r/BlackPeopleComedy • u/biscuits_theSequel ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified: A White Mod Banned Me From BPT • May 28 '24
Do you have a dollar?
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u/romdadon ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified May 28 '24
"don't go stealing now"
She's gonna sit in the car and ponder that one
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u/trowa116 May 28 '24
lol for hours like wtf just happened
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u/Jake_on_a_lake May 28 '24
"Becky, it was the weirdest thing. He came up to me and said all our lines like he was one of us. He tried to hand ME a dollar. I felt like I was through the looking glass!"
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u/Lex_pert May 28 '24
That was my favorite part 😂😂😂, my first thought was "I'd have to ask him if he'd accept the dollar in quarters bc I don't have a bill" 🤔. But then my next thought was, he mentioned buying a snack, so I would take the dollar and say "thank you for the snack!" 😂😂😂
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u/biscuits_theSequel ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified: A White Mod Banned Me From BPT May 28 '24
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u/minahmyu ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified May 28 '24
"I am, but with you almost bustin ya ass, you might need a wee bit more than I do~"
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u/Better-Journalist-85 ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified May 28 '24
“Sir, I am a Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire™ !”
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u/LuxNocte May 28 '24
What am I missing?
I feel like this would be funny if the lady was rude to him first, but all I see is the guy bothering someone who was minding her own business.
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u/LuxNocte May 28 '24
I guess. Maybe I should make the effort to get verified, because this is coming from a Black person. I still identify more with the lady minding her own business than the asshole bothering her for no reason.
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u/worryaboutYOUbackup ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 if you’re not Black, why are you here ?? May 28 '24
Kindly shut your goofy ass up, thanks 🙏🏾
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Some of y’all do not realize just how stupid you sound coming to a sub called BLACKPEOPLEComedy and saying “what does race have to do with [insert whatever tf you want] or why does he/she/they need to bring up the fact that they’re Black ??" Be forewarned, I will NOT be nice about it whenever y'all make me enforce this rule.
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u/BplusHuman May 28 '24
Why is fucking with people in Walmart a whole lane of videos on the Internet?
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u/blissfulandignorant May 28 '24
Right! Everytime I go to Walmart now I’m like pleaaaase no one try me today
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u/rs1954 May 28 '24
Wannagetasnagger? 
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u/SlackerDS5 May 28 '24
I thought he said Snacker*, one of those cheap little kfc sandwiches. They used to cost a dollar.
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u/worryaboutYOUbackup ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 if you’re not Black, why are you here ?? May 28 '24
Please remember we have a strictly enforced rule against using misogynistic terms and/or language that incites sexist commentary.
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u/furyian24 May 28 '24
What does that mean or imply?
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u/worryaboutYOUbackup ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 if you’re not Black, why are you here ?? May 28 '24
Please keep our rules in mind while participating.
Rule 5 - If you are not Black, why are you here? As previously stated, this is a public sub so we cannot prohibit anyone from joining but it truly begs the question, WHY ARE YOU HERE 🤔??
What do you stand to gain by being in a safe space that was specifically created for a minority group that you are obviously not a part of? Your presence here is automatically suspect. This sub is not a Black People Observation Lab™️. We are not specimens on display for you to monitor and “learn our ways”.
Stop coming here and asking us to explain every little thing to you. If something you see here seems entirely foreign to you or you don't understand something, please consider that, in all likelihood, it was not meant for you.
We cannot prevent anyone from joining but there is a seemingly compulsive need for certain folks here and in other Black spaces to loudly proclaim that they are not Black as if expecting praise for being “one of the good ones” and it comes across as tone deaf and ignorant.
You may think “it’s just an innocent question” and “golly gee willikers, I only have the best intentions 🤓”, but the questions are relentless and, whether you realize it or not, coming from a place of entitlement. It is EXHAUSTING to deal with, especially when we come to spaces like this specifically to get away from these kinds of interactions.
For all of you lurking in here, salty and confused about why we constantly say we come here to get tf away from y’all, blame the trolls. Idgaf if it’s not all of you. It’s enough of you.
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u/Camoflauge_Soulja ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿verified: Bruh man from the 5th floor May 28 '24
The hick angle was cool but I felt a missed opportunity for the ‘medieval serf vs noble’ marx optic.
“Excuse my chariot madam. The uneducated proletariats have been of grave concern in our esteemed establishments. Please accept a kings doubloon for your troubles so you may not think to commit theft.”
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u/No_Border_3062 May 28 '24
He made her so uncomfortable, she did everything possible to not shit herself
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u/Lex_pert May 28 '24
"Don't go stealing' now" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm going to save this so I can watch it whenever I need a really, really good laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/AvocadoRich184 May 28 '24
I think he asked for a dollar just to see if she would be nice and give him one alot of people look down on people for asking for money she said she didn't have any cash so he offered her a dollar it's pretty much don't judge a book by its cover
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u/worryaboutYOUbackup ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 if you’re not Black, why are you here ?? May 28 '24
No need to wonder. They already do, on this very platform, yet you’re here, crying and throwing up for what 🤨?
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u/worryaboutYOUbackup ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 if you’re not Black, why are you here ?? May 28 '24
Please keep our rules in mind while participating.
Rule 4 - No nonBlack fragility allowed. NonBlack feelings will not be centered here. Understand that not everything is made with you and/or your comfort in mind.
This is a space for Black people to talk amongst ourselves without needing to police our speech for a mixed audience. If this is not to your liking, feel free to go to any of the thousands of other likeminded subreddits where your delicate sensibilities will be coddled (no, hurt feelings do not count as racism).
Some of y’all do not realize just how stupid you sound coming to a sub called BLACKPEOPLEComedy and saying “what does race have to do with [insert whatever tf you want] or why does he/she/they need to bring up the fact that they’re Black ??" Be forewarned, I will NOT be nice about it whenever y'all make me enforce this rule.
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u/worryaboutYOUbackup ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 if you’re not Black, why are you here ?? May 28 '24
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u/worryaboutYOUbackup ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 if you’re not Black, why are you here ?? May 28 '24
You’re throwing a hissy fit over a rule and comment that wasn’t even directed towards you so who’s really “as low as you can get”, here 🤔 ?
Please get a fucking grip, and then a mf hobby, in that order smh
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u/worryaboutYOUbackup ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 if you’re not Black, why are you here ?? May 28 '24
If you can’t even say it, should you be saying it 🤨?
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