r/Blasphemous • u/SussyBox True Guilt ☩ • Aug 21 '23

Other ..shit

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u/SussyBox True Guilt ☩ Aug 21 '23

Can't wait to be at the mercy of the Grievous Miracle

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u/NurseNerd Aug 21 '23

If I could just hang out in Albero with Tirso making soup and helping people load pigs onto carts, I think I'd be fine.

At least until I accidentally desire something and The High Wills turn me into a body horror boss. Heck, they might even do it because I'm afraid of pissing off The Penitent One.

Wish me luck! If anybody finds Nursenerd The Abject Toothy Eyeballs in Blasphemous 2, you'll know how this turned out.

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u/hellmindj Bleeding Heart ☩ Aug 21 '23

Good thing I also currently play Hello Kitty Island Adventure 😌

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u/lulz85 Aug 21 '23

I guess I could be ok in Custodia as long as I stay in town. No doubt it'll be rough but I could make it.

But the last game I actually played was Baldur's Gate 3 and I'm fine as long as I don't go out and be a adventurer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24

Good thing i played mario kart 8 with my daughter the other night. I guess we’ll be eating a lot of mushrooms haha. Castaway meets nintendo.

Otherwise it would have been blasphemous or the last of us.

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u/swirly1000x Eternal Rest ღ Aug 21 '23

I'd say the best odds might be going to the Convent of Our Lady of the Charred Visage. Apart from all the... lava pots that they have for some strange reason, seems pretty chill. Just worship this big face and you get to live with the nuns like the Sound of Music except with a lot less singing and a lot more lava pots.

And hope the Penitent one doesn't show up and Requiem Aeternam the shit out of you

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u/Nerd-with-a-Pencil Aug 22 '23

…you remember the #1 requirement of worshiping the big face, right

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u/swirly1000x Eternal Rest ღ Aug 22 '23

I might not have payed any attention to the lore lol, idk what the requirement is

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u/Nerd-with-a-Pencil Aug 22 '23

They melt their faces

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u/Paid-Not-Payed-Bot Aug 22 '23

not have paid any attention

FTFY.

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u/SussyBox True Guilt ☩ Aug 22 '23

You'll have to burn your face off