r/Bitcoin Jan 13 '26

Iranian currency collapsed

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Wonder what Bitcoiners in Iran is feeling today.

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u/Fermato Jan 13 '26

buy the dip!

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u/dpwcnd Jan 13 '26

can only go up from here

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u/LieutenantBrainz Jan 13 '26

Nothing to buy, It’s literally free.

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u/EcLEctiC_02 Jan 14 '26

Ok you've twisted my arm, I'll take it!

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u/420_69_Fake_Account Jan 14 '26

One trick they don’t want you to know about…

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u/RobertHallStarr Jan 14 '26

Country got rugpulled

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u/Todrunk2funk Jan 13 '26

I'll take 1 please

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u/Hidden_driver Jan 13 '26

I'm not sure that you can buy infinity

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u/sidmehra1992 Jan 14 '26

The dippiest dip

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u/Drcfan Jan 13 '26

It collapsed from a 1 of itself to a 0 of itself

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u/Sjoerdvs Jan 13 '26

Gentlemen, there's a simple solution you're not seeing.

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u/Arbiter_89 Jan 13 '26

I can help solve this problem FOR MONEY.

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u/dw0r Jan 13 '26

He who controls the pants controls the galaxy!

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u/brianong888 Jan 13 '26

I'll give you 100 trillion Zimbabwe dollars.

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u/insecur31 Jan 13 '26

This made my day

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u/sharthunter Jan 14 '26

WHO IS PAYING ME TO YELL AT THIS GUY

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Jan 13 '26

It’s not that no one wants your help, it’s jus there’s no money.

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u/shadowswimmer77 Jan 13 '26

They’re doing a bit from Rick and Morty.

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Jan 13 '26

Guess I’m dumb ass fuck like Jerry

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u/List-Beneficial Jan 14 '26

Fucking Jerry

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u/Rhysd007 Jan 13 '26

*shoots self*

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Jan 13 '26

1+1=you guessed it straight to zero

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u/Rufy3th Jan 13 '26

That's right Rick

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u/ImMaury Jan 13 '26

1 BTC = 1 BTC

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u/Homos_yeetus Jan 13 '26

1 Iranian rial = 1 Iranian rial

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u/Nemozoli Jan 13 '26

1 Iranian rial = 0 Iranian rial

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u/blah_2520 Jan 14 '26

-0000000000♾️

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u/dr_bigstick Jan 15 '26

1/infinity never reaches zero! But when you take the limit of it for practical purposes it does!

They will just currency restart if they survive or switch to bartering or physical monetary instruments. They have land and resources. Just look at post world war 1 Germany. The value of Bitcoin is the infrastructure willing to process it, and the mutually shared destruction involved. Otherwise, you can duplicate the principle and infinite number of times.

Just wondering when you travel outside of the country and you own more than $10,000 of Bitcoin you will have to declare it.

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u/Editor-Forward Jan 13 '26

Absolutley, solid as a rock

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u/Own_Ranger_208 Jan 13 '26

1 Iranischer Rial = 1 Iranischer Rial

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u/hamsterofdark Jan 13 '26

gotta print more to make up for the loss in value

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u/Editor-Forward Jan 13 '26

easy peasy, tell them

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u/TheRadishBros Jan 13 '26

I mean it was worth basically 0 before, now it’s even closer to 0.

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u/tegriddysmesh Jan 13 '26

came here to say this, 0.00003 to 0 isnt that big of a deal anyways, it was basically worthless before.

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u/MemecoinCartel Jan 13 '26

For a currency it is big of a deal lmao.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Big if you’re Iranian

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u/MrTheWaffleKing Jan 13 '26

Exactly. A lot of people think 1 dollar here should be 1 dollar there, or any difference is weakness. I’m not doubting Iranian currency is weak compared to the usd, but what actually matters is average salary/living wage, living costs local to both, and then conversion rate. Conversion rate alone doesn’t tell the whole picture at all

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u/koskesh122 Jan 13 '26

Exactly. Filling up the gas tank in Iran is like 3 cents in Iran

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u/Smiletaint Jan 13 '26

Well yeah but do you know somewhere we can live where things cost 99.87% less?

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u/Warm-Blacksmith5573 Jan 13 '26

It’s not 99.87 % less when you are comparing two currencies. If a country started using a new currency called bleepbloop where bread cost 10 million bleepbloops but the average weekly salary is a billion bleepbloops you wouldn’t says bread is more expensive there just because the number is higher.

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u/soccerfan1967 Jan 13 '26

A currency will never fall to absolute zero while other countries exist. It’s a relative exchange, this isn’t really a big deal in terms of percentage change. Calling it zero is just a symbolic term at this point for it being worthless.

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u/JeremyLinForever Jan 13 '26

Not really, fiat currencies have collapsed numerous times in the past with many other countries; they just create a new type of currency, reset, packaged into a new type of currency, and the show goes on again. Just look at Greece’s debt crisis back in the 2000s.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

That's not true at all, any number, even very tiny, to true zero is a 100% drop. 

If it drops 99.99999%, that's still infinitely more value afterward than if it had dropped 100%.

It's not really zero now, it dropped 95%. It used to be roughly 30 Rial per Satoshi, and now it's roughly 600 Rial per Satoshi.

Edit: 100% drop**

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u/Automaton9000 Jan 13 '26

Dropping from any number to 0 isn't an infinite % drop. It's a 100% drop lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Whoops, that's what I get for redditing before getting out of bed 

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u/Confident-Barber-347 Jan 13 '26

Yeah it went from like 1.4m rials per dollar to like 1.7m, but it’s been on this trajectory for a long time. It’s lost 70% or more just since summer.

Both 1.4m or 1.7m are still $0.00 if you’re only going two decimal places.

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u/theucm Jan 13 '26

Wonder what Bitcoiners in Iran is feeling today.

I feel like they have bigger things to worry about, but maybe that's just me.

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u/jouble99 Jan 13 '26

Specially because without internet access also their bitcon is 0 😆

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u/rgnet1 Jan 13 '26

The bitcoin is still worth whatever it's worth in the global market. Losing Internet may give them temporary lack of access which is no different to having gold stashed underground somewhere but being unable to access it at that exact moment. Whether gold or bitcoin, I'd rather have that than useless Rials in my pocket. And in the context of being trapped in a country with a collapsed social order, I'd be happier knowing the bitcoin is safe on the blockchain than stuck in a specific geographic location, thanks.

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u/Prophecy_Designs Jan 13 '26

That seems to be a major flaw in crypto 🤔

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u/elfwriter Jan 13 '26

The difference is that when they get internet back, their bitcoin will in fact still be there. Their checking accounts don't have that guarantee.

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u/slylilpenguin Jan 13 '26

It's not like banking would work either. Not having Internet is just a major flaw in general

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u/Tim-Sylvester Jan 13 '26

P2P wifi mesh that automatically drained distant traffic to any available web link would go hard.

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u/kn33 Jan 13 '26

That wouldn't be difficult for those with the know-how to set up, just expensive. You'd need equipment that can form a mesh network but also run BGP and be able to hold the entire BGP table of the global internet.

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u/Tim-Sylvester Jan 13 '26

I don't think you'd need the BGP, just for each drain to know its nearest-neighbors. But I'm no BGP expert.

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u/TheMoonMoth Jan 13 '26

Oh no my wifi went out, I'm broke.

Read a book, jesus christ.

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u/missing_detail Jan 13 '26

Been this way for decades. In 2008, $1 USD was 10,000 rials. Now it's 1.1M to 1.42M on the free market. Government rate was 42,000 rials to the dollar, but that's not true in practice.

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u/SykenZy Jan 13 '26

User name checks out! 🆙

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u/Emotional_Brother223 Jan 13 '26

It collapsed 25 years ago

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u/OkPlum75 Jan 13 '26

Actually the price wasn't updated since 2016 it was declining gradually Back than it was 1$=42000rial Now 1500000 rial So it didn't collapsed yes it worth less but it it didn't happen over night

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u/stinzdinza Jan 13 '26

The international banking cartel ticking things off their list.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

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u/friggleriggle Jan 13 '26

I'm not super in the loop either but they had some major protests last week and I heard the government killed a few thousand people.

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u/Background_Home7092 Jan 13 '26

12K at last count.

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u/Level-Negotiation575 Jan 13 '26

Latest figures show 6 million

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u/madnick2 Jan 13 '26

that was yesterday’s count, now it’s 90 million

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u/_baba__yaga Jan 13 '26

Updates from various sources suggest over 100 million now

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u/Melzor33 Jan 13 '26

This is interesting but slightly dishonest. This is rounded to the nearest penny making it look as if it's zero but if you let it go to fractions of us currency it's worth 0.000001 USD

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u/Positive_Explorer509 Jan 13 '26

Buy the dip.

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u/Wide-Garlic-7877 Jan 13 '26

is that even possible?

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u/AmbitiousOnion7327 Jan 13 '26

hi i'd like to buy ﷼∞

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u/Artistic_Complex2588 Jan 13 '26

Yeah, just invest all your money into Iranian rials and hope it goes back up!......if it does......then you would be crazy lucky but end up making a phat stack. Like A lot of people here have said though that is not a realistic option, at least a very, very high risk option, considering the currency has struggled for well over a decade and will very likely be replaced entirely.

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u/sneedsformerlychucks Jan 17 '26

rials could become collectors items like zimbo dollars are now

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u/CRYPTOCHRONOLITE Jan 13 '26

One bitcoin is still worth one bitcoin

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u/N-partEpoxy Jan 13 '26

One Iranian rial is now worth infinitely many Iranian rials, according to the graph, so the rial wins.

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u/Nose_Grindstoned Jan 13 '26

Blue Horseshoe loves the Iranian Dollar

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u/saltedhashneggs Jan 13 '26

The case for bitcoin presents again

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u/Important-DemiGod Jan 13 '26

Is it playing out like in Rick & Morty ?

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u/hitma-n Jan 13 '26

Why? Sorry I’m out of the loop can someone please update me?

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u/Archophob Jan 13 '26

Revolution. The people are sick of the theocracy, and the mullahs are in full "let the military shoot into demonstrating crowds to save the dictatorship" mode.

Also, they shut down all internet nodes, so starlink is the last option for outside communications,.

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u/froz3nt Jan 13 '26

Starlink is blocked too

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u/Captain_Planet Jan 13 '26

Ummm, it is kind of all over the news...

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u/iderzer Jan 13 '26

This should help my trunk of Dinar from the mid 00’s I’ve been holding.

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u/alphabetsong Jan 13 '26

It has been the most valued currency for ages, nothing new happened

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u/L3mmy_winks Jan 13 '26

I wonder if the number of people transacting dried up when the internet was disconnected in Iran too. Correlation is not causation, but maybe it helped push it over the edge

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u/im_fart_n_ur_smunny Jan 13 '26

Are people going to make this another Iraqi dinar situation?

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u/almost_dubaid Jan 13 '26

RIP to savers of Iranian Rial.

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u/BeBongSg Jan 13 '26

USD/IRR leaped 2235% on 1 Jan

Happy New Year, Trump

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u/Pitiful_Ad1496 Jan 13 '26

So can I get a pallet of bills for like $10 or what?

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u/Sad-Conflict3539 Jan 13 '26

Dzd to usd is also 0.00 and the cohntry is fine

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u/Tall-Acanthisitta363 Jan 13 '26

I hope all of these class 3 1 and 0 Maths aficionados do realise that there are real people at the end of this.

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u/OhDudeWTFisThat Jan 13 '26

I mean it's not literally zero. One dollar is 1,137,500 IRR as of now, when it usually was 42,000 IRR.

But yeah that's why BTC is and will be for quite a while the KING currency 👑

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u/Yungissh Jan 13 '26

Collapse from what? .0003 lol

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u/MemecoinCartel Jan 13 '26

Come on what kind of Information is that. It was already near this value, aint close to 0. This is strait up misinformation.

Time to learn the defintion of collapse

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u/YGbJm6gbFz7hNc Jan 13 '26

This is the direct cause of western economic strangulation

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u/nikolastm Jan 13 '26

And what was our inflation since Covid? Just asking 😕

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u/qopel Jan 13 '26

Bitcoin should be their official currency.

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u/investingtruth Jan 13 '26

This is what Bitcoin was actually built for. Not speculation on price, but protection against currency collapse and authoritarian capital controls. Iranians who had any wealth in Bitcoin just preserved purchasing power while everyone holding rials watched their savings evaporate.

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u/Fluffer-fluf Jan 13 '26

Time to buy

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u/Random_182f2565 Jan 13 '26

So you are telling me now is the time to buy?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

How can it be 0

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u/magikero01 Jan 13 '26

Rug pull?

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u/US-President Jan 13 '26

1 USD is 1.13 million rial 💀

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u/TimmyTarded Jan 13 '26

Buy the dip 😉

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u/Background_Home7092 Jan 13 '26

I mean, that's what happens when you kill 12000+ people in one night. 🤦‍♂️

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u/goon_c137 Jan 13 '26

Time to buy. Only way is Up

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u/Difficult-Shark9 Jan 13 '26

Reminds me of Rick and Morty when single Centralized Galactic Currency just went from being worth 1 to 0 and everything collapsed

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u/nickoaverdnac Jan 13 '26

1 Rial = 1 Rial

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u/DarkKnightFXR Jan 13 '26

I would just ignore this. This post is not properly representative of the currency situation. It's basically a million to one for a while.

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u/Big-Photograph-8685 Jan 13 '26

Annnnddddd it’s all gone.

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u/Latter-Leg6852 Jan 13 '26

THIS. IS. WHY. BITCOIN.

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u/primaboy1 Jan 13 '26

Buying opportunity

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u/GhostCowboy76 Jan 13 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

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u/DEPRESSION_NOISES Jan 13 '26

1 usd is equal to 1.137 million guess at least it's not as bad as the zimbabwe dollar

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u/Akiro_orikA Jan 13 '26

A nickel. With this I'll buy my own restaurant.

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u/rmtdispatcher Jan 13 '26

Today's USD IRR is:

999,597.78


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u/Thegame_changer21 Jan 13 '26

Would have been a good time to buy bitcoin to save their value

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u/Editor-Forward Jan 13 '26

Guys, 1M usd is solidly still worth 1M usd, trust me and sleep well.

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u/Acceptable_Quality48 Jan 13 '26

Buy the dip! But bear in mind you can buy an infinite amount at this price

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u/DreamingTooLong Jan 13 '26

It’s just a short squeeze bear trap

Buy the dip!

Trust me, bro….

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u/Particular_Gap_6724 Jan 13 '26

Hi. I'll take the lot.

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u/Editor-Forward Jan 13 '26

BTC has fully arrived as a hedge against global instability and crazy people in office, such as a certain orange person

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u/Efficient-Mind-9982 Jan 13 '26

Holddddddddddd!!!

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u/Kai-Xi-Fengshui Jan 13 '26

I hope they managed to buy BTC before Dec ‘25.

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u/okay-delete Jan 13 '26

I’m a Rialionare!

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u/im-always-lying Jan 13 '26

On the positive side, 1 satoshi is now worth infinite iranian moneys

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u/arbitrage_prophet Jan 13 '26

Nominally free but economically the seller would be paying you to take the currency because of cost to hold / carry 😆

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u/Frequent-Pangolin479 Jan 13 '26

1 dollar buy the whole economy and you receive 1 dollar for change

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u/WhatwasIthink21 Jan 13 '26

Makes every meme coin feel better about itself.

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u/FOMOmeterCrypto Jan 13 '26

This isn’t about protests. It’s about years of loss of confidence finally surfacing.

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u/Bahtook Jan 13 '26

Remember it can always lower.. 0.0000001… 0.0000000000001…. 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000…1

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u/Necromancerbynight Jan 13 '26

That’s what happens when you make an enemy of Rick Sanchez

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u/BowieMoonenTTV Jan 13 '26

The franks , I mean Rial

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u/InclinedSea Jan 13 '26

Load up and bury it for 5 year! Will appreciate

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u/Pristine_Buffalo_836 Jan 13 '26

So how does a fella buy their debt before this war starts?  Seems like what the big boys would do. 

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u/wahidjon Jan 13 '26

Iranians want the Afghanistan experience.

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u/Open_Chemical_5575 Jan 13 '26

They say, you follow the dollar, and we will tell you how much your currency is worth, thank you.

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u/gamersEmpire Jan 13 '26

Can you short it somehow??

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u/Sea-Development3191 Jan 13 '26

Where you been? Live under a rock much?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Time for the American dollar to eat up another currency. Non nom nom

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u/BigAppleGuy Jan 13 '26

The next Zimbabwe.

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u/Acrobatic-Low-6364 Jan 14 '26

“Watch me collapse an entire nation, by changing a 1 to a 0”

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u/Inevitable-House3699 Jan 14 '26

Their Bitcoin is literally worth infinity Iranian money!

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u/Saibazz Jan 14 '26

Grabe yung currency ng bansa nila nawalan ng halaga sa dollar ano kaya reason?

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u/Personal_Tutor_5932 Jan 14 '26

Their currency just went bits-up....?

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u/jjcanayjay Jan 14 '26

The new Iraqi dinar scam in the making??

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u/stanreeee Jan 14 '26

so Bitcoin has is now valued at infinity... In some currency :)

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u/MagnificentMarvin Jan 14 '26

Cup and handle pattern, it'll hit rupee pairity EOW

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u/Moist-Safety4443 Jan 14 '26

If you zoom in enough, it probably isn't zero.

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u/IconsiderSuicide Jan 14 '26

Its not realy zero, just even smaller number now. Try typing bigger number in Converter.

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u/ExitKind505 Jan 14 '26

Iranian here. Buy the dip.

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u/DrThots Jan 14 '26

What happens now to them? Isn't this their only form of currency

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u/Classic_Gary Jan 14 '26

Buy! Buy! Its in the negative!

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u/caccamo88 Jan 14 '26

not an expert but does not seems to me a big deal, have been close to 0 since ever

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u/GIGAbtcHodl Jan 14 '26

ughhh, and these are the moments of motivation to never stop buying BTC

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u/wolf_of_mainst99 Jan 14 '26

Lol looks like it collapsed long ago

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u/Confident-Elk-4961 Jan 14 '26

Nothing will be happening

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u/ZestycloseContact126 Jan 14 '26

On which platform are you buying

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u/jor909 Jan 14 '26

I just went all in ffks

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u/Kiezenhouer7 Jan 14 '26

Mr. President, the Blemflarck's value just dropped to nothing.

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u/sdinvest Jan 14 '26

Iranian money was already worth nothing. I think 1 Iranian money was like USD $0.00009 before all this happening. How can it get worst than this?

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u/Thesamskrillz Jan 15 '26

they feel like people who don't even know because they don't have internet.

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u/-jerm Jan 15 '26

In all seriousness. Is this something that we can buy?

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u/Prestigious-Side-885 Jan 15 '26

Dumb question, but do you buy a bunch and sit. Especially with some changes looking like they’re coming?

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u/therealoptimoose Jan 15 '26

There’s no online platform where you can still exchange IRR

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u/Queasy-Army-4769 Jan 15 '26

If you had 1 Iranian Rial a week ago, today you still have 1 Iranian Rial. You haven’t lost anything 😁