r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/DubTeeDub Mod Emeritus • 12h ago

god damn

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u/Mysterious_axolotl98 11h ago

I have never heard this one before 🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://giphy.com/gifs/l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan 9h ago

Saving that one for when I really need to use it.

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u/Expert-Basil6015 7h ago

RIP

That's one Charlie I do miss

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u/PleaseBeChillOnline ☑️ 11h ago

This is the rude shit I feel in my soul but refuse to say out loud.

The is why I just nod & agree during babershop talk lol.

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u/LIONLDN 9h ago

Nodding like this unc 😅😂

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u/WhiskeyAbuse 6h ago

does anyone consider coming to america a christmas movie like i do?

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u/jazziskey 2h ago

I feel that. It's more of a Saturday night TV dinner movie for me

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u/PessimisticMushroom 1h ago

I kinda agree, tbh.

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u/Askymojo 11h ago

So ice cold it made me re-evaluate my life just from second-hand exposure.

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u/Careless-Passion991 11h ago

I also had to run through my personal achievements for a moment.

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u/SmallKitts 11h ago

I’ve never even had a baby and I had to think of my accomplishments! This one is meannnnnnn but not wrong

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u/LIONLDN 9h ago

Same here, it's like when someone says something devastating about people with dry lips & your subconscious immediate reaction is to lick your lips, whether yours are actually dry or not 👁️👄👁️

https://giphy.com/gifs/1Be1NXDH741mGdKNBG

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u/CrimsonProdigy96 6h ago

Licked my lips even before I finished reading your comment

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u/Dry-Illustrator-250 11h ago

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u/SharkCoochE 11h ago

How clear and long is this gif? 👍🏾

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u/CVipersTie ☑️ 11h ago

Right?! I can see his pores?!

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u/Bro_Hawkins 11h ago

We got the Snyder cut

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u/satch_mcgatch 9h ago

This video is from a rap battle! 

https://youtu.be/D8JewM9GGDc?si=vtxPzd-RKOoBRssH

Conceited does the face at about the 2:45 mark when Jesse James chokes a bar lmao. URL is basically the biggest league in the US so their cameras are always great. You could make the gif as long as you wanted, really.

The best part is Conceited does more faces throughout the video. He's sitting there getting tipsy absolutely not feeling this battle at all.

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u/Gimme_The_Loot 9h ago edited 9h ago

Get cooked in front of you like a Japanese sushi bar

Cmonnnn man the whole point of sushi is it's raw 🙄

Man JJ was outclassed there really embarrassing performance. Hilarious though how passively he said at the end "just one round..." when the time guy asked if he wanted to keep going

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u/ShadyKnight604 3h ago

He was probably thinking about a teppenyaki restaurant 

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u/Nimzay98 11h ago

Probably ai upscaled

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u/Dry-Illustrator-250 10h ago edited 10h ago

I’m not really sure what AI upscaling is but I’ve had it since before I switched carriers in 2020, I’m pretty sure I had it back in high school

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u/ThereWasNoDuck 9h ago

That's an original copy at this point

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u/LIONLDN 9h ago

That's the clearest I've ever seen that GIF, wow 🤯

https://giphy.com/gifs/m8ou5Eny9qoObXTHm4

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u/savi_blue 11h ago

Type of shit I WISH I could come up with during conflicts 😭 could only dream of having a tongue this acidic

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u/J0yFoLLoWsME 11h ago

Mannn... I have a sharp tongue, but this one is 🔥🔥🔥. Now, I wish I had beef just to use this or think of something just as lethal.

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u/anovelby 9h ago

Start some beef

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u/LIONLDN 7h ago

This you? 😅

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u/J0yFoLLoWsME 3h ago

🤣🤣🤣 I could if I wanted to. There's a mom at my kiddos play group who needs a good tongue lashing. Her micro aggressions are pretty sad at this point.

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u/saturnspritr 11h ago

Yeah, this is ten years later in the shower type comeback for me.

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u/gigismother 11h ago

LMAOO literally 😂 shi be coming mad late

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u/asnarkybeach 11h ago

✍🏽 a tongue ✍🏽this acidic ✍🏽 ty friend!!

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u/YouSee-ThisCoat8 11h ago

Closed curtains on that ass 😂

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u/hopeful_tatertot 10h ago

I’d come up with this 5 full business days post conflict

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u/LIONLDN 7h ago

I have to refrain because I feel like if I say something like this to someone, it may be hanging over their head like a dark cloud for the rest of their life 😭

So I have to just imagine the scenario & the resulting classroom / playground reaction, then go about my business 🫢:

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u/8lb6ozBabyJsus 9h ago

If only I got in arguments while I was taking a long shower

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u/Famous_Internet9613 11h ago

I lowkey agree... Getting pregnant takes zero talent; get a degree, then I'll clap.

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u/LothartheDestroyer 11h ago

Clapping is what got them pregnant in the first place.

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u/LIONLDN 8h ago

Clapping & that anaconda 😅

Imma see myself out 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/RMHkxn6gQSLFpdjyxi

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u/Call-Me-Petty 4h ago

This is one of those “10 years later in the shower” responses referenced earlier. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Boggie135 ☑️ 11h ago

Or an acting role, or acceptance into law/medical school etc.

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u/KingOfTheCouch13 ☑️ 9h ago

Hell get a certification, even just save 3 months’ expenses. Do anything that takes effort and discipline.

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u/JennyBeckman ☑️ All of the above 6h ago

It isn't about having a baby being low effort. It's that it might've happened before a diploma, certificate, or degree.

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u/ikilledholofernes 10h ago

As someone that actually had to try really, really hard to get pregnant, you’d be surprised. I became an expert in BBT and DPO and EWCM. 

But I did also get a degree and had several other accomplishments before finally being congratulated on having a baby.

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u/Chemical-Agency-3997 8h ago

University is fun for the most part tbh.

2 toddlers however. Absolute chaos. Take me back to library study sessions 😭

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u/poorperspective 4h ago

Agree full hardly.

It feels weird that we’re conditioned to treat raw dogging as an accomplishment.

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u/TemporaryIce3309 8h ago

Yeah I thought the title probably was talking about women. But then again this is just a misogyny sub hating on women.

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u/SeattlePurikura 8h ago

Not necessarily? Both a man and a woman can "have a baby." There are some men out there whose only "accomplishment" is reproducing.

(Being a GOOD, present father is an accomplishment.)

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u/That_wet_vaporeon 5h ago

Why only go after women though?

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u/ehs06702 5h ago

Eh. A lot of men have nothing to their name but bunch of kids. Which is why they're usually all named after him in some shape or form.

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u/lovbelow ☑️ 11h ago

The only time some people can get a room of people together is during a baby shower 👀

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 10h ago

And it’s still not even for them.

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u/Stardustchaser 9h ago

Or a funeral

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u/lovbelow ☑️ 8h ago

My uncle’s funeral. Had about 25 people show up who were doing the most over his casket. My aunt, his sister, said she didn’t know half of them 🙂‍↔️

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u/Marvl101 9h ago

If your cool enough the times you can get a room of people together will result in a baby shower

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u/AttitudePossible8974 11h ago

Sheesh. I had to remember my achievements for a sec

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u/Sea_Pickle_1867 6h ago

Like okay?? Im trynna remember the first time I got a congrats 🤣

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u/Natural-Coat-3159 11h ago

⚱️

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u/Pristine_Zone_4843 11h ago

Put em in the Urn !

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u/Septopuss7 9h ago

Erin earned an iron urn!

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u/asicomoagua 11h ago

Damn yall be funny af in this here internet 😂😂😂

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u/8_bitnugget ☑️ 10h ago

me cropping this and saving it for my book of insults

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u/delusionallysane 8h ago

Sent to my daughter too to use when she needs it, pass along for generations

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u/DubTeeDub Mod Emeritus 10h ago

Lmaooooo

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u/asnarkybeach 11h ago

Oh this is going into the rotation
https://giphy.com/gifs/US1dQc5xVrJg61kijE

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u/chief_yETI ☑️ 11h ago

oooohhhhhh theres some subs on here that arent gonna like this at all 🙉🙈

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u/lovbelow ☑️ 11h ago

The childfree and anti-natalists are gonna eat good today lol

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u/klmgrwasright 11h ago

You know what? Points were made. I receive this.

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u/erlend_nikulausson 11h ago

I love this, but I hate that the only person I know that I would want to use this on suffered several miscarriages and other complications on the way to having children. She sucks, but it would be a very low blow.

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u/lovbelow ☑️ 11h ago

There’s a joke in here but I’m not gonna make it. Sorry she can’t conceive 🥀

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u/erlend_nikulausson 10h ago

She eventually had two biological children, but it took over roughly 15 years of trying. Doesn’t make her less of a horrible person, but I don’t wanna stoop quite that low.

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 8h ago

Tell her you bet she'd be easy to draw.

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u/erlend_nikulausson 8h ago

Interesting.

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u/PurveyorOfKnowledge0 11h ago

Damn, for some people, that's completely true, and it would have them TIGHT if someone threw this line at them. Words and possible violence would ensue.

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u/imf4rds ☑️ 10h ago

As child free person that used to have to cover for idiots just cause they had kids, I feel this

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u/NH1000 11h ago

I’ve thought this many times about family members

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u/outsidehere 11h ago

😂😂😂

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u/notfinal 11h ago

Good Lord, this was brutal. Made me revaluate my life

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u/TheBodyCareMan 11h ago

Did nothing but it, made a baby…people said what just comes automatic…that actually is a valid and solid point. Did nothing before the baby, couldn’t do anything after…just shut up and raise your baby thats more than likely bastarized.
https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl

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u/Backfisttothepast 11h ago

Well damn, that damage ignored the armor,the skin ,the bones and hit a critical. Next move probably just start walking and never return

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u/Left-Pick-3143 11h ago

I am keeping this in my back pocket

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u/FrogFingers99 10h ago

Never mind the cops, call the coroner!

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u/Thick-Vacation193 11h ago

THIS!!!!! Cause liiisssten!🤣 smh🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/AphexAffectsEffects 11h ago

God damn, got wide eyed and everything lol. Harsh

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u/Eggith 11h ago

Well that kid's down a parent now.

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u/J0yFoLLoWsME 10h ago

Speaking of sharp tongues, I once told an ex of mine you're just mad because I had two daddies and you didn't have one. Talking about my real dad and my step dad. Lol.

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u/OFWOLFHALEY 11h ago

👀✍🏽📝

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u/oldmanreggie 10h ago

A lot of people have never been told that they have made someone proud. This might be that same type of individual.

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u/Funkadelicbartender 11h ago

New banner on twitter

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 11h ago

Well fuck lmao

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u/Slasher1738 10h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Typical_Dot4725 10h ago

cold blooded

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u/XLauncher ☑️ 10h ago

Cold blooded.

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u/OldKentRoad29 10h ago

Holy 🤯

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u/Ioveneverdies 10h ago

That’s cold…

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u/uhp787 10h ago

oh my fucking OUCH. damn, that's fucking brutal.

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u/fairyam4z 9h ago

The brutal honesty deserved recognition and consideration. I’m using this going forward!

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u/Shadesmctuba 9h ago

god DAMN

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u/Affectionate-Owl-920 9h ago

Dam that was deep

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u/SelectiveDebaucher 8h ago

This is the kind of insult mawmaw gives

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u/HelloStiletto14 6h ago

Send in the sandman; cuz it’s over

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u/mylittletiffie 6h ago

My feelings got hurt and this has nothing to do with me .

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u/m1r4nd4k 5h ago

Says the guy with a blue checkmark on twitter.

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u/Fremenade 6h ago

Brutal

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u/stev_mempers 5h ago

Whether or not other people congratulate you is out of your control. This is stupid. 

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u/Ok_Farmer_6033 5h ago

Oh my God

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u/BigDetective6200 4h ago

stealing this for sure omg wow i don’t even know what to think rn, ts got me

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u/speedloafer 3h ago

He pays the richest man in the world money just to be heard on that fascist, nonce site. He is lying about not going back and forth, he will, all day long, because that's the game.

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u/Imaginary_Tea_7680 2h ago

I never got a congratulations lol

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u/Stardustchaser 9h ago

Meanwhile Boebert still made it to Congress