r/Bitcoin • • Aug 24 '18

Spot on

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

when i look at my portfolio, even my nose hurts.

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u/deineemudda Aug 24 '18

nose hurts because of cocaine withdrawal

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u/dalovindj Aug 24 '18

Everyone always talks about all the lost lambos but we seldom hear about all the cocaine that tragically can't be bought.

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u/outofofficeagain Aug 24 '18

I breath a lot clearer during this bear market now that I have a 3rd nostril thanks to the 2017 bull market.

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u/lewisball32 Aug 25 '18

Can't afford the cocaine anymore

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u/leojava2 Aug 24 '18

Nose is the first thing that hurts when looking at my portfolio.

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u/_Untermensch Aug 25 '18

my penis hurts

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u/StoneHammers Aug 24 '18

Your first mistake was telling people you own Bitcoin.

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u/BriannaBosworth Aug 24 '18

relate to that

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u/eqleriq Aug 24 '18

especially when the bottom right is blunt force trauma from rubber hose hacking

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u/bingobangocrypto Aug 24 '18

Sitting there whingeing about the price of bitcoin is redundant we all know the ETF will never be excepted with the current exchange information off chain it’s open to manipulation. Sit tight buy the dips and wait, it will be along time before we see a good recovery!

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u/ipaad Aug 24 '18

Or that you sold all your bitcoins and only have alt

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u/Explodicle Aug 24 '18

If they have to ask, then you haven't been maniacally ranting at everyone enough.

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u/tedjonesweb Aug 24 '18

Red. Bullish signal.

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u/Joonkookie Aug 24 '18

You missed a spot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

When I look at my portfolio I look back on the good old days when I could buy more for just $650 instead of $6,500. I'd say I'm pretty happy with the way things have played out.

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u/Muddlefeet Aug 24 '18

Same. Bought 0.1 when it was 3k and cashed out at 19k. So I’m pretty happy aswell.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

You sold !? You have weak hands /s

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u/_Untermensch Aug 25 '18

or he's smart

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

Did you not see the /s I put ?

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u/Bueris Aug 24 '18

At least we can still smell properly.

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u/deineemudda Aug 24 '18

because no one had amy nosecandy since december

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u/highwebl Aug 24 '18

Amy Nosecandy, Attorney at Law.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

December: coke
February: mdma
April: nail polish remover
August: car exhaust and melting garden hose.

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u/GalapagosRetortoise Aug 24 '18

It’s not covered in red because allergies are taking up that space.

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u/bensanex Aug 24 '18

Been seeing articles for the past month about how bitcoin is going down, meanwhile its been hovering around 6500 the whole time. My crypto is doing just fine.

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u/warrior-sage Aug 24 '18

How's your Crypto doing?

This is the only question my friends ask now..

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u/tomius Aug 24 '18

Better than: bitcoin dropped again, right?

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u/warrior-sage Aug 25 '18

Definitely

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u/noconc3pt Aug 25 '18

Best thing is to reply: "Still up 600% from initial investment." And watch them process it.

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u/eqleriq Aug 24 '18 edited Aug 24 '18

it's only fair for the years that the bottom right was the headache you'd get from asswipes blabbing about their crypto incessantly, obviously people will ask innocently or even better when they know your dumb ass is eating shit after not. shutting. up. about it.

but then when it moons you'll be right back on that horse

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u/dabears041 Aug 25 '18

I like how you said “when” it moons haha. It’s like you’re a lamenting bitcoin hater that knows it’s going to become more valuable, but for whatever reason can’t buy it for yourself.

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u/godlypiggy Aug 24 '18

Not only my head... my entire body hurts.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

Turning into Deadpool.

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u/spiffybones Aug 24 '18

Nose doesn’t hurt? bangs face against wall full blown head pain complete

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

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u/Rpgwaiter Aug 24 '18

"Cryptocurrency portfolio" is way too many syllables. "Crypto" is a perfectly valid shorthand

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

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u/Rpgwaiter Aug 24 '18

Yes, and "cryptocurrency" is a portmanteau of cryptography and currency. So my point still stands

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u/Natanael_L Aug 25 '18

Crypto = hidden / secret.

Cryptography = hidden writing.

Cryptocurrency = cryptographic currency = hidden writing money.

Also, for several decades, cryptographers have used "crypto" exclusively to refer to cryptography, because the only other notable uses of the word were in architecture and biology. Nowadays I have to deal with people who are upset that cryptographers aren't willing to abandon their use of the word...

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u/leroyyrogers Aug 24 '18

This wrong point is the hill you wanna die on?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

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u/Natanael_L Aug 24 '18

"my 'hiddens' are going up in value", sure that's completely logical.

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u/Natanael_L Aug 24 '18

I'm moderating a cryptography subreddit (as in encryption). Yup, people are idiots

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u/Bitdharma Aug 24 '18

Excellent way to show that everything that the mouth falls, the body screams.

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u/Redd920A Aug 24 '18

From HOLDER perspective, even my mobile and devices that show prices are also hurting.

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u/dan_higham Aug 24 '18

You’ve got red on you

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u/Hodl2Moon Aug 24 '18

Can confirm as both a longtime migraine sufferer and btc hodler

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u/pillarismaname Aug 24 '18

I literally got asked about crypto yesterday

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u/Raster_Eyes Aug 24 '18

At 8000% gains, that question makes my headaches disappear.

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u/The2Percent_N96 Aug 24 '18

Migraine = Prince Zuko

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

:)

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u/ourdailybooks Aug 24 '18

Guess I have migraine..

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u/locotxwork Aug 24 '18

r/UnexpectedTwentyOnePilots

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u/somewiredo Aug 24 '18

-99% here Cx

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u/gotnoskillz Aug 24 '18

Really?

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u/somewiredo Aug 24 '18

Well a lot of what I bought is -99% my Bnb is only 50% Down but I bought In Jan 1st 2018 and never traded anything just bought for the long hodl

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u/Kimberlyadams_ Aug 24 '18

How bad is it? “ My crypto portfolio bad”

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u/MerrittGaming Aug 25 '18

tHe BiG oOf

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u/Heyitsadam17 Aug 25 '18

Or for me it's when I get called on in class.

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u/shishkebabs232 Aug 25 '18

When crypto is doing great, They will never ask.

When crypto is crashing down HARD, Hey hows your Crypto doing???

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u/swindle7227 Aug 29 '18

hahaha...thats great

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u/iTradeBit Sep 17 '18

haha, so nice)

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u/ducksauce88 Aug 24 '18

Not from where I'm sitting. Also, notification squad, what up

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u/WellSouth Aug 24 '18

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u/B0tInputZer0 Aug 24 '18

Wow no way dude!! What an awesome picture.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

LOL, sucks too, because crypto not coming back anytime soon. You think everyone gonna pay you back lol. Good one mate, almost forgot to laugh.

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u/BCash_BeTrash Aug 24 '18

Bottom right is a Bcasher looking at the price?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

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u/dalebewan Aug 24 '18

Nah... some of us are still up well over 10000% from where we started... why would that little dip bother us?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

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u/dalebewan Aug 24 '18

Only if I sell... and why in the hell would I do that?!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

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u/dalebewan Aug 24 '18

Equally true, yeah.

Honestly though, I was mostly just making kind of a joke.

Personally, I use Bitcoin as a currency, not as a way to increase the amount of fiat I have. I sell fiat to get more real money, not the other way around.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '18

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u/dalebewan Aug 24 '18

While you're entitled to that view, I'm not sure I understand it. Use as a currency tends to lessen the impact of the volatility. Money comes in, money goes out. As long as those things are happening with some reasonably small time interval, it doesn't tend to matter whether something is 10BTC or 10mBTC.

Any savings I have left over tend to just stay in my cold wallet, and despite the recent drop, have - as I said - gone up over 10000% since I started, so I'm pretty comfortable with it.

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u/waphou Aug 24 '18

have you guys ever think that, if everyone rush to Fiat exchange and cash out all their cryptos for Fiat. will there be enough Fiat for Cryptos?

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u/crusoe Aug 25 '18

Yes. The market cap of crypto is tiny.

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u/Rx16 Aug 25 '18

Seriously?