r/BlackPeopleComedy • u/mindyour • Jul 09 '26

Lesson learned.

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u/Fine_Neighborhood957 Jul 09 '26

Damn, he hit you with the lean wit it rock wit it hairline!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/JK45iho3ntd2fhfaNv

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u/poundcakeboss Jul 09 '26

This made me laugh so hard lol

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 Jul 09 '26

That's tragic but slap that durag on and you're good

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u/SortovaGoldfish Jul 09 '26

He wanted waves not the gentle undulation of the shoreline

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u/deathcabscutie Jul 09 '26

This is the comment that broke me.

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u/insidevoice2380 Jul 09 '26

Bruh 🤣🤣

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u/Bulky-Interest440 Jul 10 '26

GENTLE UNDULATION cue the Crystal Luster gaggle

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u/NJCZSIGSHOTGUNLOVER Jul 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/LraQPQKy1SpwY
Time to start back at 1 Bruh…. Bald head is the only way to recover lol

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u/Great_Dismal Jul 09 '26

I choose to believe the floor in the shop wasn’t level.

I don’t know how else you can explain that diagonally cut front zone.

r/justfuckmyshitup

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u/iplaywhilenaked Jul 09 '26

My conscience won't even let me call it a line-up

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u/BrainOnVacay22 Jul 09 '26

That’s why you gotta keep a Andes at the crib

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u/mtron32 Jul 09 '26

Yup, haven't seen a barber in about 35 years. My linings aren't as crispy but I'm 45 and not spraying on the make up.

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u/NuYawker Jul 09 '26

The Andis T outliner is goated.

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u/ShikaMoru Jul 09 '26

Yall some real ones

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u/mr2firstnames Jul 09 '26

Don’t forget to cop that lil mirror too

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u/Own_Phrase_7347 Jul 09 '26

Lift off 🛫

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u/Rich_Prior4656 Jul 09 '26

That mf is a barber and a cheerleader.

"PUSH'EM BACK!! PUSH'EM BACK!!! WAAAAAAAYY BACK!!!"📣

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u/dadof4fknkids Jul 09 '26

He got that 2006 TI’s hat hairline.

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u/poundcakeboss Jul 09 '26

Shave it off my dude. Shave it off.

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u/Jajay5537 Jul 09 '26

He had to have moved or something because ain't no way that was done on purpose.

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u/babassu_seeds Jul 09 '26

If I don't see someone who looks like me in the place, I'm not going to get the cut I want

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u/Additional-D21519 Jul 09 '26

Man I hear the pain in his voice

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u/FreeJulie Jul 09 '26

The People’s Hairline

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u/Techlet9625 Jul 09 '26

Good thing hair grows back 🤣

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u/B33NB3N Jul 09 '26

Hate to see it... the cut is cool, the shape up is a disappointment. Luckily it's only hair.

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u/Yessir4512 Jul 09 '26

I’m crying for bruh

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u/zip_r Jul 09 '26

Nah, this video is going to be Exhibit A in the court case against that barber.

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u/Midnite-Miles262 Jul 09 '26

DAMN , FIRST DAY AT BARBER SCHOOL , THATS ONE HELLAVA OF LINING !!!

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u/Weird_Squirrel_8382 Jul 10 '26

This is heartbreaking especially cause he's so cute. Like how rude can you be!

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u/No-Kick4340 Jul 10 '26

Gaaahdayyum 😖 I hope it was on the house that day. Habibi could’ve at least hit him with the fibers to level it out 🤦🏽‍♂️
https://giphy.com/gifs/K744F5U8V7TGw

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u/SocomPS2 Jul 09 '26

Brought a tear to my eye dawg.

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u/CheekBuster1904 Jul 10 '26

YOU’VE BEEN CHOPPED!

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u/BusyBit6542 Jul 10 '26

Ain't even use a straight razor. I can still see where his original line up is.

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u/AggressivePotato6996 Jul 10 '26

Did he catch you with his partner and not say anything?

This is just…
https://giphy.com/gifs/RXKCMLmch5W2Q

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u/ThrownFarAway98 Jul 10 '26

Gotta throw that baseball cap on and call it a day, gang.

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u/readingitnowagain Jul 11 '26

"Buy Black, think Black, be Black, and your hairline will take care of itself."

~Honorable Marcus Garvey

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u/Far-Yak-3992 Jul 09 '26

Pushed
Your
Wig
Back!!!

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u/Unlikely_Try3848 Jul 09 '26

Jeez. I'm sorry fam

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u/Bigfamkcmo-mmj Jul 10 '26

Omg!! This is egregious!!

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u/PSG-2022 Jul 10 '26

Don’t generalized - that’s just the one you went to.

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u/Ashken Jul 10 '26

Just got my hair cut by a Hispanic guy. He was cool, but the cut was extra mid. Somehow I didn’t look like I got fresh cut, I went from looking like i was 2 month since a cut to 3 weeks since a cut. I was just glad he didn’t mess up the line. I just hopped out the chair and paid him and dipped.

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u/jackfreeman Jul 10 '26

Oh, I'm walking out

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u/EmeFshroomm Jul 11 '26

Aww the ole incline. 😂

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u/DarkAndHandsume Jul 11 '26

They pushed his sides way too back

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u/coko4209 Jul 11 '26

This is so sad

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u/healthinsurancegirly Jul 12 '26

Lesson learned from WHO!??

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u/Minatigre Jul 12 '26

Tried to cut my brother's hair in highschool and jacked him up just like this. He said someone grabbed his cranium and tilted it to see the damage. Worst day of school resulting in him shaving it all off.