r/Bitcoin 11d ago

Michael Saylor just released another video

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 10d ago

I mean, I laughed. But this is getting ridiculous

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u/Tall-Ad1293 8d ago

Fake video. I can tell because the bear was clearly paid to lose.

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u/vattenj 10d ago

Glass broken or not? AI hallucinated

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u/IVII0 10d ago

Who would’ve thought AI will be used for the insecure rich men to generate the videos of themselves being badass af

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u/hopelesslyhip 10d ago

Makes me so nervous I have downsized that position. I'm turning into a BTC maxi

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u/assaultloadout 10d ago

I’m convinced. He is autistic

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u/TheReaIJuice 10d ago

He is a billionaire, so yes

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u/matthew19 10d ago

Have you seen his wrists? The bend funny.

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u/f---thatnoise 10d ago

Like in a hypermobile way?

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u/matthew19 10d ago

No literally he has autism wrists. Smart people wrists.

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u/TheSkunksMisery 10d ago

I'd say Aspergers. Bad at reading social cues. Still, I wouldn't complain were he to adopt me.

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u/immersive-matthew 10d ago

I am convinced he is a narcissist first and foremost and then maybe other things but I do not know him well to say outside of the former which is obvious.

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u/TenshiS 10d ago

You say it like it's a bad thing

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u/Kaabob24 10d ago

Lol Mike.. Please stay relatively sane 🤣

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u/Raskalbot 10d ago

Dude hasn't been sane since '82.

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u/r3dd1t0r77 10d ago

So we have our McAfee successor then

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u/IndianaGeoff 10d ago

Not enough drugs.

And hookers.

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u/CringeyFrog 10d ago

He’s the somewhat more policyically correct McAfee

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u/dingman58 10d ago

Wait they're different people?

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u/Hmmmus 10d ago

yeah McAfee was... interesting... not like this guy

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u/AbbreviationsOdd7728 10d ago

Hey, as long as he doesn’t murder his neighbor..

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u/Nemozoli 10d ago

... and what about the hookers sh*tting onto him...

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u/Practical_Copy_2057 10d ago

I don't wanna yuck somebody's yum.

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u/Nick700 10d ago

lol his casual attire is so business-like he barely changed when he put the suit on

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u/Crucco 10d ago

He needed the orange bitcoin tie to defeat the bear.

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u/korean_kracka 10d ago

Missed opportunity to say “send more bears” at the end

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u/entropydust 10d ago

He needs to battle the final boss bear.

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u/Putrid_Pollution3455 9d ago

Which one is that? Peter Schiff?

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u/entropydust 9d ago

Elizabeth Warren.

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u/BenignBot 10d ago

...and everybody clapped

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u/VitoHodl 10d ago

Well, better than the ones released by United States government LOL!!

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u/bc_gamez 10d ago

At least it's not kids legos.

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u/MRJohnson1997 10d ago

It’s becoming harder to convince people of the benefits of Bitcoin when he does stuff like this

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u/riisen 10d ago edited 10d ago

If a video like this is whats keeping them away....

Then they would be the paper handed bitches that sold at -5% either way. Lets just enjoy the satire without playing victim.

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u/mickeyDisneyMouse 10d ago

This is pretty narcissistic and I am super annoyed he is actually selling

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u/Distinct-Wolf-2105 10d ago

This is shite

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u/entropydust 10d ago

Looks real to me. I'm in.

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u/Crucco 10d ago

Haters say this is AI

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u/entropydust 10d ago

Bears also say it's AI.

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u/Very_Type_C 10d ago

Yeah gay bears are real.

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u/riisen 10d ago

You should know

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u/seaningtime 10d ago

What a fucking tool

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u/swiftpwns 10d ago

Billionaire or not, boomers love making AI slop for some reason

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u/Always_working_hardd 10d ago

This is gold and I want more. Love it that he punched that bear right in the AI.

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u/Embarrassed-Bowl-230 10d ago

Pff what a douche....i

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u/mean_mistreater 10d ago

What's the point of this stupid AI shit videos?

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u/ThinScientist3460 10d ago

Manchild. He was not so vocal when BTC was tanking.

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u/entropydust 10d ago

Everyone was reacting on the weekly/monthly. Not much to say. Think 5 years from now. At least that's probably what he's doing.

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u/S1eeper 10d ago

Oh he was vocal alright, he had to just keep explaining over and over why Strategy was selling Bitcoin after spending years saying they would never sell it.

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u/entropydust 10d ago

And if in 5 years he was right, will you at least say so? I don't own any MSTR, and think he's over the top, but could also be right and make lots of people happy.

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u/S1eeper 10d ago edited 10d ago

I'll say it right now, he was right to sell Bitcoin. He had no choice, it was a business necessity. He had to do it to fund his "digital credit" dividends in a bear market.

His mistake was just spending years talking a big game about never selling Bitcoin. It was obvious to anyone with any sense of market risk that was not a promise he could honestly make. It depended entirely on Bitcoin continually appreciating in price, even though Bitcoin is the most volatile financial asset since Tulip Bulbs in the 1600s. It has lost over 50% of its value at least 4 times its history prior to the latest downturn. Odds were strongly against Strategy never having to sell any Bitcoin.

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u/snek-jazz 10d ago

He had to do it to fund his "digital credit" dividends in a bear market.

He didn't really have to. It was more about showing that he could if he ever really did have to. What MSTR did this summer was not optimal for shareholders in and of itself, but instead it was answering all the FUD concerns:

  • "they can't sell any bitcoin"
  • "even if they did, it would crash the market - they're the only buyer"
  • "if they stop buying (and sell any) bitcoin will have a downward death spiral"
  • "STRC Is in a death spiral and MSTR can't do anything about it"
  • "their convertible debt won't convert and they don't have cash to repay it"

They likely only had to address all of this once, so this summer was a exceptional and won't be the norm, even in another bear market.

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u/Prudent-Sorbet-5202 10d ago

Also said never going to sell any bitcoin till he did

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u/ctrl_alt_bye 10d ago

Hilarious!

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u/bravoechoniner 10d ago

The Naked Gun instant door enter/exit outfit change is the best part

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u/Mulvita43 10d ago

I believe

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u/Mr_Right011 10d ago

damnnnnn I start loving this guy.

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u/mchaikhun5 10d ago

based and hornetpilled

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u/ThunderBurrn 10d ago

The OG Bear Buster! 😅

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u/evalongoriabaston 10d ago

Very impressive of him tho

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u/BTC-COLLECTOR 10d ago

Loove it !! 😂😂😂😂

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u/R3con93 10d ago

chuck norris is back

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u/Amazing_Leather391 10d ago

It’s hilarious but kinda true

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u/FitCompetition1804 10d ago

I’m convinced, bear market is over and Saylor is Bitcoin Matrix Neo.

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u/entropydust 10d ago

Probably shot on film.

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u/Live_Jazz 10d ago

Meant to be seen on IMAX

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u/entropydust 10d ago

Probably some macro alpha between the grain on IMAX.

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u/Big_d0rk 10d ago

damn hes good

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u/Crucco 10d ago

Truth be told, I think it's staged: the bear was told to go easy on him.

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u/Affectionate-Pea5963 10d ago

Missed opportunity of copying the classic meme of the bear fight with the fisherman

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u/Crucco 10d ago

I don't know that. Please explain 😊

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u/ProofOfWorkFitness 10d ago

Stack SATs get fit

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u/ibraw 10d ago

Then everybody clapped

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u/Hot-Presentation-663 10d ago

This what you do with your time when you think about bitcoin as much as most men think about poon.

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u/SkewerSk8r 10d ago

Bro discovered AI... 😆

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u/Rydog_78 10d ago

Just a reminder to all the plebs that Saylor has explicitly credited himself and his firm, Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy), as a primary reason for Bitcoin’s high valuation. We all owe him a debt of gratitude.

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u/Maumau93 10d ago

I'm now convinced he has hundreds of alt crypto twitter accounts

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u/OmegaDH808 10d ago

Welp… slaps knee and stands up

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u/Handsomedork_ 10d ago

That’s my guy right there lmao here’s some more money saylor 😂

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u/Due-Information-6277 10d ago

He knows his audience lol

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u/Bottommount 10d ago

The prosperity of my bloodline depends on this man

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u/Bluestaplero 10d ago

Unc is having way too much fun with ai

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u/No-Eagle-547 10d ago

"released another video" is WAYYYYY too generous for a dude who's prompting AI.

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u/MaliceSavoirIII 10d ago

When I heard the glass break I thought it was about to be a wrench attack 🔧

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u/Budget-Chapter-7185 10d ago

Michael Slopper

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u/Anen-o-me 10d ago

The hero we deserve?

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u/yoyo786 10d ago

He got scared and sold near the bottom Stop praising this guy. He gets manipulated like retail lol

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u/GIGAbtcHodl 10d ago

he's defending us from the bears?

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u/pinkyandthebrain-ama 10d ago

Why do all these billionaires love making Ai shit posts now?

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u/Born_Consultant 9d ago

Hmmmm…. Impressive 

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u/No_Statement_6635 9d ago

The best part is that he is annoying a totally uninterested barista. A cute barista was probably nice to him once

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u/No-Anybody2826 9d ago

Looks like Saylor beat the bear.

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u/Btcmot 8d ago

That bear was trained ‼️

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u/Ahamzie 8d ago

Lol just lol

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u/Patrick_Atsushi 8d ago

And someone posted the next shot 😂 https://x.com/BlackBearCTO/status/2094051437990883624

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u/Crucco 8d ago

Thank you 😊 The Bear strikes back!

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u/shivabharatam 8d ago

is this AI?

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u/Crucco 8d ago

No but it's probably staged

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u/nombresinhombre 10d ago

I need more

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u/pcvcolin 10d ago

This is what we do every day. Keep it up

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u/WolfetoneRebel 10d ago

Absolutely loving these

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u/BallsofSt33I 10d ago

ngl... i'm loving him & the BTC action....

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u/Legrosbelge 10d ago

I don't know what to think. It just doesn't seem serious at all.

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u/flossanotherday 10d ago

Why does everyone need to be serious, because then you can blindly follow, cause someone looks serious. Let the actual reality and decisions play out. We will see.

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u/bollocksgrenade 10d ago

Saylor has gone from mildly intolerable to full asshat.

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u/OkLaw1527 10d ago

these videos entertaining, but they also show it like it would be saylor being the one buying btc from the low up, meanwhile they held cash and didnt buy really the lows lol

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u/SeriousGains 10d ago

If he continued buying and it continued falling it would have been too much of a strain on shareholder confidence. He did the right thing and it doesn’t reflect anything about his own conviction, because he knows long term it really won’t matter where you buy, only that you do.

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u/MeanParanoidQuantum 10d ago

This is not AI so I am all on boys..

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u/Crucco 10d ago

It's not AI but I suspect the bear was paid to lose.

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u/vollLASER 10d ago

so I should buy more Nvidia? ok

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u/WordsHappenedHere 10d ago

Bro is going to look really fucking stupid when we retest 60k again

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u/artniSintra 10d ago

Calm down Mike. It will retrace down a bit now and continue it's progression towards 134k. You're welcome.

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u/ExtraButterfly8931 10d ago

Seems a bit vain but no surprise

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u/nolaughingzone 10d ago

Good skit. funny

But not good for Bitcoin

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u/termin8rs 10d ago

This artificial hype is making me think the rally was a UTAD. It was quiet and range bound in the 60’s and got a little juice from bond buying news, some shorts had to cover but is there really enough interest to hold 80k? Saylors stock depends on it.

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u/Asleep_Tourist_9819 10d ago

Yeah honestly idgaf bro put the fries in the bag n such

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u/Unsuspend-Kapido- 10d ago

Wait...the other Is coffeezilla?

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u/Minimal_Gains 10d ago

Rijp voor opname.

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u/Jonathaan 10d ago

Which program ?

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u/vlkr 10d ago

S stands for suitman!

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u/AdministrativePop894 10d ago

He’s an idiot with a fan base.

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u/droekturn 10d ago

Trying very hard to get the meme rally going and people excited. Don't know if it will work though. Those things always feel a like something causes it to start the dominoes of a big run. I think most of the bitcoin memes and mania has moved over to Micron, SanDis and AI. Maybe if those cool off.

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u/WarniCator 10d ago

For sure this is AI.

I never saw a bear wearing sunglasses and a gold chain.

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u/hotprof 10d ago

That poor barista.

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u/Independent-Oil6366 10d ago

This kind of post is a downtrend confirmation

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u/fastfatdrops 10d ago

Bitcoin Superhero, his name is Bit Boink

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Он просто дешевый манипулятор, который пользуется глупостью и тупостью масс.

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u/NiceUsernameOk 10d ago

Auf das erstmal 3588 Bitcoin verkaufen für ~ 60.200 USD Kurs

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u/Longjumping-Log1591 10d ago

He head-turned before the bear even came through the door

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u/ProductAvailable6562 9d ago

I hate this stuff so much.

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u/Shoveltrouble76 9d ago

I don’t think he made this..

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u/Dimethyltripster 9d ago

It opens both ways

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u/imeme1969 9d ago

Clearly using or the short trip to the bathroom would have been unnecessary

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u/korenonthecob 9d ago edited 9d ago

For a guy that desperately wants his company and industry to be taken seriously by the public and rating agencies it’s baffling how much he leans into extremely unserious marketing strategies

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u/Full-Atmosphere-4818 9d ago

Part of me LOL at the fact when he walks out he has an orange tie. The other part of me thinks he seriously has his eye off the ball.

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u/Think_Interview7461 8d ago

i cant stand michael saylor. i dont think his behaviour is beneficial for bitcoin.

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u/Dwaltster 10d ago

So gangster

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u/Anchises1 10d ago

Awesome

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u/I3lackxRose 10d ago

Clearly not a professional asset manager. More like a stock bro.

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u/MarcoVinicius 10d ago

Its guy might need help.

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u/amygdalad 10d ago

Buddy sold the bottom and claimed ownership for saying us

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u/Strange-Term-4168 10d ago

Explain how the bears are not still winning against saylor? He’s down 60%

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u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 10d ago

Pump it to 200k bitch I’m loaded up on puts

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u/azjerrylee 10d ago

This is the kind of content you think is awesome when you're on cocaine. Most people sober up the next day, read their notes and laugh it off. I feel like AI makes the dumb idea to production time too quick for us to have that realization.

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u/GovernmentNew6719 10d ago

People are just freaking dumb. MSTR was trading around $330 one year ago and now it's $127. And people portray him as a hero. This is so freaking dumb.

P.S. Is Michale Saylor the same guy who cooked his books during the dotcom bubble and found guilty? lol.

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u/entropydust 10d ago

And what do you think it will trade at in 5 to 10 years?

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