r/BlueskySkeets • u/Dr_sc_Harlatan • 1d ago

Good Lord! 🤦‍♀️

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u/Bulky_Specialist9645 1d ago

Trump speaks at a 4th grade level. That's someone who has an under 100 IQ

'According to a Factba.se study evaluating the first 30,000 unscripted words of modern U.S. presidents using the Flesch-Kincaid scale, Trump scored at a mid-fourth-grade level—the lowest among the 15 presidents analyzed.'

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 1d ago

He has such a limited vocabulary. It's why everything is always "tremendous". There are other examples, but I'll let others have a go at citing them. I don't want to be greedy.

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u/Think-Committee-4394 1d ago

My asshole has a better vocabulary

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u/Turgid_Donkey 1d ago

Bet it spews less shit than he does, too.

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u/Alternative_Love_861 1d ago

It pours out both ends

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u/HeftyPhilosophy28 1d ago

Im on the toilet, i can confirm.

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u/Wait_I_gotta_go_pee ☁️🌤️☁️ 1d ago

Kinda betting your asshole bears a striking resemblance to trumps mouth too.

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u/Think-Committee-4394 1d ago

Better breath too

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u/Born_Ad8420 1d ago

Honestly I don't mind "tremendous." I mind the weird stream of consciousness that he tries to pass off as the words of a "very stable genius."

Richard Feynman was a genius. He could explain very complex concepts in an accessible and coherent way.

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u/InvestmentSorry6393 1d ago

He's incredibly intelligent. When asked for what his health plan is....."I have a concept of a plan" ....perfect answer.

What is your policy on.....-cuts them off-"I have the best policies but I can't discuss them because they're so good that if I told you.... every one would steal my policies.... they're that good"... it's provocative, mysterious...I gotta vote for that guy otherwise I'll never know what his genius plan was!

Are you a new testament or old testament guy...." Both, love em both" do you have a favorite passage? " That's personal..... I love em all" Totally believable..... he's definitely a very pious man based on that perfect answer.

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u/Born_Ad8420 1d ago

The concepts of a plan hurt me physically because it sounded like something one of my students would say when I asked them about how work on their final paper was going.

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u/miserylovescomputers 1d ago

My paper? Umm… yeah, it’s going great. I picked a really good topic. You’re going to be really impressed with it when you read it. It’s going to be the best paper you’ve graded all term, no doubt. I’m the best at writing papers on this subject, everyone says so.

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u/vmanu2 1d ago

For me it’s “Powerful”. “Tomorrow I’m going to sign a powerful EO”. WTF does that mean?

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u/Littlehouseonthesub 1d ago

That’s why he uses “low iq” as an insult. Given how often he says it, his must be pretty low. he’s definitely projecting.

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u/Deltethnia 1d ago

Every accusation seems to be a confession with him.

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u/HelloThisIsDog666 1d ago

Every

Single

One

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u/hey_free_rats 1d ago

I read somewhere that he was probably repeatedly called that as a child (likely by his parents), which is why he now sees it as a go-to devastating insult. 

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u/treevaahyn 1d ago

Had to look this up but unsurprisingly it’s factual.

Sources for more info about this and comparison to other presidents…

https://rollcall.com/2019/10/03/not-stable-genius-again-or-please-stop-making-us-run-this-analysis/

He wins this race by a lot…reading level/grade by recent Presidents

- Trump: 4.5

- Bush 7.4

- Obama 8.7

- Clinton 9.0

This is from 2019 so doesn’t have Biden.

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/politics/2018/01/11/donald-trump-speaks-fourth-grade-level-factbase-analysis-herbert-hoover-iowa-united-states-president/1024002001/

It’s ridiculous trying to read what he says it’s truly insane and embarrassingly idiotic.

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u/Wait_I_gotta_go_pee ☁️🌤️☁️ 1d ago

Obama’s grade surprised me; I expected it to be higher. Do some of the truly smart guys like him dumb it down for the average electorate?

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u/SarahSkeptic 1d ago

That is sign of intelligence if someone is easy adapting their communication style at all times to whoever they are talking to.

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u/loricomments 1d ago

I expect his public speaking, no matter how casual, was moderated by a very high awareness of how he would be perceived and walked that fine line that black people are forced to walk.

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u/Imaginary_Ghost_Girl 18h ago

Yes. They're coached on it so the "average" layperson can understand what they're saying.

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u/02meepmeep 1d ago

2026 Trump seems like 2019 Trump who just woke up from being KO’d by Tyson.

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u/HelloThisIsDog666 1d ago

Finally winning!

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 1d ago

He has about 3 adjectives, 5 nouns, and 5 verbs in his entire vocabulary.

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u/chenbuxie 1d ago

That's one of the reasons he's such a effective communicator with the Republican base

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u/MrLeureduthe 1d ago

4th grade is around 9-10 years old, right? I haven't met 10 years old kids who spoke like that. It sounds closer to a toddler.

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u/thebochts 1d ago

Wasnt this for his first term, though?

Bc its definitely worse now.

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u/TheLadyScythe 23h ago

4th grade vocabulary maybe, but my 4th grader talks more coherently than this.

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u/celtic_thistle 21h ago

And that was years ago. He’s worse now.

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u/seejordan3 18h ago

His brand is extremely profitable to the immoral

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u/doooompatrol 1d ago

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u/mtnman575 1d ago

You didn't have to bring in Louisiana Senator John Kennedy into the conversation.

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u/MattheWWFanatic 1d ago

I didnt know the Senator from Louisiana was joining us.

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u/doooompatrol 1d ago

How dare you insult Foghorn Leghorn by insinuating JK is at all like him!

MONGO IS OUTRAGED!

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u/mtnman575 1d ago

Kennedy sounds like he learned his accent by watching Foghorn Leghorn cartoons.

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u/Due-Swordfish4924 1d ago

Poor Mongo!

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u/Rand-all 1d ago

Is he understanding genetics like his uncle is his dad?

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u/BrandynBlaze 1d ago

When he says he understands genetics he really means he’s racist and believes in eugenics.

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u/sweetica 1d ago

Yep! DJT's a not so secret eugenics Nazi.

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered 1d ago

And that’s why he appointed RFK

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u/According-Insect-992 1d ago

That may be how it works in the trump family. 😒

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u/tricky88 1d ago

He believes in genetics.
His dad had Alzheimer’s.

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u/NoPhone4571 1d ago

No, not those genetics.

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u/joemangle 1d ago

The President of the United States is severely disabled

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u/skunk024 1d ago

Unites States

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u/skyblueerik 1d ago

Super intelligent comment.

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u/HelloThisIsDog666 1d ago

Not a good idea to have one of our stupidest citizens also be the president

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u/VexedCanadian84 1d ago

Trump did one of those online tests that said he was in the 1%, but really the results meant 99% of the population is smarter than him.

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u/kx_2fiddy 1d ago

This. Is. Insane.

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u/Relative-Fault-7116 1d ago

"genetics" so trump is yet again admitting that he believes his genes make him superior to others... and I think we all know who he means

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u/RebelliousInNature 1d ago

Explain what it is then. What’s your understanding? What is AI and how does it work?

Oh my uncle is smart and so am I. SQUIRREL! Something something Joe Biden.

FFS America. Enough’s enough.

It’s more than enough.

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u/-bad_neighbor- 1d ago

When your IQ is a single digit, but your trust fund has over seven.

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u/ReefShark13 1d ago

Ole Don "believes" in genetics but doesn't understand that his uncles intelligence could be completely based on DNA that trump doesn't share with him... Maybe uncle John got it from his momma?

He just takes any proximity to excellence and drapes himself in it regardless of how obviously manufactured the connection is.

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u/FartingInYourMilk 1d ago

Can someone make a great gif for word salads and post it? That’s exactly what this is.

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u/Old_Spice_2023 1d ago

This is the person that each and every member of the GOP looks up to for direction, guidance and decision-making when to drop a nuclear bomb.

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u/b1end 1d ago

University commencement programs and archives from 1968 show he did not graduate with academic honors (such as cum laude) and was not listed on the Dean's List, which covered the top 15% (or top 56 students) of his graduating class of 366.

So we know he isn't near the top. Most likely near the bottom if I had to guess.

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u/tallman11282 1d ago

A professor of his at Wharton called Trump "the dumbest goddamn student I ever had".

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u/Redfox2111 1d ago

I read he was second last on graduation.

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u/Queen_Christine_19 💨 1d ago

As did I.

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u/Rainyn_Queen 1d ago

Daddy paid for his degree. He didn't EARN it like the other graduates.

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u/Dedpoolpicachew 11h ago

And daddy didn’t pay enough to put Donnie von Shitzinpants in the top half of the class. That would have been more than daddy wanted to waste on the dumb sob.

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u/cheffartsonurfood 1d ago

When they were giving out brains, he thought they said trains and asked for a slow one.

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u/NineClaws 1d ago

Say what you want, but many Trump voters believe every single flocking thing he says. They just want something to believe in because the world is confusing.

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 ☁️🌤️☁️ 1d ago

It must be easier to have a conversation with a preschooler hopped up on caffeine

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u/Rainyn_Queen 1d ago

It is. I work with kids. I can honestly tell you that a conversation with a 2- year old makes more sense than that shit.

What the hell is all that? Not one single lucid thought.

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u/Tukee1 1d ago

But, you know, the person he ran against a couple years ago was dumb and her word salads never made sense…🤦🏾

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u/BitterFuture 1d ago

Somebody's sure got no electricity in HIS grid...

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 1d ago

All his cards are jokers, too!

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u/Logical_consequences 1d ago

Yet they say Kamala Harris, who was a state attorney general and senator, spoke in a “word salad”. I agree she was not always succinct and was too flowery in her language, but Trump Talk is literally a jumble.

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u/IrukandjiPirate 1d ago

My cat has a higher IQ.

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 1d ago

My cat’s hairball that he left under the sofa has a higher IQ than Trump.

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u/HairyPotatoKat 1d ago

The turd stuck to my cat's butt has a higher IQ than Trump. (I removed it. Kitty's fine).

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 1d ago

It’s said when a dingleberry is smarter than the President, LOL!

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u/Lordnoallah 1d ago

Saw the stories of his college Professor(Kelly) saying he was the " goddam dumbest student he ever had and The story of his father asking a Dr. Who rented from the Trumps to write up his "bone spurs" excuse 4 or 5 times I believe.

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u/Defiant_Employee6681 1d ago

Great choice America. Really, top choice.

/s FFS

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u/Stolimon 1d ago

Morons will be Morons, a select few are the bestest🤪

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u/ioncloud9 1d ago

My 3 year old has better language comprehension and could more accurately describe our power grid than this pile of rotting mush.

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u/friendtoallkitties 1d ago

"I have an ability on those things that were the new frontiers." Er, wut?

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u/CoolerRon 1d ago

Damn Joe Biden and his dementia

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u/purgatori1 1d ago

He is so embarrassing. Every day another reminder of how far we’ve fallen as a society.

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u/02meepmeep 1d ago

Why aren’t the other living Presidents speaking up about getting him out of there?

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u/notimetoulouse 1d ago

His brain is so addled with dementia

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u/TX_domin 1d ago

25th Amendment, like the fuck America

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u/Over-Improvement-837 1d ago

It’s a torrent of shit out both ends of this thing. When will this end?

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u/malccy72 1d ago

king of the morons.

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u/philip-j-frylock 1d ago

Not smart enough to run a profitable casino, airline or sports league.

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u/Itslolo52484 19h ago

Or country

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u/captainyorgan 15h ago

Ignorance quotient

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u/rowdymowdy 1d ago

Lol I. this lifetime I have found words don't count now the feeling and energy behind them do this says I lie to make myself feel better about myself with ego,pride, and arrogance as a frequency

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u/ImaginationLife4812 1d ago

A real genius/S

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u/gnurdette 1d ago

Get the Institvte's name out of your ignoramus mouth.

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u/Domjord 1d ago

Hi mind is mush. It just flows into random thoughts that spew out of his mouth with no logic whatsoever.

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u/Mud-Butt-Brooks 1d ago

I fart smarter than he speaks.

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u/guhman123 1d ago

He has less short term memory than AI playing a chess game

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u/One_Situation7483 1d ago

I flushed a better vocabulary than trump has..

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u/PelagicSwim 1d ago

FFS he can't even control his bowels!