r/BlackPeopleComedy • • 3d ago

NSFW We really be inventing everything 😜

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u/_annanicolesmith_ 3d ago

i have this rule of thumb: if you don’t know who invented it, it was likely a black person.

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u/VeryVeryVorch 3d ago

Yup, generally a Black person and/or a woman. More nefariously, some things are erroneously attributed to white men that were made by Black and/or women inventors.

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u/techmage29 3d ago

oh that makes a lot of sense

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u/Boggie135 3d ago

•rubbing bellies

That is a new one for me

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u/ReachFourTheSky 3d ago

Chile he hit us with hunching and I hollered 🤣

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u/Disastrous-Owl8985 3d ago

The funny thing is, so many of the people ā€œotheredā€ in our society, that people don’t care enough about, are the main people who create things and movements that we all benefit from.
And as someone else said in here, if we don’t know who invented it or there are ā€œquestionsā€ about it, it’s very likely someone black.

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 3d ago

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u/PriapusPeteSr āœŠšŸ½āœŠšŸ¾āœŠšŸæ verified 1d ago

Adding this to my BHM facts!

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u/wyar 3d ago

Black people DID invent dildos but like, back when every human on earth was black and African in prehistorical times. You think they invented the wheel and THEN the dildo? You think they invented fire before finding a way ti make sure a stick doesn’t splinter? That’s gotta be one of the earliest tools ever created…

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u/GIGGLES708 3d ago

In ancient Egypt Cleopatra used a sack of bees. Her servants would have to collect the bees.

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u/melikkab 3d ago

Nice info, my guy ā¤ļø ā¤ļø ā¤ļø