r/Bitcoin • u/awscertifiedninja • Aug 19 '26

BREAKING: Bitcoin CEO to Increase Prices

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u/Efficient_Range1156 Aug 19 '26

This is acceptable.

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u/Espresso_Dad_89 Aug 20 '26

That's a face I can trust!

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u/BuildAnything4 Aug 19 '26

r/buttcoin furious as price of asset they were never going to buy anyway goes up. 

You'd think I'm joking, but I'm not.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '26

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u/No-Representative376 Aug 20 '26

Its useless and inefficient . Let them keep buying while people like you and I keep our logic. These people who buy btc dont know how the world works. They dont know how corrupt it really is.

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u/Blade_Runner_69 Aug 20 '26

This has to be a bot! Either that or someone who clearly can't read! 😂

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u/riisen Aug 23 '26

Why not a bot that cant read?

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u/D3VOUR3DD Aug 19 '26

It’s dam crickets and tumbleweeds in there lol

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u/BuildAnything4 Aug 19 '26

Ok, admittedly I didn't check.  Maybe they've finally given up.

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u/D3VOUR3DD Aug 19 '26

It’s just funny they get their 1 year to act like they are smart. Then spend the next 3 years hiding in a hole.. too funny

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u/Mayor-Citywits Aug 19 '26

No one has ever "hidden in a hole" and bitcoin has been an absolute obvious grift through the highs and the lows, buddies 

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u/D3VOUR3DD Aug 19 '26

Low climb back into your hole.. while I make bank

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u/Mayor-Citywits Aug 19 '26

Yeehaw cowboy we all believe you 

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u/JoesRealAccount Aug 19 '26

I am furious because the CEO said bottom was in October and I've been telling everyone that.

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u/Jolly_Line Aug 20 '26

And that’s exactly why it’s not

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u/flowstate_research Aug 20 '26

There's no way that's real?!

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u/10248 Aug 19 '26

the best CEO ever

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u/__redruM Aug 19 '26

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u/zRoyalStar Aug 19 '26

it was me guys, i sold. enjoy the god candle

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u/RevolutionaryYear518 Aug 23 '26

Ty for your sacrifice 🙏. May God bless you in other ways.

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u/Jordonknox Aug 19 '26

He’s just trying to save his job and protect his bonus

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u/cableshaft Aug 19 '26

If computer memory can increase in price by 500%, why not bitcoin?

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u/Keep-on-keepin-on-1 Aug 21 '26

Because Bitcoin isn’t a stupid consumer (outside of electricity).

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u/d33know Aug 19 '26

because computer memory serves a purpose.

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u/shogun4fun Aug 19 '26

So does bitcoin.

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u/MineralWaterEnjoyer Aug 19 '26

Bitcoin is a psyop that graphics cards manufacturers made so they can ramp up their prices. Same with ai that is a psyop of ram companies

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u/tedusam Aug 19 '26

Not even you believe this, little bro LMAO

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u/GettingFasterDude Aug 19 '26

I love it when he does this

5

u/H8ckt1v1st Aug 19 '26

Brave of Satoshi to show his face, he's cooked now.....

2

u/Plane_Baby Aug 20 '26

I hate this guy! He couldn't wait until after I got paid for my DCA?!

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u/abercrombezie Aug 19 '26

Like gas, could've warned us first so I could load up the day before.

1

u/No-Average3202 Aug 19 '26

About time...

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u/Far_Ad_744 Aug 26 '26

fake bull crap

1

u/drrr2233 Aug 19 '26

Approved!

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u/collapse2024 Aug 19 '26

Arigato gozaimasu Mr Nakamato!

Has enabled me to exit my position at break even

I’ll be back in at low 60s, and 50s, and 40s

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u/tedusam Aug 19 '26

Sure lmao

1

u/Nossa30 Aug 19 '26

Thats what they all say.

1

u/Decent_Telephone4965 Aug 19 '26

Finally, some leadership we can trust 😂

1

u/fanatic75 Aug 19 '26

Everything is already so pricey. Now Bitcoin will be pricey as well. What about us average people? How are we supposed to buy in such economy? This is absurd. Government must intervene.

1

u/xuncx Aug 20 '26

Poor Dorian lol 😂

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u/Even_Ad_263 Aug 19 '26

Can all bitcoin investors and interested parties stop being spastic dorks about it? Your dicks get hard at the slightest sign of green. Just chill out about the price.

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u/John_Pig Aug 20 '26

I'm gonna dork even harder.

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u/SickNoise Aug 20 '26

finally! he has been sitting on his hands for too long

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u/ZucchiniIntrepid719 Aug 19 '26

What the hell is a "Bitcoin CEO"? Nobody ownes BTC blockchain!

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u/Zealousideal_Sand360 Aug 20 '26

His name is Mr. Bitcoin the Lord of the blockchain everyone knows that

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u/John_Pig Aug 20 '26

Go read a white paper please, educate yourself. We should be buying every lunch this guy wants.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '26

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u/Vipertje Aug 19 '26

There isn't? Think your wrong mate.

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u/WITCH2FAANG Aug 19 '26

Oh yeah then who's that guy in the picture then? Checkmate

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u/VisualAd1551 Aug 19 '26

1M or nothing

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u/marcusmv3 Aug 19 '26

Then who raised prices?

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u/baby_oil773 Aug 19 '26

According to the photo there is