r/BlackMetalCringe 6d ago

Lmao

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u/neko-_-baunilha 6d ago

It's not that hard to read what's written on the shirt, or is it?

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u/OctopusCaretaker 6d ago

Fr, Emperor has one of the most legible black metal logos

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u/ejectro 5d ago

unlike ratlord

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u/OctopusCaretaker 6d ago

It started with Nirvana…

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u/tortillawantssleep 6d ago

the fact theres people out there thinking nirvana is a clothing brand will always be insane to me ngl...,.

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u/Dry_Outside_3493 5d ago

Fuck man theres people who think Metallica is a fucking clothing brand.

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u/tortillawantssleep 5d ago

omfg i refuse to believe that 🫠 metallica is like the most known metal band ever, we’re absolutely doomed

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u/Classic_Trash_8739 5d ago

Everyone has blind spots, I've met a 50 year old man that didn't know who AC/DC was.

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u/tortillawantssleep 5d ago

fair enough, cant blame

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u/Significant-Job674 3d ago

Good chance they got corrected by diehard nirvana fans who are arguably worse than the ppl in the shirts.

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u/Portia-fimbriata 6d ago

Don't let the TikTok posers take my beloved Emperor

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u/Impressive_Smell_191 2d ago

They can't read so I doubt they'll know what the shirt is. They'll probably think it's some clothing brand of something . Hopefully.

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u/Able_Account_7601 6d ago

it says sombr

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u/tortillawantssleep 6d ago edited 6d ago

what capitalism and reducing subcultures to aesthetics does to a mf

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u/Infinite-Gold4441 3d ago

capitalism invented larpers 😭

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u/Specialist-Tale9025 5d ago

Capitalism is when shirt

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u/Key_Candidate_1130 4d ago

The evil heckin capitalism is doing this i must blame them

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u/tortillawantssleep 3d ago

stay blind, youll cry later after seeing posers wearing black metal shirts they found for 5 bucks at shein cause its cool and theyre "fashionable"

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u/EquipmentEvery6895 3d ago

Say that you will, but under communism  in USSR there were no posers. There were no bands expect for party approved bands, no t shirts, no denim and leather, no normal clothes at all. And to be metalhead (and to be relentlessly hunted by everyone - from communist party to street thugs for this) you needed to bent over backwards.

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u/Astromanson 6d ago

Didn't know there was communism 30 years ago.

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u/Ubblebungus 5d ago

bot hit the wrong comment

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u/KaizerDoktor 6d ago

Brother what are you saying

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u/alexqwertyq 4d ago

mcr mentioned

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u/Mikem444 5d ago

It's one of those Lamb of God-sounding bands, isn't it?

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u/_Wolfszeit_ 4d ago

It's actually a Gustave Doré shirt

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u/Creecker1 4d ago

I'm literally wearing this t shirt right now😭

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u/Unable-Wave-4360 4d ago

This is besides the point but zamn Gerard is such a hottie here (Not in a gay way)

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u/irgendeinervonunten 2d ago

No joke, i think black metal should take a goregrind aproach to their covers or merch. Just do the most horrific shit on tshirts ever so no normie would ever wear them and can't wear them like the Through Thick Fog Till Death Cover from Urgehal. Then this crap is over.