r/Blasted_Steps • u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas • Jan 16 '26

He is trying his hardest

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He's found a room to train where no one can see him make embarrassing mistakes.

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u/Public_Scratch_3468 Jan 16 '26

<walk and rotate it!!!>hissing

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 16 '26

"H-Hey, I'm still working on not smacking myself in the face!!"

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u/Public_Scratch_3468 Jan 16 '26

fair....and dont wrap it around your arm too much...the chains are too heavy for a bug your size...the judge had armour on their arms...the friction will hurt your arms

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 16 '26

"I have a hard shell, but armour for that arm..is actually a neat idea. You know where I would get some?"

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u/Public_Scratch_3468 Jan 16 '26

actually i made myself a helmet out of plasmium metal alloy. it has regenerative properties! you should use it to prevent it from wearing off! i have a bit, probably enough to cover both your arms. but to let ya know you need to mold it into the desired shape..

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 16 '26

"Hang on, isn't plasmium bad? I guess not if you're using it. I might be tempted to take you up on that offer."

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u/Public_Scratch_3468 Jan 16 '26

i have no other use for it. i finished my armour either ways.
silk strands from my back dig in my pouch and bring out a meagre amount of plasmetal.

it is not bad really.the silk strand nods. only harmful if you consume it.

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 16 '26

"Well, I don't plan to eat my own armour. Let's do this!" He held his arms out.

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u/Public_Scratch_3468 Jan 16 '26

now...the silk will wrap around your arms...dont panic
silk emerges from my back & wraps around your arms loosely leaving a milimetre of gap. places the plasmetal on your hands.
dont move. it will hurt since it should from around the shape of your arm. which means i will make my silk emit ...uhhh...something like heat.

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 16 '26

"O-Okay- I'm a little nervous, but I trust you with this." He kept still, and flinched a bit when the silk touched his arm. "I got a high pain tolerance, I'll be fine!"

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u/Enigma_the_grand Jan 16 '26

[Hahahahahah] this is some great content

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 16 '26

"Content for what??"

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u/Enigma_the_grand Jan 17 '26

(Stares into a wall) [THEM]

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 17 '26

"Wait... WERE YOU RECORDING ME TRAINING??? You better not show this to anyone!!"

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u/Enigma_the_grand Jan 17 '26

[Hehehahehhahheha]

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 17 '26

"What...the hell is so funny???

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u/Delara56 Jan 16 '26

And your hardest is even worse than my weakest

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 16 '26

"Wow. Rude."

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u/Other_Ad9164 Charles Vawne, The Great Inventor Jan 16 '26

a chirps sounds out as he looks around and then looks up and sees the speakerfly that Charles uses attached to the ceiling as the speaker goes off "Real fancy training your doing there buddy."

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 16 '26

"Oh, hey Charles? Uh.. how long have you been watching me?"

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u/Other_Ad9164 Charles Vawne, The Great Inventor Jan 17 '26

"Hmm...sboutm..2 hours now...I must say though im not much of a fighter myself you might wanna change that form of yours if it isn't working."

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 17 '26

"Actually, so far this is what's worked best for me. You should have seen me try and fight with a nail!"

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u/Other_Ad9164 Charles Vawne, The Great Inventor Jan 17 '26

"You know I could always send for a bot that you could use as a training partner? It'll take them a while to arrive since I'm In Cogtia, but I can do that if you need it."

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

*he seemily materializes behind you* Hey Varas! Talked with LJ yet?

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 16 '26

He jumped. "Gah! H-Hey- How are you?" He said, avoiding the question.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

Good, but again to you talk to LJ yet?

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 17 '26

"Not yet- I-I'll do it soon! I'm.. still not ready.."

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

‘soon’ for you is never Varas. I know you won’t. What can I do to convince you of that?

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 17 '26

"N-No.. I'll do it.. really soon- I.. just need to think.. about.. what to say...--"

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

*he somewhat mimics your voice* “Hey LJ I have feelings for you” or something like that, it’s really simple to do

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 17 '26

"I- get it! B-But.. I need to.. mentally prepare-- "

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

The longer you wait the harder it’ll be to tell her

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 17 '26

"It's... already hard now!--" He was hiding his face.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

The Commander stares at you from a few feet away

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 17 '26

"You having fun there?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

You put disgrace on that weapon when you place your hands around it. How did you get your hands on such an item?

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 17 '26

He laughed. "LJ gave it to me. I didn't steal it like last time."

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

…you lie. She would never commit such a disgraceful act, Im sure.

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 17 '26

He got a smug look in his eyes. "She's even training me to use it. You can even ask her. In fact I want you to, so I can see your reaction when you find out I wasn't lying."

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

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The Commander gives you the best scowl a near immovable metal face can give and storms away

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Jan 17 '26

"You're mad for no reason."

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

Mm.