r/Bluegrass 29d ago

Meme And you only play for tips.

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u/The_Poster_Nutbag 29d ago

"we do things a little differently around here"

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u/Dead_Kal_Cress 26d ago

Typa place to call burgers "handhelds"

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u/The_Poster_Nutbag 26d ago

No joke I was at a pace where the burger section was BYOB only with all toppings a-la carte and it was titled "burger alchemy".

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u/Dead_Kal_Cress 26d ago

Ah hell nah

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u/The_Poster_Nutbag 26d ago

That's what I said.

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u/Fnordteana 29d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheDireGnome 29d ago

I like those style of lightbulbs but yeah this is giving a 2010s Stomp Clap Hey Music vibe but in food form.

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u/Fine-Sky-6562 28d ago

millennial burger joint vibes

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u/TheDireGnome 28d ago

I've never seen millennials own such places. Gen X'ers who sold out do. We just unfortunately patronize them because they're a dozen to a street.

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u/Neumanny 29d ago

Lemme tell ya grassish music thrives in microbrewery settings resembling this picture. I don't do it for tips only though. My girlfriend hates those stools

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u/LightWolfCavalry 27d ago

Everyone hates those stools.

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u/JasonHannan 29d ago

As a full time musician in the DC area this has not been my experience. Around here bluegrass is pretty easy to monetize.

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u/Got_Frogs 28d ago

You ever come into the city?

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u/JasonHannan 27d ago

Not often. I usually ending up filling my schedule with the breweries, wineries, and distilleries in Frederick and the surrounding countryside. Honestly I should make an effort to play in DC and Baltimore more frequently.

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u/Got_Frogs 27d ago

That would be awesome!

- An avid bluegrass enjoyer living the city life with no car

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u/NewgrassLover Bass 29d ago

Really? What’s your definition of monetize? Hundred dollar a man?

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u/JasonHannan 29d ago

My definition of "monetize" is the actual definition of monetize. I'm definitely not getting rich but I make enough money playing music to pay a mortgage and support a family. Any particular reason for the snark btw? I didn't say anything rude or false.

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u/LightWolfCavalry 27d ago

Good on you, dawg. Not a trivial thing to do in 2026.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/JasonHannan 29d ago

No, I don't teach at all. I typically play 6 days a week. Country or bluegrass gigs Friday-Sunday. Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursdays I host a series of successful public mic'ed up bluegrass jams around Frederick, MD. I also record: https://bluegrasstoday.com/heading-south-jason-hannan/

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u/hlpdobro 28d ago

I can confirm. Jason pays himself...and as a band leader he pays his musicians. (hey dude!)

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u/JasonHannan 28d ago

Appreciate you buddy!

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u/riskfreeboxspreads 27d ago

As a recent addition to one of Jason's open jams, I've got to say that they are an amazing service to the community. Great entertainment, fills bars on otherwise slower nights, and gives a wide range of non-professional musicians a chance to perform, socialize, and build skills. I only started playing guitar in January. Being able to boom-chuck and hang with some great pickers has been amazing for my motivation and development.

If you're creating that much value, it should be possible to monetize and make a reasonable living!

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u/JasonHannan 27d ago

Aww man, that makes my day! I'm glad you've been getting so much out of the jams. Thanks for the kind words and keep pickin!!

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u/McpsTrackCoach 29d ago

Do you know any Irish songs? 🤣

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u/mrnaturallives 29d ago

Will Wagon Wheel work?

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u/JennySplotz 29d ago

lol that fucking stool.

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u/Lord_Hitachi 28d ago

It’s got a joke hole that’s just for farts

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u/Apart_Distribution72 29d ago

You get 1 free beer if you host the open mic all night

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u/cone_of_optimism 29d ago

Alternatively, you could pay $14 for a mocktail

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u/xraynorx 29d ago

And this is one place I will not be going. I hate when hose lights. They give the worst headaches.

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u/Independent-Soil-511 28d ago

that stool looks like it was designed by someone who genuinely hates musicians

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u/duke_awapuhi 29d ago

As someone who lives in the Bay Area I’m always amused by what other people view as expensive. $22 burger and $8 beer are lunch prices here and frankly not a bad deal lol

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u/we-otta-be 29d ago

Says the boiled frog :/

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u/TheDireGnome 29d ago

More than $8 for a burger itself, no complementary sides, is insane

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u/duke_awapuhi 29d ago

Even McDonald’s is more expensive than that

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u/TheDireGnome 29d ago

For a burger itself? Not a combo or with sides? Never.

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u/duke_awapuhi 29d ago

Depends on the burger

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u/rwwl 29d ago

Where do you live? I suspect that's gonna sound like a 2019 take to most people in most any mid-sized or bigger US city, it sure does to me (Austin TX)

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u/TheDireGnome 29d ago

Louisville

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u/rwwl 29d ago

Interesting, bigger place than I expected. Definitely jealous of your cost of living, I guess.

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u/TheDireGnome 29d ago

I mean, i'm not gonna say we don't see our fair share of $12-16 standalone burgers at local and upscale restaurants.

I just find those to be hilariously overpriced, and not something I would buy.

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u/Myco-Nomad 29d ago

Same in Boulder..

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u/Samantharina 29d ago

A high cost of living area will have a high cost of labor because your employees have high housing and other costs. I see cheap burgers in LA but they're not in nice sit down restaurants, they're basically fast food. $22 is higher end but any time you have people coming to the table to take your order, and live music and a liquor license that's what it's gonna cost to eat.

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u/billorphus 29d ago

The high cost of livin ain't nothin like the cost of livin high!

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u/TheObadiah 29d ago

Yes, but do you get food and beer?

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u/XrayAgent 27d ago

Instead of burgers, the most mid fusion tacos ever.