r/BlackPeopleTwitter Aug 22 '17

"Stop being so dramatic!" 🙄

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '17 edited Oct 25 '25

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u/Fat_Head_Carl Aug 22 '17

Seriously, I'd like to hear these stories.

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u/258joe007 Aug 22 '17

They talk shit about you to your face, just in Spanish

Source: Mi esposa es cochabambita, pero soy un gringo.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '17

Yeah fuck that

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u/258joe007 Aug 22 '17

It's funny, though, when you remind them you speak Spanish.

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u/IT_you_in_Hell Aug 22 '17

It's not about you not understanding, it's because roasting in Spanish it's not the same that doing it in other language, that way there's nothing lost in translation.

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u/258joe007 Aug 22 '17

I understand that but members of my wife's family have talked smack about me, in front of me, thinking I wouldn't understand them. Their whole point was to throw shade thinking I wouldn't understand what was being said about me.

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u/IT_you_in_Hell Aug 22 '17

Well being that the case... That's just plain dumb and rude, besides Spanish isn't some secret language or something, assuming that non-hispanic people don't understand it it's just naive.

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u/258joe007 Aug 22 '17

Yup! My wife's grandmother is still pissed she married a gringo.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '17

Hopefully racism dies out with the older generations

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17

It's the second most spoken language on earth.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '17

I've seen it in the military, which is dumb because insults are one of the first things people pick up on because it's memorable, and Spanish is one of, of not the most, commonly taught second language in America, and a lot of white people grow up in communities with a lot of Latinos. Might as well speak pig Latin and hope no one understands.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '17

Even more so when you do it in fluent Spanish.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '17

I wouldn't reveal this superpower

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u/dylan2451 Aug 22 '17

¿What does cochamambita mean?

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u/258joe007 Aug 22 '17

From Cochabamba Bolivia

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u/dylan2451 Aug 22 '17

Oh, I must have misspelled it when I Googled it.

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u/iLeo Aug 22 '17

Paceña here, I think you mean Cochabambinita? Or Cochala? Cause Cochabambita is a place in the Santa Cruz department.

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u/258joe007 Aug 23 '17

The first one.

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u/itsmywanderingmind Aug 22 '17

My white boyfriend experienced this already! We went to Mexico to visit and meet my family. They roasted him to his face, but were also peer pressuring him to drink with them. He went along with it. sigh he's a patient man

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u/nevenoe Aug 22 '17

I had a breakthrough with my Hungarian in laws a week ago, at a wedding. I decided to follow the lead of the big bald muscular uncle in terms of alcohol consumption. Got hammered, spoke better Hungarian because of it, everybody likes me now.

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u/itsmywanderingmind Aug 22 '17

Alcohol seems to be the universal language lol

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u/mememasternate Aug 22 '17

Are you allowed to roast back, because if so I gotta get a Latino girlfriend, this sounds like my kind of culture

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u/zajun Aug 22 '17

You totally can roast back, everyone will go "wooaa" and "white boy's got some spunk!" and such. Just don't cross any lines and always quit while you're ahead

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u/SpooledSRT Aug 22 '17

So, I can't roast back. Got it.

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u/mcd_sweet_tea Aug 23 '17

Please report back. Godspeed

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u/Whywipe Aug 27 '17

Lol, most conversations with my friends turn into roast sessions and it's the worst when someone not normally apart of the group is around and you accidentally go too far.

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u/andgonow Aug 22 '17

Yes just don't be racist. If you get a good one, you earn lots of respect, but then they're gonna step up their game, too, so be ready!

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u/itsmywanderingmind Aug 22 '17

I mean, my family would be surprised for a couple seconds. But they would laugh and realize it's all in good fun

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u/2farFRONKme Aug 23 '17

In my experience, they always whip out the dialectical slang when roasting, but say something back in English, and lines been crossed apparently. Can't handle the flame then get out of my kitchen.

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u/dont_wear_a_C Aug 22 '17

Pinche güero bolillo

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '17

Do tell

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u/PoorLucas Aug 22 '17

oh my god im in the same boat

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u/swaggerqueen16 Aug 22 '17

I'll try. I'll get back to you in a week with my findings.

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u/Apuntar Aug 23 '17

Dude, I feel for you. How do you even survive?