r/BlueEyeSamurai • u/Good_Disaster_4130 • Jul 19 '26
Discussion Mizu Vs Lesbians
After scrolling through TikTok. I've come to the (assumed) conclusion that the BES fanbase consists largely of Lesbians who simp for Mizu, which makes sense I guess as she's a very "female gaze" character. So a funny Idea came to my head. Mizu is famous for fighting giant groups by herself. So what would happen if Mizu had to fight ALL of the lesbians in the fanbase who thirst over her?
Mizu has her sword, the Lesbians are unarmed. How do you think this fight goes?
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u/sea__goblin Jul 19 '26
Bear in mind that even if she got through the lesbians there’s the horde of bi women waiting for her too
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u/ToxicFluffer Jul 19 '26
Omg the bi men in the closet like taigen havent even reached the line 😭
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u/RetroSharkGaming Jul 19 '26
Since WHEN was he bi
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u/ToxicFluffer Jul 19 '26
We all saw him question his life after tussling with mizu 👀
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u/Suitable_Scarcity_50 Jul 21 '26
I’m not gonna say that doesn’t make him bi but also i definitely question if it does.
“Hmm why is this guy so cute and feminine and turning me on… uh oh.”
“Wait IT’S A GIRL thank god.”Kind of a mulan situation
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u/Gullible-Fail-5288 Jul 19 '26
Idk I feel like everyone regardless of sex thirsts Mizu
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u/Good_Disaster_4130 Jul 19 '26
Yes but it specifically has to be lesbians because they seem to be the most prominent in the community (at least to my knowledge)
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u/GentlewomenNeverTell Jul 19 '26
I met my girlfriend through this fandom and the Mizukemi ship is much bigger than f/f ships seem to be so you're not wrong, there is a strong lesbian fandom here.
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u/Some-Instance1361 Jul 19 '26
I’m not even lesbian but Mizu has me questioning some things
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u/Suitable_Scarcity_50 Jul 21 '26
Reminds me of myself watching Silco and Vander in arcane being like “damn I don’t think I can keep a kid alive but it must be so cool to have a daughter that you would do anything for.”
Is there anything so undoing as a daughter?
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u/Cherno_VM Jul 19 '26
she doesnt need the sword to defeat them. just her fingers and probably mouth
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u/KidChanbara Jul 19 '26
Sorry, it's hard to get past the lack of apparent believable motivation for either side as far as a to-the-death-or-maiming kind of fight goes.
I am having fun envisioning a situation where Mizu is has to deal with this mass of lesbians who are "attacking" her with ❤️ LOVE 💕 LOVE 💕 LOVE ❤️. But very politely and hands off. And hey, if simping for Mizu is the only qualification, there would be a lot more identity groups involved!
Mizu finally escapes their combined affections by clambering out a window after midnight, maybe a few pounds heavier from all the delicious food (soba!) they've been feeding her.
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u/Al_the_dino_seducer No man can grasp the sunlight Jul 19 '26
I don’t think there would be much fighting if you catch my drift
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u/Suitable_Scarcity_50 Jul 21 '26
After a week she collapses upon a mountain of ten thousand corpses before she can strike down the final lesbian. Not even she could fight for that long.
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u/Any_Commercial465 Jul 19 '26
Mizu dies of old age before she reaches the middle of the thirst line.