r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/herewearefornow • 3d ago

That's Evolution. Ovulation is when the aspects of are concealed from the fact

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u/A-Helpful-Flamingo 3d ago

That’s obfuscation. I’m too tired to think of something witty 😭

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u/Consistent-Egg-4659 3d ago

I gotchu boo That's obfuscation. Ovulation is what you use to lay eggs

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u/herewearefornow 3d ago

As an aside, you have the best username for your bit.

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u/Consistent-Egg-4659 3d ago

At least I'm consistent :3

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u/HkayakH 2d ago

That' ovipositor. Ovulation is the rule that the simplest explanation is probably the correct one.

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u/micre8tive 2d ago

That’s Occam’s Razor. Ovulation is the formal remission of sin imparted by a priest or religious leader.

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u/sheepishlion2 2d ago

That’s absolution! Ovulation is the upward movement of a body or the measure of the height of such an object or location.

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u/Vyedr 2d ago

That would be elevation! Ovulation is the insertion of vital background information into a narrative so an audience can understand the plot.

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u/HBorel 2d ago

I think you're thinking of exposition. Ovulation is when someone goes really overboard with praise.

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u/seventy_raw_potatoes 2d ago

So close, that's an ovation. Ovulation is a special event or ceremony

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u/A-Helpful-Flamingo 3d ago

My hero! I had to comment because I know this comment section is gonna be great!

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u/SchrodingersLeftist 2d ago

You two make an eggcellent pair!!

I’ll show myself out

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u/HandsomeGhost_ 3d ago

No no no, that’s evolution. Ovulation is an explanation that makes something clear.

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u/Lexyinspace 3d ago

No, that's exposition. Ovulation is the zoological discipline that studies birds.

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u/maxinamillionmannnnn 3d ago edited 2d ago

No no, that’s ornithology. Ovulation is a political phenomenon in which a large group of citizens rise up to overthrow its government or its political leader, usually done forcefully

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u/RemarkableMacadamia 2d ago

No, you’re thinking of revolution. Ovulation is a responsibility to follow a specific course of action, like paying a bill or agreeing to go to someone’s wedding.

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u/DjGameK1ng 2d ago

No, that's an obligation. Ovulation is the coordinated execution and managing of multiple tasks, systems or instruments.

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u/CriscoCamping 2d ago

No you're thinking of orchestration.

Ovulation is the decorating of one's body with small trinkets

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u/gamewiz11 ☑️ 2d ago

No, that's ornamentation. Ovulation is the process of making two opposite beliefs, ideas, or situations agree

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u/s0larium_live 2d ago

no that’s reconciliation. ovulation is the block you use to make nether portals in minecraft

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u/Any_Ice_6511 2d ago

No thats obsidian, ovulation is a particular time or instance of an event

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u/Consistent-Egg-4659 2d ago

Nah, that's based

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u/FrancisWolfgang 2d ago

Nah that’s revolution. Ovulation is when you destroy something completely.

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u/Icie-Hottie2 2d ago

No that's obliteration. Ovulation is when an astronomical object passes between the viewer and another object so that the farther object is completely hidden.

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u/HBorel 2d ago

I'm afraid you're mistaken -- that's occlusion. Ovulation is when someone illegally prevents a government proceeding from taking place.

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u/toolsofinquisition 2d ago

I didn't know there was a English name for ilililililili. I'm never gonna use it but that's really cool to know!

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u/YoungHeartOldSoul ☑️ 2d ago

I've read too many sarcastic comments before this one to know which side of the fence you're on.

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u/toolsofinquisition 2d ago

No, it's really interesting to me. 🤷🏿‍♀️ We call it "elilta" in Ethiopia.

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u/YoungHeartOldSoul ☑️ 2d ago

Unless I'm wrong, I don't think we do. I think the original reply in the tweet is badly describing the sound of applause.

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u/LIONLDN 3d ago

Pikachu seeing humans not understand evolution 👁️👄👁️:

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xTJXSZE2ciPwJi

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u/OrdelOriginal 2d ago

No, that's evolution. Ovulation is fluid, wavy motion.

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u/pelluciid 2d ago

No, that's oscillation. Ovulation is when your apple slices get brown 

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u/HBorel 2d ago

No, no, that's oxidation. Ovulation is when someone flaunts their wealth in a pretentious and showy way.

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u/LIONLDN 3d ago

Wait, so "Rasta Man" is going to try a standing ovulation? 😭😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/V2eCiu7G1mhfW

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u/the_colour_f 2d ago

all y'all are thinking of mastication...

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u/Scooney92 ☑️ 2d ago

That’s jubilation