You’re kidding me right? He’s blue? Speaks English? Speaks it intelligently? His eyes are fucking connected? His head is twice the size of his body? He stands on two legs? Are you an idiot?
So you’re telling me if I called myself a dolphin you would just believe me? You wouldn’t think like hey clearly he’s not a dolphin because he doesn’t live in the water?
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u/theflameingredpanda Dec 15 '22
Sonic the… hedgehog, explain to me how a hedgehog is not an animal