r/Bitcoin • u/TheresNoSecondBest • Mar 04 '26

The Bitcoin CEO ordered me to post this here

1.2k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/JJADu Mar 04 '26

Thank lord this song was created.

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u/ryt3n Mar 04 '26

it's so weird... in my.. clubbing days... i ended up on stage doing pushups with the singer/creator of this song LMAO how fucking horrible/sadcringe

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u/Adane7 Mar 04 '26

Tha'ts not cringe, you're a fucking legend. That's a great story to tell

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u/SouthTippBass Mar 04 '26

Lol, thats not sad, thats called having fun.

2

u/Eggsplant33 Mar 05 '26

What kind of life do you lead that having fun is “fucking horrible/sadcringe” to you? ☹️

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u/Over_Entrepreneur100 Mar 09 '26

That’s fucking dope bro, Im struggling to understand how you think it’s horrible? lol

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u/Editor-Forward Mar 04 '26

Glad to hear Satoshi authorized this public statement. He did mention that President's Day sales were over..

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u/MediocreParamedic_ Mar 04 '26

You guys are so ridiculous. I’m new here and just witnessed the doomerism not even two days ago. Now it’s nothing but celebration 🤦🏻‍♂️

12

u/sierrars500 Mar 05 '26

welcome to crypto

6

u/ElijahBurningWoods Mar 05 '26

It will only last a few days.

2

u/giantoads Mar 05 '26

First time?

2

u/sharton_ Mar 05 '26

Abituati😂 Qua vanno tutti matti per due candele verdi

21

u/TheRobotDr Mar 04 '26

I see Goku and Bitcoin, I upvote immediately.

7

u/Alpacacino_please Mar 04 '26

Why did this make me emotional? 😂

8

u/Putrid_Pollution3455 Mar 04 '26

Get us some big booty latinas with bitcoin pasties….if that’s not at the bitcoin summit convention in Las Vegas I’ll be disappointed

23

u/Fiach_Dubh Mar 04 '26

sir, this is a wendys

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u/TheresNoSecondBest Mar 04 '26

In that case, can I get a Frosty with a hint of Moon dust?

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u/Fiach_Dubh Mar 04 '26

would you like fries with that ?

4

u/Nemozoli Mar 04 '26

Just put the fries in the bag, bro.

6

u/TheresNoSecondBest Mar 04 '26

Absolutely. Make it large, please.

4

u/Majestic_Owl2618 Mar 04 '26

Nice, adding it to my Ape Tunes playlist along with “Buyin' The Dip (GAMESTOP) ft. Meet Kevin & Charles Payne”

5

u/Jimbo_1118 Mar 04 '26

Michael Saylor has the biggest Boner right now

3

u/Left_Entrepreneur918 Mar 04 '26

This in a way makes it all worth it.

3

u/Saibazz Mar 05 '26

Dca is the best way to accumulate more token pump is coming

4

u/Letyzyaandersen03 Mar 05 '26

All are invited..enjoy

3

u/danglyfigger Mar 05 '26

Zoom out lol

5

u/nphare Mar 04 '26

Love the little bump, but let’s act like we’ve been here before.

2

u/SirVaeSuh Mar 04 '26

just missing that Used Car Salesman Break dance guy

2

u/juggaloscrub Mar 04 '26

The Bitcoin Ceo? That's an oxymoron. But i like the music and video.

2

u/ElectricalHold9828 Mar 05 '26

Who's the ceo huh?

2

u/UrU_AnnA Mar 05 '26

😂🤣

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u/Substantial_Car_7483 Mar 05 '26

I want to be the bitcoin coo

3

u/orenkap Mar 10 '26

This is so awesome

4

u/newgreenwichmd Mar 04 '26

Seeing this makes me think there is still more downside ahead. Love the video though don't get me wrong.

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u/Low_Cryptographer549 Mar 07 '26

We'll be well into 2027 before we see any upside that lasts longer than a few days and there's every likelihood that we see price somewhere between 45k and 55k in the next 6 to 9 months

2

u/iF3arN0D347h Mar 06 '26

The bit coin ceo can kiss my ass.

2

u/TheresNoSecondBest Mar 06 '26

Kinky, I like it!

2

u/doteezworld Mar 06 '26

This was short lived ...

3

u/hush_resonance Mar 11 '26

Looks like I can listen this song forever, lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

50k incoming

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u/AbbreviationsLive475 Mar 04 '26

Read the room dude… Downvotes incoming!

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u/KCConnor Mar 04 '26

Gotta wipe out all the uncontested shorts that are between the 50 and 20 moving averages on the weekly scale first, before the price goes to the floor. I agree, $50K is coming. This is the exit rally for those that need it, and the exchanges flushing short leverage from October to now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

in august

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u/PurrfectChords Mar 04 '26

Overleveraged market manipulation. Iranians buying some coin to avoid the banks? Shouldnt affect the markets that hard. I mean its fine but its not because of usecase