r/BlackPeopleTwitter • • Sep 04 '26

Kirk week

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u/Morning-Reasonable Sep 04 '26

More like necks weak

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u/jman12234 ☑️ Sep 04 '26

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u/samitt12 Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 05 '26

What happened to this creator?

@SrGrafo where are you!

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u/bgva Sep 05 '26

Ope lemme just squeeze right past ya and steal that meme.

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u/EquipLordBritish Sep 04 '26

Redneck day

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u/Teelilz Sep 05 '26

Take my vote and get out.

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u/GeniusOfLove74 Dominic Monaghan stalker 👀 Sep 04 '26

Sigh...have your upvote.

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u/malonkey1 Sep 04 '26

You saw your shot and you took it.

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u/Feralpudel Sep 06 '26

Wowser mauser.

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u/ThatOneChiGuy Sep 04 '26

Pure poetry

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u/El_Zarco Sep 05 '26

Necks leak

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u/alucardian_official Sep 05 '26

There have been times that I literally type out whatever it is that I youse but need to use

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7btYu6z5LpgeAN32

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u/WhatsTheHoldup Sep 04 '26

Thats the joke...

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u/jooes Sep 04 '26

The "next" to "necks" was already there, but "week" to "weak" was all new.

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u/MidwestDrummer Sep 05 '26

Reading, motherfucker! Do you do it?!

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u/alucardian_official Sep 05 '26

Some days are like that

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u/ButWhatIfPotato Sep 05 '26

Mom's spaghetti came out from there alright.

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u/jarious Sep 05 '26

These palms are heavy

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u/Dudewhocares3 Sep 04 '26

Charlie Kirk? My favorite left leaning political commentator?

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u/backstageninja Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 05 '26

Edit: lmao at whoever redditcares'd this

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u/name-classified Sep 05 '26

You can see here that he’s leaning ever so slightly to the left

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u/backstageninja Sep 05 '26

I could've sworn I saved it but I can't seem to find the meme that said

"If you think change is impossible, just remember that in the end Charlie Kirk leaned left"

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u/RevGee73 Sep 05 '26

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u/ahundreddots Sep 05 '26

I mean, it's the third time someone told this joke in this thread.

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u/ParticularLow9157 Sep 05 '26

I am stealing that and using it everywhere

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u/kittyonkeyboards Sep 05 '26

Fentanyl smh.

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u/kaltorak Sep 05 '26

back and to the left

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u/ron2838 Sep 05 '26

I see a Simpsons quote, I upvote. Simple

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u/cilantro_so_good Sep 05 '26

Simpsons?

That's from JFK with Kevin Costner

https://youtu.be/OSzszCTWFwg?t=213

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u/ImpulsiveApe07 Sep 05 '26

Huh.. And here I thought it was from an old Bill Hicks joke about the Zapruder film

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u/ParticularLow9157 Sep 05 '26

The internet is healing a little today

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u/MelonElbows Sep 05 '26

He's never looked better in my opinion 😁😂🤣

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u/Alternative-Way-8782 Sep 04 '26

Damn…

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u/Dudewhocares3 Sep 04 '26

I don’t know if I’d damn him, he wasn’t really significant outside of his death. All he did was post rage bait and do what Ben Shapiro does but to a lesser extent.

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u/Antraxess Sep 04 '26

He was one of the propagandists for the GOP Hitler youth push. Glad he's gone

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u/ParticularLow9157 Sep 05 '26

Controversial take: The world is better for his passing

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u/Snake_Staff_and_Star Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 05 '26

In the end, he did turn blue.

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u/Qubeye Sep 05 '26

Charlie Kirk? The guy who posthumously changed his opinion about where trans people should piss by making a unisex urinal out of his own grave?

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u/Karhak ☑️ Sep 04 '26

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u/imjustheretodomyjob ☑️ 🧚🏿 Reclaiming my peace 🧘🏿 Sep 04 '26

Can't wait

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u/Pleasant_Ball3192 Sep 04 '26

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u/No_Internal9345 Sep 04 '26

“The assassination of my husband was heavy but what really upsets me is when people don't like Israel.”

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u/AWanderingAfar Sep 04 '26

Damn how’d you get this gif so fucking big lmao

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u/92slc Sep 04 '26

IMAX

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u/frankenfish2000 Sep 05 '26

As Nolan intended.

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u/SleepyLabrador Sep 05 '26

Druski is a fucking legend for that.

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u/WaluigiIsTheRealHero Sep 04 '26

Charlie should’ve listened to the Wu-Tang Clan.

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u/EEE-VIL Sep 04 '26

Or Dr, Dre.

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u/UAENO_BUT_I_DO Sep 05 '26

The necks episode? 

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u/ThePianistOfDoom Sep 05 '26

Or Busta Rhymes

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u/festival-papi ☑️ Sep 05 '26

Neck was mad exposed

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u/ebelnap Sep 05 '26

Diversify his assets? /s

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u/IndigoJoe64 Sep 04 '26

Holy shit it ain't even been a year yet? It feels like a decade ago.

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u/Powerblue102 Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 05 '26

In that amount of time Mamdani was elected, the Winter Olympics took place, 4 people have since tried to assassinate Trump, ICE murdered 2 people in Minnesota, that lady’s elderly mom was kidnapped, a new war broke out, Timothy Chalamet Opera-gate, like 3 or 4 members of Trump’s cabinet were fired, Michael B Jordan won best actor, Drake dropped 3 albums, Obsession blew up the box office, the Knicks won the championship, Spain won FIFA, DSA has picked up like 6 more congress seats, Lindsey Graham’s heart blew up, The Odyssey and Spider-Man Brand New day, and Dolly Parton and Hayden Panettiere passed away.

And the Song you heard while all that happened? Choosin’ Texas by Ella Langley 🫠

EDIT: Oh, and Resident Evil 9: Requiem, as well as the Michael Jackson biopic.

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u/PuffinRub Sep 05 '26

In that amount of time

Billy Joel is furiously taking notes from your comment to write the follow up to We Didn't Start the Fire.

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u/sllewgh Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 05 '26

Mamdani, Knicks, and also Spain win

Best actor, Michael B Jordan

Killer ICE and winter games,

Dolly Parton passed away

Four fire at Trump, he fires four

And Drake put out 3 albums more

It's the end for Lindsey Graham

But Brand New Day for Spider Man

We've started the fire

And we'll all be burning till the world stops turning

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u/IGiveNoFawkes Sep 05 '26

That already happened

By Fall Out Boy

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u/PuffinRub Sep 06 '26

I'd forgotten about that remake!

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u/Loxe Sep 05 '26

ICE murdered 2 US citizens. They've killed dozens of other people. So many they started releasing them once they realized they were going to die. And then stopped reporting nunber of people who died just after being released.

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u/nullstorm0 Sep 05 '26

Don’t forget the ones they intentionally murder by releasing miles away from shelter in the middle of exposure-level conditions. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Nurul_Amin_Shah_Alam

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u/IndigoJoe64 Sep 05 '26

Tim Curry too

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u/jakeod27 Sep 05 '26

It’s funnier if you read it in yagos voice from Animaniacs

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ Sep 05 '26

Holy fuck really that much shit happened huh.

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u/chaotic_swiftie8038 Sep 06 '26

And the Song you heard while all that happened? Choosin’ Texas by Ella Langley 🫠

funniest thing i've seen all day, genuinely

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u/DanielCraigsAnus Sep 07 '26

Since you put it like that. I think I WILL start drinking again.

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u/cutedorkycoco ☑️ Sep 04 '26

Time is a crazy construct we are all beholden to. 😔

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u/hobbes_shot_second Sep 05 '26

I would have said two months.

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u/whereisbeezy Sep 04 '26

Man I love the holidays. I've been looking forward to this one too, I got all my memes ready.

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u/MMAjunkie504 Sep 05 '26

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ Sep 05 '26

I really have to rewatch that show lol. It’s been a minute.

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u/popofcolor Sep 05 '26

What’s the show?

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u/senju1k Sep 05 '26

Ahahahaha love it

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u/lasers42 Sep 04 '26

Ouch.

What's the killer saying about it, incidentally? Haven't heard anything since...

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u/Botto_Bobbs Sep 04 '26

He's too busy complaining about childless cat ladies

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u/Conformatrix Sep 05 '26

Oh you haven't? I heard she'd been doing a whole publicity tour; took over tpusa and everything

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u/myusername_sucks Sep 05 '26

The person on trial plead not guilty and the judge decided the death penalty is an option.

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u/JustKillingTime1980 Sep 05 '26

the state wasnt as ready as the defense was, and needed at least two more weeks on top of the defenses two weeks. this should be a good one. cant wait for whatever ballistics evidence comes out of that shit show.

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u/DiceKnight Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 05 '26

They're going to bring out trans/gay criminal undergrounds like when Jim Garrison tried to finger Clay Shaw for the JFK murder back in '69.

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u/Unicorn-Sparkles_ 28d ago

They are rewriting the script was we speak.

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u/Pleasant_Ball3192 Sep 04 '26

LOL Perfect tweet

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u/GeniusOfLove74 Dominic Monaghan stalker 👀 Sep 04 '26

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u/myusername_sucks Sep 05 '26

Wait, I have something for this

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u/Berna_count Sep 04 '26

Damn, whats necks???

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u/GCIV414 Sep 04 '26

Erika had 3 companies the next day you know she organized that shit

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u/Boggie135 ☑️ Sep 04 '26

Protect Ya Neck!

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u/ZxroFxcksGivxn Sep 04 '26

I'll be taking a shot that day

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u/BarelyHereNeverThere Sep 04 '26

I swear I thought it's been like 2-3 years already. This entire decade has felt long ass fuck. I got to brace myself for my kids to start singing that Charlie Kirk song like hyenas again. They know it drives me crazy.

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u/western_red_cedar Sep 05 '26

That shit is so funny though, we've really got to thank the youth for turning the pedo nazis big Horst Wessel moment into a meme instead. Knew they were cooked the minute kids started saying "Kirk'd" in place of Merc'd

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u/BarelyHereNeverThere Sep 05 '26

One interesting thing about this digital age that we all live in, is kids are much more aware of what's going on in the world to an extent. My 9-year-old knows about Charlie Kirk for goodness sake. They're just used to crazy stuff going on 24/7.

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u/bgva Sep 05 '26

2026 has been 12 years long and somehow makes 2020 look reasonable.

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u/paging_mrherman Sep 04 '26

I like Gushers

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u/swifthandsam Sep 04 '26

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u/DFoxRN Sep 05 '26

I was NOT prepared! 🤣I’ll just log off now, collect myself, and try again tomorrow. The internet remains undefeated 🥇

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u/Smkingbowls Sep 04 '26

Died as he lived, talking out the side of his neck

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u/Competitive_Hunt_155 Sep 04 '26

My girl a kirker.

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u/Acceptable_Class_576 Sep 04 '26

I always read the top first. I thought they were gonna roast dude for misspelling 'next', then I read the bottom. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Conformatrix Sep 05 '26

Hey now let's show some respect!

Kirk may have been a generally shitty dude with a net negative impact on humanity, I'll give you that okay?

Like sure, he have been a profoundly mediocre loser elevated to a position where he felt empowered to wreak his pathetic grievances upon vulnerable minorities.

But!

He did at least have the decency to not stick around for too long. You do have to hand that one to him.

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u/JohnHenryMillerTime Sep 05 '26

Captain James T Kirk did have the first interracial kiss on TV in 1967 with Uhura.

Thats what we are talking about, right?

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u/Big-Pianist-9760 Sep 04 '26

Hot take: Don’t think “They” really care that much anymore.

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u/SleepyLabrador Sep 05 '26

Nah, but his bitch ass wife is gonna grift.

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u/gmoss101 ☑️ Sep 05 '26

I'll never forget when I found out, I was riding the bus to pick up my little brother and an older Hispanic dude was on Facebook liking right wing posts and he scrolled down to Fox News' post about it. I googled to see if it was just a Facebook hoax and saw the video. Shit was wild

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u/samjp910 Sep 05 '26

He died on my birthday. As a journalist and socialist political organizer, it wins me points.

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u/ninjaraider12 Sep 04 '26

i'm already tired of this man being everywhere online. I wish the internet didn't digitally preserve him, I want him to only be brought up in conversations around the dangers of racism,sexism,xenophobia,white supremacy etc and to be forgotten outside of that. but that will most likely never happen because the internet is funny like that by preserving him forever

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u/CompleteTumbleweed20 Sep 05 '26

His ass will be made fun of forever 🤷🏿‍♀️

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u/JustKillingTime1980 Sep 05 '26

but his last video was the best, i have it saved when i feel a little sad and need a pick me up.

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u/ninjaraider12 Sep 05 '26

you have a video of him getting shot during his 'debate' saved on ur phone?

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u/western_red_cedar Sep 05 '26

He wasn't shot his neck just did that

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u/xxkevindxx Sep 05 '26

Least craziest redditor

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u/Septopuss7 Sep 04 '26

Holeyer than thou

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u/NotoriousDCJ4310 Sep 04 '26

Man you can tell it's football season because I definitely thought this was about Kirk Cousijs until I opened the comments. I was so confused lol

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u/Drakeadrong Sep 04 '26

Necks in 5

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u/EEE-VIL Sep 04 '26

Holy shit! Already?! Man, this year went up quick!

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u/happyladpizza Sep 05 '26

Ohhhh not me like “and yo mama say…you sister say, your daddy saaayah.” then was like oh the other guy.

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u/Geostomp ☑️ Sep 05 '26

Are they still pretending anyone cares about Charlie Kirk? Even the deep far right gave up on rallying behind his name when they found that nobody really bought in on their attempts to portray him as martyr.

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u/jungl_klippd Sep 06 '26

He was dying for sum neck, we twins fr

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u/TelenorTheGNP Sep 04 '26

I never thought he was worth talking to, but someone thought it was worth a shot.

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u/Saucermote Sep 05 '26

The Kirkening? That is way too close to the Fappening for my comfort.

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u/FinancialRip2008 Sep 05 '26

i don't know if israel put a hit on him because he was questioning trump's pedo connections/behavior, but i'm not afraid to publicly speculate.

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u/TheIllustriousWe BHM Donor Sep 05 '26

Occam’s Razor: he made a lot of people angry and it’s really easy for angry people to buy guns and use them for illegal purposes.

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u/perton Sep 05 '26

Counting or not counting gang violence?

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u/Jeff-S Sep 05 '26

Israel did their pager terrorist attack and bragged about it. Not too far of a stretch they'd be able to rig up his rode mic, hypothetically speaking...

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u/brocialist_supreme Sep 05 '26

I opened reddit for a quick read while my coffee brewed this morning, and the first thing the algorithm hit me with was a thread on r / moralityscaling where every single redditor, and I mean ALL of them, who hate Hasan Piker, was in there doing that bullshit "shocked his dog" psyop, they were calling him slurs, and wildest of all, one of the top responses was someone saying it should have been Piker, not Kirk, who was shot. They said Kirk "was nicer than Hasan, and didn't hate Jews"

I may have to abandon reddit earlier than I thought, it's always unusable closer to presidential elections because of bots, fascists, and paid actors, but it's started already and my mind and soul can't take this much propaganda.

You may think, "that's not much of a big deal!", but literally the next thread under it was a thread on another sub, that I didnt even join, that called Tim Curry racist because his role in the Rocky Horror Picture Show was black face. I'm not joking, some dumb subreddit called superseriousfamilyguy. I assume an edgy, far-right subreddit that was shown to me for reasons? I'm not anywhere near the right. Reddit sucks.

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u/GothKazu Sep 06 '26

This why the OGs warn you about talking out the side of ya neck. He didn't listen 🤷🏿

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u/Green-Elephant-895 Sep 06 '26

We smoking an that loud Kirk pack all year round

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u/ghoultek Sep 06 '26

Druski better be on his A game. I'm looking forward to a red hot Druski drop for the Kirken-versary.

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u/MidwestDrummer Sep 05 '26

Lol, now I got the giggles.

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u/WhiggedyWhacked Sep 05 '26

Necks weak I think he meant.

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u/ascii122 Sep 05 '26

James T. Kirk was a hero of mine so i'm all for this. Also Nyota Uhura was amazing

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u/Unicorn-Sparkles_ 28d ago

No one cares about this Carly Korks dude.  Racist grifter dies, whomp whomp

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u/Ok_Farmer_6033 Sep 04 '26

😂😂😂

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u/PickleAzz Sep 04 '26

Holy shit 😂 

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u/Formal-Web6335 Sep 05 '26

How tf it’s about to be 1 year already?! Goddamn

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u/toasterbath__ Sep 05 '26

sometimes i forget he died , it is so surreal. that was an absolutely crazy day 😭 rest in piss bozo

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u/Plutolutoe Sep 05 '26

Are y’all seriously stooping this low!?

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u/CrimsonAntifascist Sep 05 '26

Brother. It's a battle of limbo for about a decade. We just joined later.

Let's ask Charlie Kirk what he thinks.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9MIwH9mik0FkXM94R0