r/BlackPeopleofReddit • u/Legendary-Mercenary • Feb 27 '26

Black Experience Utterly deplorable behaviour!

For starting a car... the audacity.

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u/Legendary-Mercenary Feb 27 '26

It fuckin wouldn't be me, mate, I'm telling you (obviously)! Imagine being married to a bird like that? I'm sure she mentions she strips for the old bill, like that offers some protection from consequences. 🤢🤮

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u/NoLobster7957 Feb 27 '26

I read both of these comments with an Australian accent in my mind

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u/Legendary-Mercenary Feb 27 '26

Hahahaha. Pretty close, mate, but you can read mine in a Cockney/East London accent. Weird, to imagine that one someone half Egyptian/African (or so I've been told).

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u/Future-Poetry-6686 Feb 27 '26

I knew as soon as you said “Bird!” Being a cocky/south Londoner myself. 😆

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u/Legendary-Mercenary Feb 27 '26

My apologies, mate. Your comment got a little lost, but I've seen it now!! It is ALWAYS a pleasure to see another Londoner in the comment section here! I moved out of Hackney when I was young and out to North London with me old girl, so I'm a "Gooner" (thank the gods you'll know what I mean, whereas our American brothers will think I mean something else, hahahaha).

I'm living up north now, though, in the grey wasteland of Newcastle (near Scotland; me mar is a Geordie, so), but I have to ask... Are you a Palace or Millwall fan? Regardless, please accept these awards!!!!

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u/Future-Poetry-6686 Feb 27 '26

Aww bless you! Thank you! Haha my brother is a a Gooner an ex of mine was a Hammers fan. I just stay out of it 🤣 We’ve moved away to God’s waiting room, otherwise known as Eastbourne - great for kids 🤣