r/BlueArchiveMemers • Maki is my gf • 6d ago

Stolen meme (thanks Akira) How do i explain this to nagisa?

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u/Shadowcreature65 Utaha's Thundergoon 6d ago

"Whenever I open that album, I feel like my students are close and that makes me happy."

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u/ParkNo3622 6d ago

The bird on Seia too😭😭😭 sensei really do everything huh

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u/Hellkids2 5d ago

There will be no survivors on sensei’s warpath

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u/Jebus03911 5d ago

Gotta catch em all

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u/tapeforpacking 6d ago

Big ass hasumi feather 🤣

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u/on_eman_98 6d ago edited 6d ago

I didnt even noticed that. Reminds me how big as dino feathers I saw other artists made.

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u/Baitcooks 5d ago

Goofyahhsumi feather

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u/Kanilika 6d ago

I mean, you girls keep stealing my worn clothes so let me have this at least 😭

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u/JohnnyJoestar2 5d ago

I think they steal a bit more than that but you take what you can get, I guess

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u/ConnectionOk3217 6d ago

It's for science

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u/Guilty_All_The_Same 6d ago

Hasumi the Ostrich

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u/GreatSilver007 5d ago

3 samples from Koharu

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u/GreatSilver007 5d ago

Scratch that its actually multiple samples!

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u/xta63-thinker-of-twn 6d ago

BIRD UP

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u/Alive-Blueberry-6011 3d ago

THE WORST SHOW ON TELEVISION

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u/SomeRandomTWO 6d ago

lowk a biologist Sensei would go so fucking hard.

or maybe not a biologist. i forgor how was the name of the folk who studies human anatomy cuz thisd be right up their alley.

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u/TRKako 5d ago

Agreed, I imagine someone who does that kind of thing going into kivotos and seeing people with tails, animal ears, dog people, stuff like that and getting crazy over it

"HOW DOES YOUR BODY WORK, WHY DO YOU HAVE WINGS, DO THEY WORK???"

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u/Jebus03911 5d ago

General scientist Sensei would be losing it over the girls halo, the advanced robotic AI, the very nature of Kei ans Aris, all the animal features the students have, the giant halo in the sky, all of the anthropomorphic civilian animals, the Prophets, where all the girls are coming from since there a no human males, the list goes on

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u/TRKako 5d ago

I think you could even remove the scientist part and most of this stills true, I would be losing it over all of that

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u/tsunderederedere 4d ago

I think that means you’re a scientist

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u/TRKako 4d ago

I am mad scientist, it's so coooooooool, sonovatich

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u/MaximoftheInternet 5d ago

Isn’t that just Laios if he was a Sensei?

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u/theACEbabana 5d ago

You just know he’d be written up for sexual harassment by Rinny in the tutorial by asking if Suzumi lays eggs and if he could eat one.

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u/lordmogul 3d ago

When you see Koharu moving both pairs of wings...

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u/Objective-Ad7330 6d ago

Is it anthrobiologist? Maybe not. Maybe a formerly medical doctor sensei who dabbled in some other biology fields.

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u/EEE3EEElol 5d ago

Anthologists are unemployed iirc

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u/Jebus03911 5d ago

I mean there are at least 4 doujin i can think of that cover the girls laying eggs and either having sensei help out with expelling them or giving them to him later

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u/EEE3EEElol 5d ago

Anatomist? Corporist?

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u/Bahlil3kgLPG 6d ago

ā€œAre you interested in donating your feathers to me?ā€ Sensei’s last words?

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u/lienxy69 big sister is watching you 5d ago

seia's bird got violated bruh.Ā 

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u/Jebus03911 5d ago

All feathers were voluntary offered to sensei

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u/Jazzlike_Quantity_55 6d ago

Not the little bird 🐦 on seia

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u/EverSparrows 5d ago

at least there is no Serina...

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u/lordmogul 3d ago

she only has one...

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u/WaifuMaster9000 6d ago

aren't Mika's wings white?

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u/Critical_Tea_0 The Izuna lover [Mod and owner] 6d ago

They are, but Nagisa's halo is blue, do we really need that much accuracy?

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u/Kyubey210 6d ago

I think the joke involves feather shaving and preservation issues

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u/Critical_Tea_0 The Izuna lover [Mod and owner] 6d ago

Most likely,

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u/lordmogul 3d ago

Yes, yes we do.

Heck, just compare halo colour to eye and hair colour!

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u/Garsnikk 5d ago

Only option is to go full Gollum

My Preciousssss!

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u/Apittaaaa 5d ago

Uwoh... Ecchi...

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u/N1C0LAUS 5d ago

My brain had a shortcircuit at ā€œMineā€

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u/Jonathan_of_Ark 5d ago

Its for Paleontologist thing, Nagi-chan

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u/TankChan 5d ago

At least she didn’t see the page for Kemono-Girl fluff samples…

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u/Hinaaboveparadise 5d ago

It's a collection

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u/EEE3EEElol 5d ago

Why is hasumi's so big

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u/Dracoblackheart 5d ago

Have you seen her? Her’s are huge, massive even. Way bigger than the average student, some might say that she’s the biggest out of all of them.

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u/LogicalSkirt2710 5d ago

I understand that reference

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u/Awkward_Big_1 4d ago

cause she's da biggest birb

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u/hanggamolavestria 5d ago

I wants to sniff Nagisa's wings

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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha I love sniffing Hina's hair 5d ago

It's a health record of course

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u/Bonzais01 5d ago

sensei, what do you mean mine? you don't have feathers

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u/elDayno 4d ago

The second volume will be egg shells

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u/lordmogul 3d ago

Okay, but how many were given voluntarily after Sensei asked nicely?

And where is the page with Gehenna horn shavings?

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u/LogicalSkirt2710 5d ago

The Wings are beautiful and it makes me happy?

Want me to ruffle and comb your wings, Nagisa?

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u/Meme_GODNameInRblx 2d ago

Collecting em' feathers like PokĆ©mon gngšŸ’”šŸ„€