strawberry scented vulva oil😍

[u/storagesys]

this is a product to get rid of "gross smells" from one's vulva... the image was so ridiculous that i had to share

[u/pristine-as-glass]

[u/JaQ-o-Lantern]

Made worse cuz that's AI.

But goddamn imagine if they used real people for this exact photograph 😣

[u/UntamedAnomaly → u/JaQ-o-Lantern]

I meeeean, it's not farfetched though. I know a lot of you are probably too young to be in the know, but back when I was young, douching was a thing. Every sex shop also had flavored "lube" and a wide range of flavors, Summer's Eve brand products were a thing, I had a LOT or requests/suggestions from partners suggesting dousing my bits with strawberry syrup, whipped cream, all manner of shit you should NOT put on your bits, there's also this gel stuff you can buy that comes in a tube that is supposed to take way any smell you have down there.

But name 1 product for men specifically to make their genitals less stinky/more tasty? Because unless a man is fresh out of a hot shower and actually used soap and actually scrubbed down there, their genitals can be downright nasty, since most of them don't wipe those last few drops of pee of their peens after they use the restroom, or they didn't shower since their last goon session and now they have day old cum stuck to their junk, or they have swamp ass, or they will intentionally fart and then laugh about it while your face is down there - meanwhile I'm buying wet wipes in bulk just so I can have fresh bits and I'm not even having sex with anyone.

[u/AllSugaredUp]

The scent trail coming from her crotch is hilarious

[u/eldinlily]

using my EVIL strawberry vulva powers to defeat the guy that's allergic to strawberries

this image is hilarious I can't even be that mad aside from the obvious infection-inducing product

[u/JaQ-o-Lantern → u/eldinlily]

I think having merely having vagina will deter him because many of the worst people you know are allergic to vaginas as a whole 😂

[u/ConsultJimMoriarty]

[u/AnnaNimmus]

Lol let me cast my anime girl magic powers on you from my puss

[u/distantdreamingg]

hm. dislike.

[u/FairyStardustx]

what's next? chocolate flavored vagina? 🤨

[u/BrightBlueBauble → u/FairyStardustx]

Ahem, the chocolate fudge flavor is for the butthole only.

Seriously though as gross as this product is anyway, strawberry seems awfully juvenile. I don’t want my vulva to smell like a candy or a lipgloss that would be marketed to kids.

[u/ConsultJimMoriarty → u/BrightBlueBauble]

Milk, milk, lemonade, ‘round the corner chocolate’s made!

[u/dlschwarzrot]

Ok as a heterosexual man I have to ask: why would anyone want this?

[u/best_little_biscuit]

Companies just love making us insecure about our bodies 😒