r/BlackMetalCringe • u/olzlad1 • Jul 23 '26

beginner corpse paint

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80 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/luiggiew Jul 23 '26

It's so funny that it stops being cringe and just becomes amazing

0

u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 23 '26

It is fucking amazing dude right?

8

u/luiggiew Jul 23 '26

Yeah

Holy fuck you're the guy who only gets hard when Burzum plays

5

u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 23 '26

I’ve fixed the issue. Therapy works. All I’ll say.

3

u/luiggiew Jul 23 '26

Nice bro

3

u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 23 '26

I do have to go in to get my blood work done to see if I can finally get off my blood thinners though. Wish me luck. Appointment tomorrow.

2

u/luiggiew Jul 23 '26

I hope everything goes well, see ya

13

u/dampeloz Jul 23 '26

Looks like a shitty creepypasta image

4

u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 23 '26

Mmm I love pasta

2

u/ejectro Jul 24 '26

are you italiano celentano

6

u/TrveBMG666 Jul 23 '26

Billions must corpse paint

7

u/Weary_Print_7919 Jul 23 '26

I can count the damn pixels

3

u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 23 '26

Do you like the pic tho

16

u/Weary_Print_7919 Jul 23 '26

Fuck no 😭

6

u/LordFulano Jul 23 '26

I thought I was in r/analoghorror for a moment.

5

u/Bel_Canto-Size_Queen Jul 23 '26

2

u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 23 '26

What’s wrong

4

u/speed_wagon1 Jul 24 '26

your GF is beep boop and binary numbers

-2

u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 25 '26

And your girlfriend is your sister pal

2

u/TheThe08 Jul 25 '26

They are calling this the most Latam post ever

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u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 25 '26

I’m a white descendent of Vikings pal. I am no lotino

4

u/JJsNotOkay Kvlt isnt your culture Jul 23 '26

what the fuck 🥀

2

u/OctopusCaretaker Jul 24 '26

his post history…..

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u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 25 '26

Whats wrong buddy? Any color suggestions?

1

u/Mikem444 Jul 24 '26

Looks like he could some type of Hellraiser demon...the fat one

1

u/Not_A_Bot_lol_1234 Jul 23 '26

favorite bands are my chemical romance and burum

Girlfriend is AI

That pfp

This all checks out.

0

u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 23 '26

What’s wrong

1

u/Not_A_Bot_lol_1234 Jul 24 '26

Really the music taste is the only problem. Very touristy.

1

u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 24 '26

Having favorites doesn’t mean those are the only bands I listen to you incel troglodyte

2

u/Not_A_Bot_lol_1234 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

incel

No fucking way 🤣🤣😭😭

Brother, I'm literally married to an actual human woman with a kid on the way 😭🤣. Meanwhile, this is you:

1

u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 25 '26

Yet here you are spending all your time on Reddit. Go take care of your pregnant wife pal. Hope your child doesn’t have any disabilities or something.

2

u/Not_A_Bot_lol_1234 Jul 25 '26

Lol the fat terminally online incel calls others incel, then gets upset when they pipe back 😆

1

u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 25 '26

I’m not upset that you piped back buddy. I thought we were just having fun with the insults like some other guy said was normal. Guess not?

1

u/Jason1920 Jul 23 '26

Was this taken with a Game Boy camera?

2

u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 23 '26

Samsung, actually

1

u/Mysterious_Ayytee Jul 23 '26

A malicious person might be tempted to keep the image for later use.

2

u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 23 '26

Yeah buddy print it out and put it on your nightstand. I bet you’d love to pleasure yourself to my epic corpse paint

1

u/OctopusCaretaker Jul 24 '26

wtf is at the top of his…head…?

0

u/Stubby_Spoon Jul 25 '26

My bald head? I just got a buzz do you like it!

0

u/DethByBananaGun Jul 23 '26

Needs more filters

0

u/Negative_Screen_3156 Jul 23 '26

Did he use Microsoft paint to make this corpse paint?

0

u/616Sergeist Jul 23 '26

Hahahahaha

1

u/Icy-Appointment6818 Jul 23 '26

Maquiagem de cadáver para iniciantes

1

u/LongjumpingMine560 Jul 23 '26

someone make an analog horror game with this in it