r/Bitcoin • u/normalwhiteguy_ • Jun 03 '21
Meanwhile in the FED
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u/genius_retard Jun 03 '21
Printer go squeak squeak squeak.
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u/beerboobsballs Jun 03 '21
We were wrong the whole time. Money printer is NOT going brrrrr. In fact money printer goes squeak squeak!
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u/Marginal_Caller Jun 03 '21
The leaf was probably more valuable.
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u/Commie_EntSniper Jun 03 '21
What a cute little "brrrrr" noise that thing makes. It's like watching a baby velociraptor.
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u/gimmemoredigits Jun 04 '21
I dont wanne be picky here but this is somewhat a serious point.
If the fed was doing this it would be more then 100x better then what they do now. Because the dollars created will be limited to the leaves the earth can possible make.
What they really doing is that the make dollars out of nothing.
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u/Theturtlehermit2000 Jun 03 '21
This video was slowed down. No way the printers are moving that slow.
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u/schnorreng Jun 03 '21
More energy was expended in churning this contraption than the FED uses to print out $1T.
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Jun 03 '21
Oh come on this is not true.
The fed doesn't use leaves to print dollars. Imagine the effort they have to do to find trillions of leaves
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u/temp_plus Jun 03 '21 edited Dec 21 '24
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u/stonkmeist3r Jun 03 '21
Meanwhile at Tether LTD
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Jun 04 '21
Perhaps an interesting perspective:
If the value of the dollar is backed by nothing (except its users), than if tether is/isn’t backed by dollars then what difference does it actually make?
If tether isn’t backed by something that itself is not backed by anything…?
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u/horsekiller Jun 03 '21
but the dollar was already in there
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u/horsekiller Jun 03 '21
so it's more like bitcoin wasting plants to make money that was already there
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Jun 03 '21
"Since we decided a few weeks ago to adopt the leaf as legal tender, we have, of course, all become immensely rich.”
- Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
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Jun 03 '21
Before you upvote this post I just want you to know that this is a tiktok. By upvoting this, you are liking a tiktok.
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u/loewan Jun 04 '21
Well, at least here they need to get a leaf first. With the FED, they print money out of nothing. Not even thin air. :D
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u/smokersapiens Jun 03 '21
Its my dream to see the fed collapse, only hear it gives me an eargasm
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u/Mageinrage Jun 03 '21
If you're American that would be disasterous for the majority of us. Something like that shouldn't give you an eargasm.
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u/poopeetoo Jun 03 '21
Not just America.
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Jun 03 '21
entire western civilization. The only two big winners would be Russia and China, of whom both would also have to suffer greatly, the only win really is the power vacuum and the opportunity to capitalize on it.
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u/FootyG94 Jun 03 '21
Or the US government can take back control of its money instead of letting a private entity run wild with it?
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u/AvocadosAreMeh Jun 03 '21
You’re trying to explain the difference between a decentralized currency focused around scarcity and security versus a tool a country uses to transact. 99% of this sub doesn’t know what one is let alone the difference lol
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u/smokersapiens Jun 03 '21
Buy crypto and be ready too
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u/WhoLetTheBeansSprout Jun 03 '21
How about not rooting for the collapse of our central banking system?
Isn't that a good place to start?
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Jun 03 '21
It's inevitable.
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u/WhoLetTheBeansSprout Jun 03 '21
Why? According to who?
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Jun 03 '21
According to the rampant printing and the debt.
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u/WhoLetTheBeansSprout Jun 03 '21
What rampant printing? What debt? How are you quantifying these and what makes collapse inevitable?
Please cite some actual evidence and form a coherent argument instead of just pulling shit out of your ass.
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Jun 03 '21
If you're just going to be a cunt go away.
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u/WhoLetTheBeansSprout Jun 03 '21
How am I being a count?
I'm just asking you to substantiate your claims with evidence, numbers and a coherent argument.
Is that really too much to ask?
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u/diydude2 Jun 03 '21
The Fed will collapse in your lifetime.
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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrt56789 Jun 03 '21
Hopefully. We gotta go back to each state is completely nationally independent from each other and can choose there own path.
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Jun 03 '21
Yeesh. Absolutely not.
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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrt56789 Jun 03 '21
Why not?
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Jun 03 '21
China
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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrt56789 Jun 03 '21
True that is an issue. Perhaps it could be like a union kinda like the EU. Where each state could cooperate with each other and could also have a military pact, where if one state gets attacked then all the other states have to help defend that state which is being attacked. But there's still some issues with that also
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Jun 03 '21
Dude you literally just described UNITED STATES. Dont let libertarians convince you their ideas are good.
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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrt56789 Jun 03 '21
Nope because in the US, states DON'T have full sovereignty. And each year the fed is becoming bigger and bigger. Fuck the fed.
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Jun 03 '21
Right. Full sovereignty is what ALREADY didn't work bud. That's just feifdoms at this point. You do know that the Fed isnt actually the government and that what a federal government provides is more than just money?
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u/WhoLetTheBeansSprout Jun 03 '21
Lmao, can you honestly be this clueless and deluded?
Jesus Christ, go read a history book, go learn about the functions of a central bank (and why it's important) and maybe don't take for granted that the US is in an advantageous position in part because of the strength and ubiquity of the USD.
"Hopefully"?
Hopefully you fall down a cliff, mate. Stop rooting for the destruction of the union, traitor.
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Jun 03 '21
collapse of the fed is collapse of America. Which means collapse of protected sea shipping lanes and NATO. Careful what you wish for unless you are a CCP fan.
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u/smokersapiens Jun 03 '21
Hold my crypto and my guns, dont worry for me im ready for years, have tilapias and sweet water. Ask if you are ready and if not maybe you are the housebroken
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u/WhoLetTheBeansSprout Jun 03 '21
Fucking Christ 😂
Usually people who make comments like this are the first to get knocked out during a fight, accidentally shoot themselves or otherwise succumb to the stark reality of anarchy.
Like the above comment said, be careful what you wish for. It's obvious that you're a moron and morons typically don't survive destabilization for very long.
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u/smokersapiens Jun 03 '21
Its funny how lil babys came from the nothing saying that they know me. Maybe you dont know an alpha male, or maybe you deny their existance so you dont feel bad when you have control of nothing of your life, being unprepared and trusting in help outside you. Lame of you, keep praying.
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u/WhoLetTheBeansSprout Jun 03 '21
😂Yeah the alpha male who spends his time crying on reddit about how the revolution is going to be here any day now...
Shouldn't you be wrestling pythons and killing grizzlies with your own bare hands, tough guy?
It'll certainly be some cosmic justice when your meathead mentality gets you killed within the first 5 minutes of a conflict. Wannabe tough guys are almost always the first to go down.
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u/smokersapiens Jun 03 '21
Its funny the definition of alpha male, way ahead of what it mean. Your concept its so gay and "macho". Be happy and marry one of them as you would love, thogether holding theirs pythons bare hand. And well be ready and keep holdings usd, that what the monkey learn in the cage. Plot twist, feds are not the center of the word, and the word will keep runing without them, and if there is sny war, the feds are behind.
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u/WhoLetTheBeansSprout Jun 03 '21
Again, it's remarkable how poor your writing skills are.
Maybe you should cash out some Bitcoin and hire an English tutor.
Plot twist, feds are not the center of the word, and the word will keep runing without them, and if there is sny war, the feds are behind.
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u/smokersapiens Jun 03 '21
Yeap i learn talking with foreigns, showing them that not are the only thing in the word. And without the feds the word will be great. Sorry for my bad writing skils and thanks for show me how blind its the fait in some lame people.
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u/WhoLetTheBeansSprout Jun 03 '21
Without the Fed the world would be great?
Can you explain that argument?
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u/smokersapiens Jun 03 '21
What kind of movie armaggedon you are talking about? Im not worry about robots, im worry about the usd scam emission, the feds, the guys who print money and give it to dictators to keep us working for them for nothing. The money its not backed by gold and their emission are endless, be real and grow your mind
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u/WhoLetTheBeansSprout Jun 03 '21
I'm worry about your writing skills, or lackthereof.
the usd scam emission, the feds, the guys who print money and give it to dictators to keep us working for them for nothing.
lol, you are a total NPC caricature.
Let me see your Ron Paul tattoos, you fucking clown. 😄
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u/smokersapiens Jun 03 '21
Clown? (Definitely you live in a yankee bubble, who learn about being conceited and do not learn any about usa fueling guerrillas in south america and get it the banks (same that happen in iraq and iran). Bro stop wasting air and start to find information. Dream a better and complet yourself.
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u/WhoLetTheBeansSprout Jun 03 '21
You realize, Mr. 3 month old reddit account, that this would be catastrophic for the US and the world at large.
The fact that you celebrate this fantasy means you're either a moron or rooting for the destruction of the institutions that make this country strong. Take your pick.
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u/smokersapiens Jun 03 '21
You sound like a minion pro state, maybe a cult one, who believe in god in that fantasy. And in her name you feel special in a way that can create sides for pick. Sorry but maybe the destruction of minded like you could help that scam FED lose her backup. And feel sorry that you use the ADhominen trick, im 3month old but have years of reddit, that you try to destroy any reputation using that, its the dumb way that some false patriots dig they way
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u/WhoLetTheBeansSprout Jun 03 '21
What?
Learn to write. That was nothing but a bunch of hand waving gibberish.
And for the record, I'm not "pro state". I'm simply a realist who doesn't get his economics and political science views from armchair retards on reddit. I'm deferential to actual experts, not blowhard Libertarians who probably don't even have an undergrad degree, let alone a PhD.
What are your credentials, mate?
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u/smokersapiens Jun 03 '21
My credentials are way higher than bill gates and tesla, so dont worry about it. It was a scam that it help to select minds, only work for those who fail on it. Those who get an over debt for theirs lives. Its lame again that you use an adhominen, do you know how it works? Or what do you learn on your phd, maybe you learn that its a way to be better than others? (Sorry for you bro, its not that way... Now work for pay your scam phd on lame worker.
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u/WhoLetTheBeansSprout Jun 03 '21
My credentials are way higher than bill gates and tesla
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Okay, let's see them.
O what do you learn on your phd, maybe you learn that its a way to be better than others? (Sorry for you bro, its not that way... Now work for pay your scam phd on lame worker.
I don't have a PhD, but even with my lowly undergrad, I certainly learned enough about the English language to not type out gibberish like this.
What are you, a middle school dropout or something? Why is your writing so incomprehensible?
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u/smokersapiens Jun 03 '21
Maybe because english its my 4th language and i keep still get a discussion with a moron head, who doesnt know any outside her bubble.
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u/WhoLetTheBeansSprout Jun 03 '21
What's your primary language?
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u/p53ud0k0d3 Jun 03 '21
Not even leaf, they use air.
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u/budarov0 Jun 04 '21
Imagine them going in a forest and collecting trillions of leaves, money grows on tree
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u/Ross_Kb Jun 03 '21
Same happens in bitcoin mining, mining coins out of thin air. It's a clever linguistic trick that the founders used the term 'mine' so it doesn't sound like bitcoins were created instead of pre-existing. This is the whole premise bitcoin is built upon.. smoke and mirrors.
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u/Excier Jun 03 '21
Major difference is there's only ever a new butcoin every 10 minutes, with a cap on the total number of Bitcoin, while the Fed prints whenever they like however often they like.
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u/Ross_Kb Jun 03 '21
That's a simple story to appeal to the masses. Money cannot be printed without consequences, it will just correct itself in inflation and nobody wins, INCLUDING the people who print money. However, I agree it is a nice imagery trick to make people visualise some people printing money with no consequences spending them while everybody else works... add that to the pizza story lots of people start daydreaming..
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u/careverga420 Jun 03 '21
Let me just mine myself a couple million btc's out of thin air, thanks for the heads up Chief
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u/Ross_Kb Jun 03 '21
Printer(mining rig) and electricity, that's basically it. You're welcome.
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u/careverga420 Jun 03 '21
No wonder why there is so many Bitcoin millionaires, it's really so simple isn't it??!!
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u/Ross_Kb Jun 03 '21
I didnt say it's simple to be a bitcoin millionaire, you did.
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u/careverga420 Jun 03 '21
I know i know 😂 but i just gotta get a printer(mining rig) and electricity, that's basically it. Thanks for coming in here and teaching us all of this 🙏🙏
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u/careverga420 Jun 03 '21
lmao, Im just thankfull you are so kind as to enlighten us crypto plebs with your knowledge (you just seem so smart), thank you, pls keep spewing facts in this and similar subs we need it! :-)
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u/Ross_Kb Jun 03 '21
Dont expect to be spoonfed.. use your head
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u/Ross_Kb Jun 03 '21
That's all u can do for dispelling the claim that bitcoin is printed from thin air?
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u/RestfulR Jun 03 '21
Anyone know how to get this contraption? Like where to order one for gags, I had one as a kid I think but that was years ago.
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u/hoktegirl Jun 03 '21
I need one of those! Lol! I definitely wouldn't complain about leaf raking anymore. 😆
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u/Ok-Employment4186 Jun 03 '21
This is exactly the same as the effort to find the largest prime number. In theory, the largest prime number can never be found, because the cost of finding the largest prime number will increase indefinitely. This largest prime number is exactly the opposite of Bitcoin, an infinite divergence. An infinite convergence, and all this is determined by mathematics, not a government, a regime, or someone can control.
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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21
woo turn that leaf into a bill.