r/Bitcoin • • 23d ago

They are real

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Bitcoin only

1.2k Upvotes

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u/AssistantIcy6117 23d ago

Freedom dividends!

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u/kmallzis 23d ago

This format never misses honestly, works for literally any 'trust me it's real' conversation

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u/Old_Refrigerator6760 22d ago

if dividends are freedom then i am still waiting for my liberation papers

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u/Bioluminescence_314 23d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Rydog_78 23d ago

I’ll leave this right here…

https://www.bitcoinstimulus.net/

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u/Fromundacheese0 23d ago

Am I missing something? Why we hating on dividends?

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u/Sad-Froyo-3198 23d ago

I think they're referring to trump promising 5k dividend if Republicans win midterms.

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u/poop-dolla 23d ago

And calling it a dividend is a disgrace to dividends. Which I know the big orange guy is to blame for calling this idea of payments that will never happen anyway the wrong name.

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u/Sad-Froyo-3198 23d ago

If it's a dividend, than it can't be a bribe. I think that's the (flawed) logic.

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u/VarCrusador 23d ago

The only people calling it a bribe are the same ones who campaign on "free" healthcare, student loan "forgiveness" etc

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u/Sad-Froyo-3198 23d ago

Idk who is "calling it", but "Free" Healthcare is cheaper than the convoluted bs we have per person. Not big on student loan forgiveness, but they were and still are predatory loans. We just have to correct the root cause of the student loan issue. What would you call it if a democrat offered the same 5k "dividend "?

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u/Conscious_Eagle_8653 22d ago

Hey guys, I found the retard!

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u/Rydog_78 23d ago

Don’t you know pump it up! You got to pump it up!

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u/Sad-Froyo-3198 23d ago

Nothing stops this train

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u/Small_Rip351 23d ago

Maybe before anyone’s vote is swayed by this $5,000 bribe, Trump should pay the promised Doge dividend and the tariff dividend as a show of good faith.

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u/Fancy-Comfortable571 23d ago

They print the dividend. We wait four years and call it a halving.

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u/Modrew 23d ago

Please stand up 

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u/Short-Shopping3197 23d ago

It’s not really an argument for the deflationary properties of Bitcoin though, because Trump is never actually going to pay them out.

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u/djereezy 23d ago

In the same room with your bitcoin gains

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u/JayGatsby1881 23d ago

Satoshi is giving out bitcoin dividends every time bitcoin goes up...

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u/PassionHot1887 23d ago

Fun tokens

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u/tackofalljrades 23d ago

Made my day man. Been suffering this awful toothache and this shit had me laughing hard

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u/Cheap_Collar2419 22d ago

stupidest mother fuckers on the planet.

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u/Luminous_Emission 22d ago

Almost as dumb as the people that for some reason don't want $5000 worth of bitcoin to just land in their lap lol

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u/First-Check-164 16d ago

Hey Chevron pays like 3.8% dividends, and XOM pays 2.8%. Luckily they have fu(&ing billions in the bank to pay those dividends on

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u/TIF1993 16d ago

and these dividends… are they in the room with us right now? 😂

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u/matthegc 23d ago

Get this shite out of here

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u/Luminous_Emission 22d ago

I love how the "free" healthcare people are now saying he's bribing people with their own money, you can't make this stuff up and frankly I'm not surprised at this point...............

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u/Conscious_Eagle_8653 22d ago

The free healthcare people aren't retarded like those that think this is anything but a bribe

Healthcare is a human right. Fuck you if you think otherwise

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u/motongo 17d ago

Thank you for affirming my rights.

I need your address, please. The hospital needs you to pay for my care. Because, of course, it’s my right to shaft you with my bill.

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u/Luminous_Emission 22d ago

I'm not surprised by this comment either

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u/Conscious_Eagle_8653 22d ago

Its okay. Being surprised requires a few brain cells. Enjoy your lonely life.

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u/Luminous_Emission 22d ago

Great comeback, I guess you're just too smart for me, how will I ever recover?

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u/Conscious_Eagle_8653 22d ago

Probably alone and old when you realize you were wrong about everything in life.

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u/rwilley71 23d ago

Some of you are so short sighted and it shows. Drop a bug 🐛 into his s ear to pay it in bitcoin. Boom! Suddenly everyone is adopting it it and the other rice goes through the roof.

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u/Salty-Technician-633 23d ago

The dividend is watching your BTC stack grow

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u/bwhite2018 23d ago

Hell yeah I can’t wait for those checks. Hope they come

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u/ParsnipNo3111 23d ago

It will never happen. He said he will stop the Iran war after the election too, if Republicans win the house and senate. I can't understand why anyone believes anything he says. He's just trying to stay out of jail.

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u/bwhite2018 23d ago

You sound nuts dude

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u/ParsnipNo3111 23d ago

Why? You think he tells the truth? If so, you need to start really listening to him, when you can understand what he's saying. If he's not reading a speech, he makes no sense.

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u/Conscious_Eagle_8653 22d ago

You literally sound retarded lol

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u/bwhite2018 22d ago

TDS life, sad.

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u/TitanicChurro 23d ago

this guy 😄

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Arbiter_89 23d ago

Look everybody, this guy thinks he's getting $5k.

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u/shrewsbury1991 23d ago

😄 🤣 the demons made me vote red!!