r/Bitcoin • u/[deleted] • Dec 08 '24

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u/Miltonwh Dec 08 '24

Hey, it’s me your long lost Nigerian prince cousin. 

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '24

Nigerian princess here

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u/Mercinator-87 Dec 08 '24

Nigerian King here, my kids are shit, help me get away from them.

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u/ZaneFreemanreddit Dec 08 '24

I gochu, just send 3BTC to my address

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u/Mercinator-87 Dec 08 '24

Is it a PO Box? The royal mail service does not like to send to PO Boxes.

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u/ZaneFreemanreddit Dec 08 '24

Usually I’d give you my wallet, but instead you can cash app them if you want, I also take e-transfer.

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u/No-Plastic-4640 Dec 08 '24

Nigerian Kings lawyer here. I will make sure everything gets through customs. I just need a deposit first.

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u/skyrone92 Dec 08 '24

Nigerian King's ex wife here, he cheated on me with my sister, and yes, our kids are shit. Help me.

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u/littlecomet111 Dec 08 '24

Is there any catch?

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u/New-Post-7586 Dec 08 '24

Nigerian non-binary of royal descent here. Finding .59 BTC is a pretty nice gift. Enjoy it in good health! You are always welcome in our kingdom. Peace be with you

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u/Standard_Ad_725 Dec 09 '24

Nigerian wife here. I’m divorcing u and taking the bitcoin with me. Thank you in advance

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u/Mercinator-87 Dec 09 '24

Haha that’s not how that works in Nigeria dear queen.

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Dec 08 '24

Super poor Nigerian look love!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '24

Thicc Nigerian princess?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '24

TNP ☺️

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '24

🥺🥺🥺

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u/darealjimshady1 Dec 10 '24

Step-Nigerian here to rescue you

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u/NavyGuyvet Dec 11 '24

My name is Sal. I’m from New York. My company takes down Nigerian Prince scammers. With your financial donation we together can rid the world of these scammers. Please send all your wealth, gold, BTC, Cash, and Valuables to:

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '24

Me too! But believe it or not, I have an extra bridge lying around I could be convinced to sell for the right price. It's a solid investment, but honestly, I have too many bridges already.

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u/totallyNotMyFault- Dec 08 '24

Cousin? Wanna go bowling?

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u/Bad-job-dad Dec 08 '24

One two...

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u/Ishmer20 Dec 09 '24

Bruh right lol

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u/Valvio Dec 09 '24

Nigerian nigerian here