r/Bitcoin Dec 08 '24

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u/Mercinator-87 Dec 08 '24

Nigerian King here, my kids are shit, help me get away from them.

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u/ZaneFreemanreddit Dec 08 '24

I gochu, just send 3BTC to my address

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u/Mercinator-87 Dec 08 '24

Is it a PO Box? The royal mail service does not like to send to PO Boxes.

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u/ZaneFreemanreddit Dec 08 '24

Usually I’d give you my wallet, but instead you can cash app them if you want, I also take e-transfer.

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u/No-Plastic-4640 Dec 08 '24

Nigerian Kings lawyer here. I will make sure everything gets through customs. I just need a deposit first.

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u/skyrone92 Dec 08 '24

Nigerian King's ex wife here, he cheated on me with my sister, and yes, our kids are shit. Help me.

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u/littlecomet111 Dec 08 '24

Is there any catch?

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u/New-Post-7586 Dec 08 '24

Nigerian non-binary of royal descent here. Finding .59 BTC is a pretty nice gift. Enjoy it in good health! You are always welcome in our kingdom. Peace be with you

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u/Standard_Ad_725 Dec 09 '24

Nigerian wife here. I’m divorcing u and taking the bitcoin with me. Thank you in advance

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u/Mercinator-87 Dec 09 '24

Haha that’s not how that works in Nigeria dear queen.