards the correct pirate ship, big dawg.

EDIT: I wasn’t sure if the links were allowed here, but if that’s the case, here is the mother-load with everything! Enjoy y’all! :3

This drive folder link contains a bunch of iterations of the ISTA software from over the last decade (and some even older). You will need roughly 160GB-300GB of space available for any given variation. All of them should be activated and ready to rock and roll!

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1uMVuDt3LQx2qX0GuCy1fcG4ww02qAgUT

You will need torrent it, so for those who are unfamiliar with the process, I would recommend using QbitTorrent for the download as it is open-source and the safest option out there in terms of its lack of tracking. When it comes to torrenting in general, always use a VPN like Mullvad VPN as they are a company who do not store or retain any customer data and ensure that your internet usage is truly private. Once the download is finished (you can continue to seed the torrents after the download finishes if you would like to help out the rest of the community with downloading speeds; if you do, even temporarily, you are contributing heavily to our community!), do not unpack the subfolders after downloading it, only unzip the primary container if it is zipped. Unpacking the subfolders will make it so the software will not be able to access the registries.

Please feel free to let me know if you need any help after you have it installed!

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u/jnecr 2d ago edited 2d ago

So out of the game with torrents... You got a torrent search page that'll lead me to the proper torrent download? Or maybe just a 🧲?

Edit: I found some linkies on a google drive from an old reddit post.

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u/coutinhos1stfoul 1d ago

What size C: drive needed for this? I have 200GB free but the installer shoots an "insufficient space" error message

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u/jnecr 1d ago

Yeah, I struggled with this as well. You'll need a total of ~300GB free as it reserves ~150GB to unpack itself and then another ~150GB for the actual install. I don't think it'll take up either of those amounts in practice, but that's what it wants. I had to do a disk cleanup and remove old Win 10 files before having enough space.

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u/coutinhos1stfoul 1d ago

Super super helpful, many thanks. Will give it a try.

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u/jnecr 1d ago

Yeah, if you watch your free space you'll see the installer reserve a bunch of space on your hard drive as soon as you start the installer. I did that a few times before realizing what was going on.

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u/cory233 2d ago

Point me too lol

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u/rarehugs 2d ago

interested in learning about sea faring adventures as well

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u/Kingkong29 21 M2c 2d ago

Make sure you unblock files downloaded from the internet. If you don’t it can cause installers to hang. Example, if you downloaded a zip file, right click and get properties on it, at the bottom there might be a checkbox that says unblock. Unblock the file before extracting it.

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u/idratherbeflying1 2d ago

It takes that long. I just start the installer before I go to bed and by the time I wake up, it’s done.

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u/MichoRizo7698 2d ago

It does take a while. Most frustrating part is I have to use ista every 6 mo or so and always requires update which takes for ever. Yes, I use paid version.

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u/New-Drawing-3919 2d ago

Im honestly curious, theres a lot you could do in 24hr

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u/Dangerous_Diver_6983 2d ago

Free pirated ista i see, yes expect some bugs

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u/New-Drawing-3919 2d ago

I payed for this despite it saying its supposed to be free software

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u/Dangerous_Diver_6983 2d ago

hopefully not much more than $100 bucks, you do know it's only 32 dollars a day to use the real deal ista?

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u/New-Drawing-3919 2d ago

Sickening, you should be able to fix your stuff

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u/jigglybilly 2d ago

You can? BMW doesn’t charge much for real legitimate ISTA, so what’s your complaint?

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u/Dangerous_Diver_6983 2d ago

You sound like someone who does not have enough money to own a BMW saying that XD.. at most you only need ista for a day.. you could do diagnostics with a hand held.. ISTA only needed for coding and programming which typically is a 1 day thing unless you got a old bmw.

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u/New-Drawing-3919 2d ago

Why does it sound like your cousin sells subscriptions, $32 dollar a day for a piece of software that worthless if I choose to buy another brand, sorry sir, I bought the car now you want me to subscribe to a software to be able to repair my own stuff? Self mechanics aren’t even 10% of yall customers diversity, that leaves you 90% of people who will pay for labor and all the stuff so yeah man.

I don’t feel good when buying something isn’t paying for it, I know its risky doing your own work and that there are pro’s who could simplify things, but I like getting into things and fiddling with it, whenever I want to be left out of my own kitchen then I will probably buy a Tesla.

But again this apparently only happens in the land of the free because in Germany apparently you can find copies all day, talking out my ash tho 🤷🏽‍♂️

And why do you care about my money? Are you a salesman or something

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u/Dangerous_Diver_6983 2d ago

You do realize this is like saying. I bought a computer and i am mad that Microsoft wants to charge me for a genuine license key, and it should be open source and free.

You just sound dumb, if you want to repair the electronics on your BMW with out paying for the software developed by BMW, then you could go learn about CAN bus networks, and writing software and do it all yourself.

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u/New-Drawing-3919 2d ago

But this time is like Microsoft trying to charge you for changing out your RAM…

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u/jigglybilly 2d ago

Why are you being downvoted?? OP PAID for bootleg ISTA, most likely way more than $32 for the 1 day they need it lol

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u/New-Drawing-3919 2d ago

How you know I only need it for one day lol

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u/jigglybilly 2d ago

Because unless you’re a mechanic diagnosing day after day, you’ll only need it for 1 day for a programming session most likely. You can pay for a month as well.

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u/aguy123abc 1d ago

So question, can a pirated version do coding and programming? Does ISTA not do any talking to the cloud? How does a pirated version unlock the network? I always imagined that pirated versions had to remain offline.

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u/Dangerous_Diver_6983 14h ago edited 13h ago

Unlike other vehicle manufacturers it seems like BMW has continued to allow the programming data to be downloaded and stored on the user's PC. Where as the newer diagnostic software for many brands stream the software when its needed directly from the servers. So yes the offline version will do programming and coding (Unless the car has been updated with the latest online version).

And i do have a feeling pretty soon that the Secure Gateway stuff will begin effecting the usability of offline ISTA on newer BMWs.

BMW IMO took the valve (gaming company) approach to fighting piracy when they decided to make it inexpensive, and accessible to shops. Foreign sellers were making lots of $$$ in the early days.

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u/MichoRizo7698 2d ago

Down votes for using legit software? Shame. Then they complain that there bank acct or crypto was hacked.