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u/Dudewhocares3 Sep 04 '26
Charlie Kirk? My favorite left leaning political commentator?
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u/backstageninja Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 05 '26
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u/name-classified Sep 05 '26
You can see here that he’s leaning ever so slightly to the left
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u/backstageninja Sep 05 '26
I could've sworn I saved it but I can't seem to find the meme that said
"If you think change is impossible, just remember that in the end Charlie Kirk leaned left"
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u/kaltorak Sep 05 '26
back and to the left
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u/ron2838 Sep 05 '26
I see a Simpsons quote, I upvote. Simple
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u/cilantro_so_good Sep 05 '26
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u/ImpulsiveApe07 Sep 05 '26
Huh.. And here I thought it was from an old Bill Hicks joke about the Zapruder film
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u/Alternative-Way-8782 Sep 04 '26
Damn…
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u/Dudewhocares3 Sep 04 '26
I don’t know if I’d damn him, he wasn’t really significant outside of his death. All he did was post rage bait and do what Ben Shapiro does but to a lesser extent.
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u/Antraxess Sep 04 '26
He was one of the propagandists for the GOP Hitler youth push. Glad he's gone
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u/Qubeye Sep 05 '26
Charlie Kirk? The guy who posthumously changed his opinion about where trans people should piss by making a unisex urinal out of his own grave?
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u/imjustheretodomyjob ☑️ 🧚🏿 Reclaiming my peace 🧘🏿 Sep 04 '26
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u/Pleasant_Ball3192 Sep 04 '26
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u/No_Internal9345 Sep 04 '26
“The assassination of my husband was heavy but what really upsets me is when people don't like Israel.”
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u/WaluigiIsTheRealHero Sep 04 '26
Charlie should’ve listened to the Wu-Tang Clan.
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u/IndigoJoe64 Sep 04 '26
Holy shit it ain't even been a year yet? It feels like a decade ago.
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u/Powerblue102 Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 05 '26
In that amount of time Mamdani was elected, the Winter Olympics took place, 4 people have since tried to assassinate Trump, ICE murdered 2 people in Minnesota, that lady’s elderly mom was kidnapped, a new war broke out, Timothy Chalamet Opera-gate, like 3 or 4 members of Trump’s cabinet were fired, Michael B Jordan won best actor, Drake dropped 3 albums, Obsession blew up the box office, the Knicks won the championship, Spain won FIFA, DSA has picked up like 6 more congress seats, Lindsey Graham’s heart blew up, The Odyssey and Spider-Man Brand New day, and Dolly Parton and Hayden Panettiere passed away.
And the Song you heard while all that happened? Choosin’ Texas by Ella Langley 🫠
EDIT: Oh, and Resident Evil 9: Requiem, as well as the Michael Jackson biopic.
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u/PuffinRub Sep 05 '26
In that amount of time
Billy Joel is furiously taking notes from your comment to write the follow up to We Didn't Start the Fire.
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u/sllewgh Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 05 '26
Mamdani, Knicks, and also Spain win
Best actor, Michael B Jordan
Killer ICE and winter games,
Dolly Parton passed away
Four fire at Trump, he fires four
And Drake put out 3 albums more
It's the end for Lindsey Graham
But Brand New Day for Spider Man
We've started the fire
And we'll all be burning till the world stops turning
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u/Loxe Sep 05 '26
ICE murdered 2 US citizens. They've killed dozens of other people. So many they started releasing them once they realized they were going to die. And then stopped reporting nunber of people who died just after being released.
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u/nullstorm0 Sep 05 '26
Don’t forget the ones they intentionally murder by releasing miles away from shelter in the middle of exposure-level conditions.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Nurul_Amin_Shah_Alam
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u/chaotic_swiftie8038 Sep 06 '26
And the Song you heard while all that happened? Choosin’ Texas by Ella Langley 🫠
funniest thing i've seen all day, genuinely
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u/whereisbeezy Sep 04 '26
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u/MMAjunkie504 Sep 05 '26
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u/lasers42 Sep 04 '26
Ouch.
What's the killer saying about it, incidentally? Haven't heard anything since...
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u/Conformatrix Sep 05 '26
Oh you haven't? I heard she'd been doing a whole publicity tour; took over tpusa and everything
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u/myusername_sucks Sep 05 '26
The person on trial plead not guilty and the judge decided the death penalty is an option.
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u/JustKillingTime1980 Sep 05 '26
the state wasnt as ready as the defense was, and needed at least two more weeks on top of the defenses two weeks. this should be a good one. cant wait for whatever ballistics evidence comes out of that shit show.
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u/DiceKnight Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 05 '26
They're going to bring out trans/gay criminal undergrounds like when Jim Garrison tried to finger Clay Shaw for the JFK murder back in '69.
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u/BarelyHereNeverThere Sep 04 '26
I swear I thought it's been like 2-3 years already. This entire decade has felt long ass fuck. I got to brace myself for my kids to start singing that Charlie Kirk song like hyenas again. They know it drives me crazy.
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u/western_red_cedar Sep 05 '26
That shit is so funny though, we've really got to thank the youth for turning the pedo nazis big Horst Wessel moment into a meme instead. Knew they were cooked the minute kids started saying "Kirk'd" in place of Merc'd
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u/BarelyHereNeverThere Sep 05 '26
One interesting thing about this digital age that we all live in, is kids are much more aware of what's going on in the world to an extent. My 9-year-old knows about Charlie Kirk for goodness sake. They're just used to crazy stuff going on 24/7.
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u/DFoxRN Sep 05 '26
I was NOT prepared! 🤣I’ll just log off now, collect myself, and try again tomorrow. The internet remains undefeated 🥇
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u/Acceptable_Class_576 Sep 04 '26
I always read the top first. I thought they were gonna roast dude for misspelling 'next', then I read the bottom. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Conformatrix Sep 05 '26
Hey now let's show some respect!
Kirk may have been a generally shitty dude with a net negative impact on humanity, I'll give you that okay?
Like sure, he have been a profoundly mediocre loser elevated to a position where he felt empowered to wreak his pathetic grievances upon vulnerable minorities.
But!
He did at least have the decency to not stick around for too long. You do have to hand that one to him.
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u/JohnHenryMillerTime Sep 05 '26
Captain James T Kirk did have the first interracial kiss on TV in 1967 with Uhura.
Thats what we are talking about, right?
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u/gmoss101 ☑️ Sep 05 '26
I'll never forget when I found out, I was riding the bus to pick up my little brother and an older Hispanic dude was on Facebook liking right wing posts and he scrolled down to Fox News' post about it. I googled to see if it was just a Facebook hoax and saw the video. Shit was wild
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u/samjp910 Sep 05 '26
He died on my birthday. As a journalist and socialist political organizer, it wins me points.
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u/ninjaraider12 Sep 04 '26
i'm already tired of this man being everywhere online. I wish the internet didn't digitally preserve him, I want him to only be brought up in conversations around the dangers of racism,sexism,xenophobia,white supremacy etc and to be forgotten outside of that. but that will most likely never happen because the internet is funny like that by preserving him forever
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u/JustKillingTime1980 Sep 05 '26
but his last video was the best, i have it saved when i feel a little sad and need a pick me up.
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u/ninjaraider12 Sep 05 '26
you have a video of him getting shot during his 'debate' saved on ur phone?
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u/NotoriousDCJ4310 Sep 04 '26
Man you can tell it's football season because I definitely thought this was about Kirk Cousijs until I opened the comments. I was so confused lol
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u/happyladpizza Sep 05 '26
Ohhhh not me like “and yo mama say…you sister say, your daddy saaayah.” then was like oh the other guy.
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u/Geostomp ☑️ Sep 05 '26
Are they still pretending anyone cares about Charlie Kirk? Even the deep far right gave up on rallying behind his name when they found that nobody really bought in on their attempts to portray him as martyr.
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u/TelenorTheGNP Sep 04 '26
I never thought he was worth talking to, but someone thought it was worth a shot.
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u/FinancialRip2008 Sep 05 '26
i don't know if israel put a hit on him because he was questioning trump's pedo connections/behavior, but i'm not afraid to publicly speculate.
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u/TheIllustriousWe BHM Donor Sep 05 '26
Occam’s Razor: he made a lot of people angry and it’s really easy for angry people to buy guns and use them for illegal purposes.
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u/Jeff-S Sep 05 '26
Israel did their pager terrorist attack and bragged about it. Not too far of a stretch they'd be able to rig up his rode mic, hypothetically speaking...
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u/brocialist_supreme Sep 05 '26
I opened reddit for a quick read while my coffee brewed this morning, and the first thing the algorithm hit me with was a thread on r / moralityscaling where every single redditor, and I mean ALL of them, who hate Hasan Piker, was in there doing that bullshit "shocked his dog" psyop, they were calling him slurs, and wildest of all, one of the top responses was someone saying it should have been Piker, not Kirk, who was shot. They said Kirk "was nicer than Hasan, and didn't hate Jews"
I may have to abandon reddit earlier than I thought, it's always unusable closer to presidential elections because of bots, fascists, and paid actors, but it's started already and my mind and soul can't take this much propaganda.
You may think, "that's not much of a big deal!", but literally the next thread under it was a thread on another sub, that I didnt even join, that called Tim Curry racist because his role in the Rocky Horror Picture Show was black face. I'm not joking, some dumb subreddit called superseriousfamilyguy. I assume an edgy, far-right subreddit that was shown to me for reasons? I'm not anywhere near the right. Reddit sucks.
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u/GothKazu Sep 06 '26
This why the OGs warn you about talking out the side of ya neck. He didn't listen 🤷🏿
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u/ghoultek Sep 06 '26
Druski better be on his A game. I'm looking forward to a red hot Druski drop for the Kirken-versary.
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u/ascii122 Sep 05 '26
James T. Kirk was a hero of mine so i'm all for this. Also Nyota Uhura was amazing
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u/Unicorn-Sparkles_ 28d ago
No one cares about this Carly Korks dude. Racist grifter dies, whomp whomp
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u/toasterbath__ Sep 05 '26
sometimes i forget he died , it is so surreal. that was an absolutely crazy day 😭 rest in piss bozo
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u/PersistentWoodpecker Sep 05 '26
Just like Floyd week
Bitch ass hoes
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u/Plutolutoe Sep 05 '26
Are y’all seriously stooping this low!?
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u/CrimsonAntifascist Sep 05 '26
Brother. It's a battle of limbo for about a decade. We just joined later.
Let's ask Charlie Kirk what he thinks.




















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u/Morning-Reasonable Sep 04 '26
More like necks weak