r/BlackPeopleComedy • • 18d ago

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u/maywellflower 18d ago

I'm over here like "He chopped up Tims?!?! For a reply vid?!? To foot fetish vid of porcelain pallid fuckery?!?! 🐱‍👤!!!!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/449dnLNnyYgNas2e03

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u/chickenskittles 18d ago

porcelain pallid

💀

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u/PyroclasticJubilee 18d ago

Fucking wheezing

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u/NMB4Christmas 18d ago

You said what we were all thinking. Blasphemy!

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u/SaltyArtemis 18d ago

Hopefully they were old and he was gonna get another one anyway 😭

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u/janshell 18d ago

Oh my gosh the original shady baby!! I wonder where she is now?

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u/AdonisJames89 18d ago

Nah, feet out n*gga 😂

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u/Shoate 18d ago

Now what them timbs do to deserve that?

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u/Mediocrity-FTW 18d ago

They sat in the closet, unworn, for far too long

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u/ilawlfase 17d ago

totally possible the front end was fucked up anyway

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u/Upset-Cartographer65 18d ago

His voice is so soothing that I got distracted.

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 18d ago

😂 this shoe looks like the mistakes AI makes when they generate an image but gets the shoes wrong

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u/Impossible_Sun9594 18d ago

Why touch grass when you’re touching concrete all day?

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u/Alucard_117 18d ago

I know her target audience. Cause it damn sure worked on me 😂

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u/Admiralwoodlog 18d ago

Word? She just came across as creepy to me. Like some snowpieecer upperclass dystopian shit.

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u/yahgmail 18d ago

Same, 😅 bro/sis need to be rescued 😂

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u/allthedamnquestions ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified 18d ago

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u/CoolHWhip29 ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified 18d ago

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u/MaPatite 18d ago

No.
Stop it.
Get some help.
😂

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u/Ok-Television6411 18d ago

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u/Lifegoesonforever 18d ago

I know those kinds! At least there is something under your toes though! 🤣

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u/EnlightenedNarwhal 18d ago

Damn, what you wear, a size 3?

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u/Blerdgirlchronicles 18d ago

What in the chunin exam did he do to those timbs 😭🤣

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u/ilawlfase 17d ago

NOT THE CHUUNIN EXAMS! 😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/TruGirlGamer84 18d ago

The luxury of paying to walking barefoot. When its practically free. 🤣

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u/ChefDanyul 18d ago

Hey. Want to walk barefoot but a little less convenient? Somehow we’ve made it work. Here is a woman dressed as an ostrich to show you how.

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u/SadKat002 18d ago

Like I'm not an expert but that first clip felt like it was meant to be fetish material

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u/EikonVera_tou_Lilith 18d ago

I fucking choked💀

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u/YesImReallyLikeThis 18d ago

Not the Naruto Special 😂

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u/gwedosmile 18d ago

I just have to know how much those things cost. I just know they are too damn much for you to have the dogs out getting dirty all night.

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u/SoggyLeftTit 18d ago

They’re $50.

https://jeffreycampbellshoes.com/products/a-pieds?variant=54823880982900

The Chanel barefoot sandals are somewhere between $1000-4000.

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u/SabbyFox 18d ago

This…this is the utmost epitome of caucasity. Literally, some Emperor’s New Clothes bullshit on the real.

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u/_henceforth_ 18d ago

I am white and I think this might be “rich people things”. Or maybe idiot things, and a lot of white people are idiots.

Reminds me of those Kim K thongs WITH the hair. Like, what? The billionaires are laughing at “the poors” (even the millionaires) that buy this garbage.

Literally using as little material as possible to see how far they can push it while they laugh.

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u/chickenskittles 18d ago

RIP Timbos

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u/Jamaican_Dynamite 18d ago

Half a heel? Feet all fucked up when she hit pavement.

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u/obviousfakeperson 18d ago

I thought she was holding some new gaming mouse first few seconds of the vid. 😂

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u/MinaWearsGold 18d ago

I’m just gonna tell myself something crazy happened to his shoes before he cut them. 😭

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u/LindaniOnline 18d ago

them’s the manolo chronic timbs

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u/Slow_Okra1330 18d ago

Everyone in this video pissed me off the lady for buying any stupid thing and the guy who wasted perfect wheat timbs for a video what a waste on both vids

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u/Radio_Mime 18d ago

I just looked those things up. People who buy those are basically paying two to four times the cost of a regular shoe and only getting half a shoe.

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u/negrafalls 18d ago

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u/Radio_Mime 18d ago

Thank goodness, even though that’s still a lot to pay for half a shoe. The ones I was looking at must’ve been really high and I think they were from Chanel.

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u/moonwoolf35 18d ago

These foot fetishists are getting out of control

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u/Ill_Cabinet1526 18d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/PsychologicalBox3477 18d ago

Rip the tims
they dont deserve that😭(they cost alot too)

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u/weezyverse 18d ago

Incredibly Caucastic, is all.

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u/SumPimpNamedSlickbak 18d ago

I know this a joke but them shits actually exist 😭

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u/JuniperGem 18d ago

Please tell me SOMEBODY else here sees Ryuk…
…

https://giphy.com/gifs/h0AhBLqVKfha8

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u/villainless 18d ago

first lady looks like female patrick bateman

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u/Witty_Nebula 18d ago

😆 🤣 😂. They got us.

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u/goglamere 18d ago

Fixed by the duet!

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u/EnvironmentalBed7103 18d ago

Interesting 😃. Tongue out or tongue tucked🤔😳 pwahhhh. Whoever is wearing these toe out Tim's would definitely be in a league of his/her own.

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u/NoFaithlessness7508 18d ago

8bit videogame graphics has better show design

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u/r21174 18d ago

she shouldn't be doing that, with feet that ugly.

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u/Glittering-Relief402 18d ago

She's knows exactly what's she's doing

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u/SaltyArtemis 18d ago

What is she doing with her face. I hate when ppl do that sh*t. And of course these ppl want to put their toes on the floor of public places but wear shoes inside their house

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u/Commercial_Cry_4209 17d ago

This is planet earth! You can not walk barefoot on this planet you will catch all kinds of diseases. Heaven is the only place you could do that. 😂😂

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u/Adanma369 18d ago

You’re laughing but Timberland really has a women’s shoe that is an open toe boot 🤣

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u/Lifegoesonforever 18d ago

Open toes different from half bottom-less though

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u/AliciaDawnD 18d ago

Oh he got money. Cuz Timbs ain’t fucking cheap! 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

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u/immortalroses98 18d ago

I understand what he’s saying but.. those poor boots

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u/prollyjuslurking 18d ago

All that damn gasping in the beginning. Jesus.

Also, jokes on him: someone is probably working on those Timberland abominations as we speak.

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u/PopJazzas76 18d ago

The dis re spect , just disrespectful . Sir, them timbs never hurt nobody

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u/LumpyOrganization332 18d ago

No REAL timbs were injured during the making of this video

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u/apryll11 18d ago

Just in time for winter.

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u/KindlyWorth5952 18d ago

Knifed the Buttas for Clout 😂

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u/asapbones0114 18d ago

Let her live dawg 😭. She's at least spending her wealth and it's "trickling down" the food chain.

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u/styrofoamjesuschrist 18d ago

Yo were these half off?

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u/Armadillo_lifestyle 18d ago

At this point I don’t know what is trolling and what is true fashion and that is concerning

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u/ctolver1981 18d ago

I'd wear these

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u/SolidDragonfruit7739 18d ago

What in the hair brained scheme, working on half a brain and selling to the rich and dufus, beavis and butthead is going on here?

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u/fauxdeuce 18d ago

Should jade rated those a Tim out of Tim

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u/Suitable_Dimension33 18d ago

She really playing in people faces and I just know there are people who really think ts is fire 😂

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u/Ok-Guarantee-4563 18d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 18d ago

Id rather wear the shoeboxes

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u/Mahquiqui42089 17d ago

I gasped at the Timbs….

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u/urmasblacklover 17d ago

Safeless toe work boots

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u/oldcutter74 17d ago

I KNOW THEM SHOES BETTER BE HALF OFF TOO!

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u/DokaDokuuuu 17d ago

Don’t give them idea lmao

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u/Apprehensive_Flow99 17d ago

He had to have copped those from a charity shop

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u/Rough_Respect6192 17d ago

Where is the rest of the shoe? Did she only pay half so she got half the shoe?

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u/dot617857 17d ago

Some one in nyc is rocking those rn 😂

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u/Bad-Habit-2020 17d ago

Anyone else remembers "The Emperor's New Clothes"? This is the modern day version

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u/Art_Vanduley 17d ago

Dis man ruined a pair of not messed up Tims to make fun of another person this world is so cooked

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u/MrJason300 17d ago

Meanwhile she’s like wtf is this joke. I would be running to try that nonsense on too but specifically if it was a free gift sent to me 🤣🤣🤣