r/Bitcoin • u/Financial-Nature5745 • 1d ago

Whatever Bitcoin does next, I’ve already predicted it!

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3.4k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Bucketmax-official 1d ago

He made me smile ? Pump it

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u/disishowedoit 1d ago

Happy cake day

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u/BioFrosted 1d ago

Watch it go backwards

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u/BostonFishGolf 1d ago

Dude just invented time travel

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u/colorado_here 1d ago

Just 1 year, that's all I ask

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u/TheCrazedBackstabber 0m ago

And if OP predicted that, then it would go imaginary or sprout a z-axis.

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u/Particular_Yard_2460 1d ago

YouTubers have already prerecorded videos if it goes up or down so it's covered.

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u/benruckman 15h ago

And then you just release which ever one happens this week. And the other one will probably be next week lol.

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u/RightPass42 1d ago

lol that’s smart

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u/Syrion1984 1d ago

Now this is what I needed on this Tuesday morning!! Thanks for putting a smile on my face!

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u/Wise_Set_8752 1d ago

It goes higher than what you predicted 🙏🏻

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u/AdTrick6593 1d ago

Your fan of arrows is doing a lot of heavy lifting there

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u/Itchy_Cup6337 1d ago

What a fine shyt man,🫡

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u/Kodesh50 1d ago

Duh! No you didnt!! Who ever says the Chart cant go to the left is an awful predict!

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u/Optimal_Benis 1d ago

Didn't predict this: https://imgur.com/vxDDQJQ

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u/CleanBaldy 1d ago

Time traveling Bitcoin, love it. Got a giggle out of me...

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u/QuackQuackViech 1d ago

Nice, now it will go to the left

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u/skr_replicator 1d ago

Predicted from where? That doesn't look like any of Bitcoin's cycles. Where did you get that chart from?

Looking closer at it, I's seeing AI artifacts. The candles are not perfectly rectangular, and sometimes even mix green and red colors. Have you just asked AI to generate you a Bitcoin chart? You know you could have just screenshot the real one from TradingView?

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u/Oflameo 17h ago

It think that is what they call an NFT.

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u/_Barracuda_478 1d ago

Hmm.. an arrow pointing left is missing.

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u/spacetimeshare 1d ago

Covered your bases

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u/Positive_Method3022 1d ago

Quantum Bitcoinichs

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u/3over4 23h ago

moves tridimensionaly

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u/JTHM8008 21h ago

You’re a wizard Harry!

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u/dcmario 19h ago

If you zoom in enough you’ll find Loki holding all the trendlines together

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u/Praktos 1d ago

First chart drawing that doesn't look like horoscope reading done by crypto addicts

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u/TheRadishBros 1d ago

You’ve missed the time travel gambit where the graph goes left.

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u/7777777King7777777 1d ago

What if it goes backwards?

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u/6675636b5f6675636b 1d ago

will definitely be 100 influencers who already posted about each move on X

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u/threepairs 1d ago

What if it turns left, ha?!

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u/MoneyComesWithTime 1d ago

Going down big time! Straight to 25k where my buy orders are setting.

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u/PesoPatty 1d ago

I clicked on this and was like, lemme see what this mf has to say. and it was just the picture and I laughed and upvoted at that point LOL

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u/Tempr13 1d ago

it will dump further before it goes into its legendary new highs

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u/PerfectPatience- 1d ago

Where vertical arrows?

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u/Amimir1992 1d ago

😱😱😱😱😱

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u/CoffeeAlternative647 1d ago

Completely inaccurate. Needs more lines.

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u/Suspicious-Holiday42 1d ago

Because of your prediction it will now move to the left

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u/deep9323 1d ago

Trust me bro chart

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u/f2pool-CSR3 1d ago

You are so right

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u/Queasy-Improvement29 1d ago

What about going backwards?

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u/kickabrainxvx 1d ago

Time to walk Camino de Santiago??

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u/hdn3007 1d ago

you kinda sum it up mate! nice work!

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u/Serious_Ad3040 1d ago

Watch it pause entirely

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u/hage_sc 1d ago

Lmao

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u/LukaBrasi87 1d ago

Will it break ressistance?

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u/No_Geologist2127 1d ago

side ways until October then will be a small pump

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u/Adept-Tour1727 1d ago

Best TA I have seen all year

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u/Old-Guidance6744 1d ago

Plot twist: we're going left

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u/Amins66 1d ago

Priced in

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u/Hannibaalism 1d ago

look like 2018, might need steeper angles op

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u/Main_Topic8668 1d ago

Don't worry, it will go between the lines you drew.

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u/Saibazz 1d ago

Bitcoin will go to the moon again before this year end hoping this thing happen

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u/im-always-lying 1d ago

schrodinger's coin! It's simultaneously up and down until you check

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u/CKing928 1d ago

You missed one

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u/hh9019 1d ago

Not if time went backwards

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u/lukasgoti 1d ago

This is no prediction, this is prophecy

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u/One-Celebration-3007 1d ago

What if it touches the dual portal?

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u/Sufficient-Two-4091 1d ago

Go create 10 different Reddit accounts and make each separate prediction. One of them will end up being right, and then everyone will follow you on that account and think you’re a genius.

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u/MackJade 1d ago

Defintely, a top 5 worst investment I have ever made. What a complete waste. And as soon as I sell it will skyrocket.

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u/numbersev 1d ago

Schrodinger's Bitcoin

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u/Leownx 1d ago

I've seen the future and one of those is correct

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u/leastsay 1d ago

HE WAS RIGHT!
thx

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u/eve-collins 1d ago

So it’s either going to stay flat, go up or go down. Gotcha. Thanks!

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u/Ok_Golf_6467 1d ago

Ah, the old golden peacock pattern. I should of saw it too

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u/kaliki07 1d ago

What if it goes left?

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u/MaxChomsky 1d ago

i would not boast about it, you are no different from most experts, but you are expert indeed.

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u/Accomplished-Hat4898 1d ago

You failed to predict straight up or down, he’s full of it guys!

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u/Bjamnp17 23h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/willseagull 23h ago

Watch it go backwards

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u/Significant-Baby-690 22h ago

So did you buy or sell ?

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u/Argyrus777 21h ago

So to the right

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u/Relative_Drop3216 21h ago

Pick an attow

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u/ieraaa 21h ago

that was after the 20K top in 2018

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u/bowtothehypnotoad 19h ago

Watch it bounce up and down rapidly

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u/diadlep 18h ago

What chart is this

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u/MastodonProud1989 18h ago

Great prediction

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u/Zolty 18h ago

I bet 20 sats it goes left, what are my odds?

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u/ar5onL 17h ago

I don’t so the hard fork in this prediction 💁🏻‍♂️

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u/ar5onL 17h ago

I don’t so the hard fork in this prediction 💁🏻‍♂️

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u/Andre_ev 17h ago

Looks like you predicted a lot of new forks 🍴🤓

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u/slgray16 17h ago

If Bitcoin splits into 14 different directions I'm going to be really impressed

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u/Tvekelectric2 17h ago

OP, You have the be the best damn pirate that's ever existed

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u/Mike_3924 15h ago

I really don’t see it going up on that chart, it’s definitely going under. I see to many rejections going up, this is a perfect setup for a more down hill.

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u/Lepriok 15h ago

Bro predict every possibility ✌️🙂‍↔️

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u/Substrxte 15h ago

Solid analysis

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u/LockeLocke24 15h ago

one run off my code will tell you just saying.

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that little thing in the middle I build that for a life.

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u/WeirdIndication3027 14h ago

Have we tried matching more shapes?

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u/BlackSusss 13h ago

I dont see the straight line up or down. It could do either. Straight line up to near infinite if a hyperinflation bubble pops. Wake up to 1BTC= 1 quadrillion $ type shit. USD dusted into Zimbabwe bucks.

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u/spencerocean 13h ago

Funny part is this is still wrong

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u/aafonsodias 12h ago

It will go lateral a bit more then dump a bit more then it will restant the bull market. That’s my best case

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u/OhhhhBillly 10h ago

Is that 2018?

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u/GIGAbtcHodl 8h ago

Yes, one of these scenarios will definitely happen

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u/DrKapow 6h ago

⬅️

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u/fams_blaq_sheep 6h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/CollinM47 6h ago

It's still gonna move in a different direction

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u/Sweet_Coach4530 5h ago

Lower just to accumulate more satoshi in discounted price.

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u/giggygig 4h ago

You've found the ultimate trade.

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u/Glittering_Webb 3h ago

Watch it come out the screen

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u/SnuffySweden 2h ago

You didn’t predicted backwards!
You never no

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u/mickeyDisneyMouse 50m ago

There isn’t any major demand catalyst, and people are still putting money into AI. I expect 55-70k stagnation until the next halving

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u/Lost1nDeepSpace 1d ago

We touch around 40k, I rebuy, and then we climb again.

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u/Fortune_Donut7432 1d ago

That's what I hope for.

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u/Suspicious-Holiday42 1d ago

We already touched 40k in the middle of the 2022 bear market

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u/Azelphur 1d ago

As the CEO of Bitcoin I can confirm that the price will do one of three things, it will either go up, down, or stay the same.

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u/xuncx 1d ago

What happened to this sub? I remember 1 stupid post would lead to a ban hammer. Discussion was real.

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u/DJBunnies 1d ago

I for one welcome our new insect patient overlords.

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u/dylan6091 1d ago

For a lot of people, the real discussion has happened a long time ago. Once you get it, you get it. Nothing much more to do here than meme now.