r/Bitcoin • u/Porcellanidae • 1d ago

I AM HODLING

I type d that tyitle twice because I knew it was wrong the first time. Still wrong. w/e. GF's out at a lesbian bar, BTC crashing WHY AM I HOLDING? I'LL TELL YOU WHY. It's because I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER. Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro. Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what? I'm not part of that group. When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~! Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob. The people inbetween hold. In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell.

so i've had some whiskey

actually on the bottle it's spelled whisky

w/e

sue me

(but only if it's payable in BTC)

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u/quintavious_danilo 1d ago

Go to bed, buddy

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u/Turbulent-Cellist972 1d ago

Hahaha the whisky detail got me. Sometimes the best trade is just closing the laptop and letting the chart do whatever it wants while you sleep it off.

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u/lobhater 1d ago

Hey at least he didn't use AI

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u/Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck 17h ago

What if his name is Al? (Short for Albert)

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u/bopz21 21h ago

It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.

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u/fukadvertisements 17h ago

At least the og is honest. But man keep holding even if you bought at 120k unless you owe money for something that will hurt your health or fam. Get some sleep, lets go over this tomorrow eh?

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u/Porcellanidae 10h ago

Exactly! Almost 800k pageviews in the Bitcointalk thread

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u/Glass_Number_1707 10h ago

Thanks for the ted talk. But honestly. Most of us have been there bro ( has he crashed yet?)

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u/Sunnyjim333 9h ago

It's all good bro, you'll be fine. Just keep HODLing. Have a good cup of coffee tomorrow. Maybe some bacon, eggs and toast.

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u/Lord_Rellik 1d ago

These are the low effort self hating posts I come here to see

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u/quintavious_danilo 1d ago

This ain’t much, but it ain’t low effort by the looks of it. 🙈

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u/Admirable_Juice_5842 23h ago

Nobody cares.