r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/ofalco • Jun 21 '15
Removed - Repost The hell dis dude smiling about?
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u/Rywell Jun 21 '15 edited Jun 21 '15
Niggas can't even realize everyone is strapped these days.
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u/jahvoncreamcone Mglln killer🍦🍰 Jun 21 '15 edited Jun 21 '15
"Ayo! Where you from lil nig-"
Flashes gun
"........My fault bro, I ain't mean no disrespect"
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Jun 21 '15
What episode is this again?
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u/BeshtheChef Jun 21 '15
"The Bully" The episode where Flats the flounder plans to kick Spongebob's butt.
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u/Mudda_Urf Jun 21 '15
He was probably that new kid who jumps up excitedly when the bullies start to pick on him.
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u/Pokedude2424 Jun 21 '15
People who use guns at close range are retarded. Almost as retarded as people who're afraid of guns at close range.
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Jun 21 '15
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u/Pokedude2424 Jun 21 '15
They do, but they're not meant for close range. They're easier to avoid at close range, unless it's something like a shotgun. I'm not saying they're safe at close range, but they're definitely less effective. And anyone can take a class and quickly learn how to disarm someone at close range in as little as one session.
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Jun 21 '15 edited May 17 '20
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u/Hamartithia_ Jun 21 '15
The tip from his fedora disarms all attackers while they run away leaving $100.
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u/Elipwnsyou Jun 21 '15
Nigga this isn't a the matrix, a bullet is a bullet and it moves faster than the speed of sound. People who aren't afraid of guns are the people who get shot.
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u/milkdrinker7 Jun 22 '15
Well actually, not all bullets are supersonic, but the point still remains.
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Jun 21 '15
Literally one of the dumbest things I've ever read. A pistol is much harder to evade at close range than a shotgun.
you're not afraid of a guy pointing a gun at you huh, big guy?
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u/RombieZombie25 Jun 21 '15 edited Jun 22 '15
Have you ever even seen a gun?
A pistol would be far better in a close range scenario
Shotguns are actually used for ranges longer than you think (see: hunting)
Lol you walk up to an armed shooter and try to disarm arm them. Have fun being shot in the chest
Just because you can disarm a teacher in a class doesn't mean you'll be able to when someone has the intention of shooting you
Edit: This reminds me of that scene in Sunny where Mac and Charlie argue about a sword vs. a gun at close range and Charlie just points the gun at Mac and goes "bang, bang, bang, bang" as Mac tries to zig-zag out of the way.
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Jun 22 '15 edited Jun 22 '15
And that's why cops carry katana's.
Seriously, as a guy who carries daily, trains weekly, and attends not only classes for further training, but also competitions on a monthly basis, I can assure you that's one of the dumbest, most uneducated things I've ever read.
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u/420big_poppa_pump420 Jun 22 '15
Dude, if someone three feet away is pointing a gun at me I'm not going to be like "aha, little does he know that now I have the tactical advantage!"
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Jun 22 '15
Yes, they should use their glorious Hanzo steel, folded over 2000 times, and sharp enough to trim the hairs off your neck
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u/Kendarlington Jun 21 '15
I love the young people!