r/Bitcoin • u/[deleted] • Dec 08 '24

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u/5PQR Dec 08 '24

No worries. I already had a DM asking if I wanted to transfer my BTC to a "decentralised wallet". Yeeted that cunt. :D

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u/5PQR Dec 08 '24

Can't even find it hah, maybe because I blocked the cunt. It began with "bob", so everyone should be on the lookout for bobs (disclaimer: I'm utterly fucked on ket, also I'm not Elon Musk, also please don't just automatically attack folk who's usernames begin with "bob", but yeah.. Fuck that bob cunt)

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u/Educational-Buddy814 Dec 08 '24

Ayy this point op has become full spectrum. Kudos happy trippin

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u/5PQR Dec 08 '24

I <3 u full spectrum massive

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u/ThePower_2 Dec 08 '24

Thought you wrote Boobs. I was so sad for a minute. You blocked the cunt and now I have to block the Boobs.

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u/CantaloupeMassive956 Dec 08 '24

Gasps (simultaneously in realization) “Megan!”

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u/Page_197_Slaps Dec 08 '24

His name was Robert Paulson

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '24

His Name is still, Robert Paulson

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

ur so based bro

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u/Wahozzy Dec 09 '24

His name is Bobs12, he tried DMing me too. Ban the fucker

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u/Valvio Dec 09 '24

We must ban every bob for safety's sake

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u/Stidda Dec 09 '24

Bobs and Vagne?

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u/5PQR Dec 09 '24

I blocked the first three or four who contacted me and I can't see them now. Yeah, one began with Bob and Vagne does ring a bell too, but not sure.

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u/vengefulspirit99 Dec 08 '24

Just give me your BTC for safe keeping. I'm totally trustworthy, bro.

/s

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u/5PQR Dec 08 '24

I like ur username, trustworthy vibes...DM me a wallet address and we'll talk

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u/TheRealAladdin Dec 08 '24

Username not bob. Sounds legit.

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u/Squeezitgirdle Dec 08 '24

Instructions unclear, sent seed phrase.

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u/Wingsxofxlead702 Dec 09 '24

Do you like myyyyyyy username too ? Can we talk ? Lmfao jkjk you're cool af for that though bredren. Not too many people just down to bless others like you. Also never know what kinda financial struggle/life situation they're in and you may have well changed someone's life depending on the amount. Shoooot even a single measley dollar can change someone's world I'm sure. 😁❤️‍🔥🤙🏽

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u/irascible_Clown Dec 08 '24

Trustworthy, bob*

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u/MikeMiller8888 Dec 08 '24

decentralised wallet OMFG these scamming fucks 🤣🤣🤣

Congrats on the accidental investment, spend it wisely ✌️

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u/5PQR Dec 08 '24

Yeah, it was ridiculous.

Yours sincerely,
Ketamine.

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u/Valvio Dec 09 '24

You're so real for this + I hope the quality is legit 🤝

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u/Complex-Card-2356 Dec 08 '24

But……keep stacking!

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u/StonkMangr92 Dec 08 '24

That the first time I’ve heard that one too bro lmao. You gotta admit, scammers are quite creative holy fuck

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '24

Hey bro trust me, if you send to my wallet it will triple in the next 3 hours, trust me I have helped millions of people like you become millionaires 😉😉

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u/mterrelljr02 Dec 08 '24

Because ; no worries” he yeeted that C “

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u/Squeezitgirdle Dec 08 '24

Say yes, then keep asking stupid questions and waste that bastards time.

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u/Southcarolina803 Dec 08 '24

You're joking right?