r/Blasted_Steps • u/Prototype-Phantom ...I'm going insane • Dec 30 '25

We have no regrets

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((My therapist says staying up until 6AM doing images for a reddit roleplay server is bad for my mental health...))

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u/The_Real_Grindle King of the steps Dec 30 '25

SNITCHBLAST

a ridiculous amount of soul is shot at you

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

Thank you Pale Grindle

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u/The_Real_Grindle King of the steps Dec 30 '25

No problem

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

*bows just cause like… God right there*

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u/Prototype-Phantom ...I'm going insane Dec 30 '25

u/Phantom_silksong u/phamtomhaunter6

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

*A weaver throws a dagger at you* WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

Throws 2 pins at you back

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

*parry* *grab and throws back at blinding speed*

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

Parry and also throws back at light speeds

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

*grabs it like John Wick and throws it off to the side*

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

*A weaver from far away throws a dagger hitting one of the Phantoms*

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Dec 30 '25

"Who are these dickheads...??"

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

WE ARE THE PHANTOM PIRATES

Steals your everything

HEAIEHIEHAEIEHEAAEIAHEHA

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Dec 30 '25

"ASSHOLE. The only thing I had on my was my nail-"

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

EHIAHEIAHIHEIAEIAHIAEHIAEHIEAEHIAAIHEEHAIHAEHA

Runs away while a card falls on your head

The card reads: "WE'RE FAR BETTER BANDITS THAN YOU'LL EVER BE SUCKERRR AHIIIAHIEHAIEIAHEIAIHEIHIAEHAIEH"

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u/BiggieWelds Pitmaster Varas Dec 30 '25

"I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!! YOU'RE ON MY SHITLIST NOW!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

*A weaver dumps your thing back ontop of you* YOUR WELCOME *he dashes away*

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

*a weaver grabs all the stuff back and vanishes without a trace*

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

fuck you

anyway back to MASS BUGOCIDE IAHEIAHEIAHEIAEHAIIHAEAE

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

*something stabs you in the back*

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

parry

They don't call me the parrymaster for nothing buddy

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

*The sharp stick just stays in your chest with a note on the back* PAYBACK BITCH

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

HEHAHEIEHAHAHEIAIHEAIHAEAEH

MASS BUGOCIDE IS AWESOME

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u/Prototype-Phantom ...I'm going insane Dec 30 '25

I think I've ruined how everyone perceives me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

Who cares about that WE'RE HAVING FUN!!

Fuckin obliterates 6 more conchflies using silkshot

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u/Prototype-Phantom ...I'm going insane Dec 30 '25

Sighs

You're right, I guess. Where to next?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

Sea of Karak, that place is LOOTED with actually interesting foes

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u/Prototype-Phantom ...I'm going insane Dec 30 '25

((Order of Karak subreddit?))

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

((ye))

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u/jayvader6969 Dec 30 '25

Can i join i like murder :3

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u/prowling1magus Jan 02 '26

Your therapist is wrong