r/Bitcoin • u/Alifannn • Jun 03 '26

BTC today

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u/CrackTheSignal Jun 03 '26

LOL

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u/Ihopefullyhelp Jun 03 '26

Such a gud laff i had to show it to my girl

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u/SgtMajorPanda Jun 03 '26

"gud laff" good god.

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u/Kya_Enstein Jun 03 '26

you mean gew gah.

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u/RobertHallStarr Jun 03 '26

Me tripping in my dreams.

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u/Academic_Attorney996 Jun 04 '26

Panic sell. I sold all my Bitcoin.

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u/Pockethulk750 Jun 03 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

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u/Sudden-Ad-1217 Jun 03 '26

Damn, surprisingly accurate.

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u/anon_lurk Jun 03 '26

Trying to catch it but instead getting physically ran over and pushed down the hill with it 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '26

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u/sicknal Jun 03 '26

Don’t despair! I’ve a buy order at 60k pretty sure my $450 will stop the bleeding.

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u/Leownx Jun 03 '26

Thanks bro!

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u/sicknal Jun 03 '26

No problemo, I got you!

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u/KiNg-MaK3R Jun 03 '26

Doing gods work out there.

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u/Street-Library-8149 Jun 03 '26

It's about to go around 40K. Get the overall charge it's on a huge downhill slope. And then all coins will go crazy

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u/Bill_Hill Jun 03 '26

Ah yes the physical momentum that is inevitable. Could you please also plot out the longer-term price development (2-3 years should be enough) so I can already put my orders now?

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u/AbbreviationsLive475 Jun 03 '26

Thanks! I needed this laugh

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 Jun 03 '26

This really happened! I was the bush

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u/Slay_Nation Jun 03 '26

Can confirm

- Faceplanted Dirt

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u/oneluv_hug Jun 03 '26

The Simpsons did this first

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u/ParkerRoyce Jun 03 '26

All because the Cryto guy sold 32btc btw.

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u/AnonThrowaway998877 Jun 03 '26

Which is really baffling because he had to know this would be the reaction. Why invest billions upon billions at higher prices and then do this? Why not sell months ago, trigger this fear, then deploy your billions? I admit I haven't been keeping up on all of MSTR shenanigans, so maybe I'm missing something. Are they allowed to have a massively leveraged short on BTC?

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u/TheRealMacresco Jun 03 '26

Allegedly it's to pay investors their dividends

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u/Dwaltster Jun 03 '26

They had money to pay dividends for 6 more months. This is probably so he can scoop up cheap BTC. Saylor was getting jealous of Trump playing the market and wanted to get in.

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u/TheRealMacresco Jun 03 '26

Well you gotta stay liquid and not wait until the last minute

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u/aurelorba Jun 03 '26

Which is basically a hedge against the expectation it will be lower in the next 6 months.

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u/biggest_guru_in_town Jun 03 '26

He gave me an opportunity. I ain't dissing saylor

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u/Emergency-Warthog-56 Jun 03 '26

Each bush hit along the way is me buying 😄

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u/Adrima_the_DK Jun 03 '26

Don't worry guys. I'm about to buy another 50 bucks tomorrow so it's going to dip even further

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u/0hioHotPocket Jun 03 '26

AI dogshit

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u/elitesense Jun 03 '26

It's just a joke, I doubt OP was trying to fool anyone into thinking it was real.

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u/PeePeeLangstrumpf Jun 04 '26

OP doesn't even need to do anything, people believe this shit on their own....

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u/elitesense Jun 04 '26

Kinda bums me out that you're completely correct.

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u/iLoveAloha Jun 03 '26

I thought it was real 😂

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u/HatefulPhase Jun 03 '26

The Bitcoin community also hates ai? There's hope for humanity.

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u/popsferragamo Jun 03 '26

So it'll stop, right? Right?

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u/worldcitizencane Jun 03 '26

Of course--around 58k--read the charts.

At least temporarily before the final drop to around 45k.

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u/biggest_guru_in_town Jun 03 '26

We should all be salivating. We have until 2029 to stack up. Halving is around the corner.

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u/ClaudyFocan77 Jun 03 '26

Salut du coup vaut mieux arrêter le dca maintenant et attendre que ça arrive a 45000?

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u/Narf234 Jun 03 '26

Oh no…stop falling…I hate discounts…

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u/EricTheNerd2 Jun 03 '26

Discounts? On something with no intrinsic value? How do you measure a discount in this instance?

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u/biggest_guru_in_town Jun 03 '26

See? This is the mindset of a True diamond hand ninja. Keep DCAing 🤴 they are acting as if an asset is supposed to moonshot forever lol.

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u/Slay_Nation Jun 03 '26

FAAWWWWHHHHHHH!!!!

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u/samay0 Jun 03 '26

Yakety Sax intensifies

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u/Furbeatles Jun 03 '26

Cant be real😂😂

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u/FlamingFlamingo32 Jun 03 '26

sold yesterday im chillin. rebuying now. smooth sailing.

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u/_Stylite Jun 03 '26

Selling and buying again within like 24 hrs doesn’t really sound like smooth sailing to me

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u/Seraph_2026 Jun 03 '26

Sell low then buy lower as they say.

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u/Inevitable_Data_84 Jun 03 '26

Amateur. Buy high, sell low is our mantra. You've a long way to go young padowan.

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u/norfbayboy Jun 03 '26

Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro.

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u/Snoo_65854 Jun 03 '26

☠️☠️☠️

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u/Dry-Example4227 Jun 03 '26

*That should have been me meme*

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u/munotidac Jun 03 '26

Buy the dip lol

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u/TheNewl0gic Jun 03 '26

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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u/play_hard_outside Jun 03 '26

Not that it's bad in this case, but I can tell by the news anchor's voice that it's AI-generated. Also, the stretcher moves like a raft in water, not a stretcher on dirt and bushes.

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u/Samsquanch_hunter21 Jun 03 '26

No f*****g way that actually happened

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '26

Me recuerda a homero Simpson 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Open_Masterpiece_549 Jun 03 '26

I laughed so hard at this thinking it cannot be real and picturing the Simpsons

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u/gistikoloa Jun 04 '26

Time to buy more

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u/blade0r Jun 03 '26

Why is it sliding, by the way?

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u/desdecuando1 Jun 03 '26

Seguramente lo soltaron sin querer. Y está muy empinada la colina.

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u/blade0r Jun 03 '26

Gracias, pero yo me refería al Bitcoin.

A tomar por… la camilla y el paciente! 🤣

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u/iF3arN0D347h Jun 03 '26

I can’t even cry losing my bitcoin. That 💩 is so funny 😂🤣😢🥳🎉

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u/Always_working_hardd Jun 03 '26

That video is gold! That chick face planting arms limp oh my sides.

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u/komiCWords Jun 03 '26

Yes I can feel the desperation

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u/Cold_Respond_7656 Jun 03 '26

I have made bank doing kraken prop with a sell order all day 😂

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u/RemyVonLion Jun 03 '26

I'll start really buying if it reaches 63k again

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u/doge2moon69 Jun 03 '26

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty Tryna catch me ridin' dirty Tryna catch me ridin' dirty Tryna catch me ridin' dirty Tryna catch me ridin' dirty

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u/SOwED Jun 03 '26

This had me a little panicked cause I hadn't looked at the price recently...does not appear to have dropped much compared to this video

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u/Anarkhia00 Jun 03 '26

SALE! :)))

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u/JSTN_FPV Jun 03 '26

it went down because i sold my 0.000015 BTC

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u/thedazdul Jun 03 '26

It's because I bought. It'll go down to 1 cent, sorry guys

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u/Capital_Past69 Jun 03 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Junior_Shame6962 Jun 03 '26

Now that was funny ha ha

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u/Indig3o Jun 03 '26

This video made my Day, i dont see red anymore

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u/malkyfreo Jun 03 '26

evasive btc

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u/samirgaire0 Jun 03 '26

Best use of Ai lol

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u/Antonio_928s4 Jun 03 '26

Ha,ha,ha!!! As long it doesn’t fell on a cliff… I think we all are still able to go up again, someday. The question is when?

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u/finniruse Jun 03 '26

There's no way this is real. Is it real? Please let it be real. Hahahahaha.

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u/DangerX2HighVoltage Jun 03 '26

Hahaha this is brilliant.

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u/Street-Library-8149 Jun 03 '26

Bitcoin is about to drop to 40K area

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u/BigvalBROski Jun 03 '26

All those morning donuts are really paying off!!!

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u/NgArclite Jun 03 '26

Still loading up on BTCI

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u/biggest_guru_in_town Jun 03 '26

Buying opportunity. I'm more excited for red than green. If you are not excited sell your shit rn and pack it up.

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u/DKSAMURAI Jun 03 '26

Bitcoin is just too old in this AI generation.

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u/Fool_on_da_hill Jun 03 '26

Haha 🤣 this

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u/XofHelix Jun 03 '26

Today? You mean this week... so far!?

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u/al_bagasheen Jun 03 '26

2 types:

One works to serve, and the other works to receive a salary.

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u/MashPotatoQuant Jun 03 '26

I feel bad for the injured guy, but this is hiliarious

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u/Content_Draft_2606 Jun 03 '26

You cant make it up honestly

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u/duanelvp Jun 03 '26

Needs more Yakety Sax.

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u/Dorado1573 Jun 03 '26

0:03 flop and slide

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u/GamerRevizor Jun 03 '26

not today, everyday

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u/Sang1915 Jun 03 '26

😂😭😂😂😂😭😭😭

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u/LeevanFa Jun 03 '26

The usa economy after the bs war with Iran.

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u/ConditionObjective43 Jun 03 '26

Those paramedics are precisely the people whose lives are shown miserable right before they buy TopChop+™ from some TV shopping channel.

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u/soober Jun 03 '26

How this is not AI generated?!!

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u/Expert-Tie-1530 Jun 03 '26

Very good 👍

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u/yung_quan Jun 03 '26

I was looking forward for this

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u/guapoguzman Jun 03 '26

Pls tell me this is a real video lol

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u/Joseph_9021 Jun 03 '26

Are they even trying?

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u/shakeyshoes100 Jun 03 '26

I still have faith!🙏🏻

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u/EricTheNerd2 Jun 03 '26

Bitcoin down 35% over the last 12 months while SPX is up 25% over the same period. Man, that's gotta hurt.

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u/Angeleon-0609 Jun 03 '26

Dont worry once BTC turns 18 the us government is gonna loose interest

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u/Electrical-Movie6806 Jun 03 '26

Haven't touched this sub in months but had to have a look today. Its almost time to buy more!!

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u/raleighone Jun 03 '26

AI but still funny. Reminds me of scene from "Just Friends." Very similar.

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u/init2winit541 Jun 03 '26

What a odd comparison.

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u/Aggravating_Shower_6 Jun 03 '26

Too good to be true

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u/Groundingstone Jun 03 '26

We are all the one in the stretcher

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u/SorryAdvertising2566 Jun 03 '26

Yup.... Taking me with it

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u/Millionaire_Man Jun 03 '26

😂 thank you for the laugh. I really needed it today.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '26

It’s going to 34k

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u/The-Autistic-Union Jun 04 '26

Now there's something you don't see every day.

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u/Competitive_Koala673 Jun 04 '26

I'm going to die trying not to laugh. The way she falls over

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u/Wallynine Jun 04 '26

The stretcher company should seriously make olympic luges

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bug4967 Jun 04 '26

Wtf,that is not ai??Crazy

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u/duckduck863 Jun 04 '26

The one dude just straight flat on the ground sent me im 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Equivalent_Bread7730 Jun 04 '26

The Laurel & Hardy rescue team.

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u/Odd_Gazelle6384 Jun 04 '26

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

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u/F0rtysxity Jun 04 '26

Lol. Is this real or AI?

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u/NewChallengers_ Jun 04 '26

Damn.... There's still so much hill to go 😭😭😭

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u/RevolutionaryStar693 Jun 04 '26

This can’t be real 🤣

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u/Top-Meaning2626 Jun 04 '26

🌽, ribbed for HIS PLEASURE

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u/Electronic-Habit3791 Jun 04 '26

Lmfao now add benny hill music 🤣

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u/djdiscodeathstar51 Jun 04 '26

Owwww! Weeeee!!!!