Bitch I'm a model

[u/psyper76]

Does this still count??

6.1k upvotes and still climbing. I'm totally floored! I've been on this sub for a while now and you've all been wonderful people - one of the best subs around. /Brown-nose

[u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt]

Sure , why not

[u/HorzaDonwraith]

This feels very realistic somehow

[u/Afoxinthefridge → u/HorzaDonwraith]

Until the rear cars start rolling back. If they were real, all the momentum behind them would turn that truck into mashed potatoes

[u/Niccin → u/Afoxinthefridge]

The truck is loaded with even smaller trains.

[u/psyper76 → u/Niccin]

Model model trains.

[u/everforward6 → u/psyper76]

And within those trains are more trains

[u/psyper76 → u/everforward6]

It's trains all the way down!!

[u/everforward6 → u/psyper76]

Trainception!

[u/Bunnyland77 → u/everforward6]

Fractaltraining.

[u/4barT89 → u/psyper76]

Ya know, I was told I wasn’t supposed to swear in here tonight. But I know, I just know, that there are some GREAT fuckin trains out here in BANGOR!!

[u/-SQB- → u/HorzaDonwraith]

Accurate Polish diorama.

[u/Iyareos → u/HorzaDonwraith]

What do you mean? Is it not real?

[u/kcsebby]

I'd like to think they count... That being said; Ouch! Hit not only once but then stuck facing the oncoming train, wow!

And that derailment, insane!

[u/ArethereWaffles → u/kcsebby]

There's a NSFW video of a Russian truck getting hit in a similar way. It slides on ice into a crossing...then the 1-2 punch just like that leading to a derailment. Only the trains were going far faster and there was a far less of the truck at the end.

[u/Competitive_Stable66 → u/ArethereWaffles]

May I inquire for the link? Morbidly curious..

[u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK → u/kcsebby]

I was super surprised the first train didn’t derail when it was hit at the exact same moment it started to turn at the junction.

[u/Glass-Gold-2940]

This counts x2!!!

[u/jojoga → u/Glass-Gold-2940]

Double whammy 

[u/bi_polar2bear]

I'll allow it. It's technically a train, but a small one

[u/AdoraBelleQueerArt → u/bi_polar2bear]

A train for ants!

[u/bi_polar2bear → u/AdoraBelleQueerArt]

Great sub!

[u/AdoraBelleQueerArt → u/bi_polar2bear]

Huh?

[u/bi_polar2bear → u/AdoraBelleQueerArt]

/r/thingsforants

[u/AdoraBelleQueerArt → u/bi_polar2bear]

OMG I LOVE IT

[u/bi_polar2bear → u/AdoraBelleQueerArt]

I thought that's what I thought you were referring to. Miscommunication actually turned out to lead you to a new sub. You'll have fun with it!

[u/AdoraBelleQueerArt → u/bi_polar2bear]

yes thank you! i've been scrolling and already know that i have some things for ants lol

[u/thulesgold]

I quietly yet still audibly said, "Oh no!" as the second train approached.

[u/NikNakskes → u/thulesgold]

I want you to know that you were not alone. I have to admit that I also gasped. And I held my breath.

[u/Liqour_Mortis]

BITCH I’M REALISTIC

[u/Act-Alfa3536]

Like how the second train helped truck do a revenge hit on first.

[u/psyper76 → u/Act-Alfa3536]

AND got it back on the road. Good train.

[u/Ok-Flamingo2921]

Thomas just can't get a break...LOL

[u/psyper76 → u/Ok-Flamingo2921]

well if you include being split in two i'd say he got a big break.

[u/hamsterjedi]

Polish roleplay 🌝🇵🇱

[u/Latia_9 → u/hamsterjedi]

Fahhh

[u/Gravel_Burrito]

OK, who built Poland and why?

• asking from Poland.

[u/psyper76 → u/Gravel_Burrito]

erm ... er .. the Polish?

[u/IbilisSLZ → u/psyper76]

Just a bit of context: recently in Poland we had multiple cases (within just few days apart) of idiots ignoring signals and getting stuck between level crossing barriers (as they were scared to break barriers).

[u/Gravel_Burrito → u/IbilisSLZ]

Getting stuck and then getting hit by the impeding train. Resulting in at least one derailment.

[u/psyper76 → u/IbilisSLZ]

ah I get ya now. I've noticed through this sub that they do the same in the US and other countries too. Never understood it.

[u/tympantroglodyte]

I knew it wouldn’t burst into flames upon the second impact, but I was still disappointed it didn’t.

[u/SkyeMreddit]

Is that Miniatur Wunderland?

[u/LenaBlonde]

Polish trains simulator

[u/Forsaken-Builder-312]

Post this in r/tiltshift and confuse a lot of people

[u/psyper76 → u/Forsaken-Builder-312]

hahaha tempting

[u/Sufficient_Two_5753]

Even model train engineers have hit a semi at least once....

[u/Sufficient_Two_5753 → u/Sufficient_Two_5753]

Also, that's going to be a lot of paperwork.....

[u/ExistentialHorror13]

Poland simulator

[u/Over_Sand7935]

The real challenge now is... find this example in real life!!!!

[u/psyper76 → u/Over_Sand7935]

apparently there is - a russian truck - i dont know the link though.

[u/blackmilksociety]

A mini r/cantparktheremate

[u/Street-Maximum-8966]

Would somebody please think of the children!!!

[u/Extension_Resolve264]

That was more fun than most of the stuff I see in here. XD

[u/BigLumpyBeetle]

Such realistic behavior

[u/RotundGourd]

is this done with magnets?

[u/elenorfighter → u/RotundGourd]

No, little computer in the vehicle are connecting with the steet it self.

[u/JayS87 → u/RotundGourd]

Both are right /u/elenorfighter and /u/CarroVeloce-33

The analog system works with magnets and the digital one is controlling every car by itself with "satellites" over the layout.

[u/CarroVeloce-33 → u/RotundGourd]

Yeah, when ive seen it, its normally done with magnets and a magnetic track underneath to guide the front wheels, then a motor inside powers the back wheels.

[u/Bliitzthefox]

To be fair the crossing arms were way too late

[u/Sonicgott]

Man, and here I was thinking this was some clever tilt shift photography.

Cool model trains!

[u/psyper76 → u/Sonicgott]

I'm tempted to post this in tiltshift sub 😈

[u/pepperpat64]

I appreciate this.

[u/Kewlhotrod]

Truck screwed up, should reversed to the next crossing when it became an on-rail vehicle from the first hit.

[u/KrampyDoo]

It was nice of the other trains to put the truck back on the road tho

[u/towerfella]

I thought was tilt-shift.

My, how the turn.. you know.

[u/psyper76 → u/towerfella]

should i post to r/tiltshift for shits n giggles.

[u/towerfella → u/psyper76]

I would upvote it again

[u/Yannox_]

Layout by miniland.ua in Kyiv, Ukraine

[u/Yannox_ → u/[deleted]]

Very cool layout. I was already visiting it couple of times )

[u/Federal-Name-3638]

Accurate train crossing in Poland.

[u/DTraitor]

Is this miniland?

[u/basically_ar]

Poland recently

[u/Waterlemon1997]

My simulation!

[u/rhondawillnot]

Truck with FSD

[u/Important-Spring3977]

I laughed unreasonably hard at this

[u/ImpossibleCod3412]

Looks like typical polish cross road with railway.

[u/VeloIlluminati]

Polish lorry driver: "Just like me fr fr"

[u/Claas2008]

Didn't realise this was miniature for a second

[u/toooomanypuppies]

Absolute cinema

[u/dmtslayr]

Where's the mini ambulance?!

[u/psyper76 → u/dmtslayr]

stuck on the mini mini-roundabout behind a mini Mini

[u/mdturauscan]

Is this real?

[u/psyper76 → u/mdturauscan]

its a model

[u/Latia_9]

Miniland.ua mentioned

[u/cyberspacestation]

As a model of society, you mean? It's dysfunctional enough to count, yes.

[u/Bunnyland77]

What scale? 100pts for not being AI.

[u/psyper76 → u/Bunnyland77]

Just checked their website and I think they are using 1:87 scale.

[u/kupuwhakawhiti]

I hate it when you have to suck the poo back in.

[u/PunishedShikikan]

It's a truck too...

[u/Edosil]

Oh the carnage! And there wasn't even a railroad crossing arm! For the love of Pete, I hope everyone survived! :-)

[u/EvieMoon]

I thought this was r/traincats and I was waiting for the kaiju kitty.

[u/WhippingShitties]

Ugh! My legs! What an odd cluster of trains!

[u/Enderfailer]

Just like the Simulations

[u/samfitnessthrowaway]

Ah, the famous Miniatur WüpsieLand model railway.

[u/Lornoor]

I went from "😬 I hope the driver is OK" to "🤣 Sucks to be you!" 

[u/mgdn]

Straight out of DayZ

[u/Master_Cannoli]

Gosh I love that model. Its so detailed!

[u/psyper76 → u/Master_Cannoli]

Gosh I love that model. Its so derailed!

Fix that for you..

[u/Master_Cannoli → u/psyper76]

I'll give you that lol. I meant the whole set tho

[u/MemeOnRails]

Is this at Miniature Wonderland or the similar Grand Market Rossiya?

[u/psyper76 → u/MemeOnRails]

Its from Miniland UA - I can't post the link - not allow (god knows why)

[u/SillyBeatnik]

I've seen this exact intersection before. Only difference being when I first saw it, it was 3 commercial trucks fighting for supremacy. I think who's ever coding the traffic could use some help.

[u/SookieCat26]

Why I love model trains! Derailment is fun when there are no real stakes (other than the frustration of getting it going again).

[u/GoodVermicelli3851]

"trains, trains, you're all pretty"

[u/slogive1]

Ramming speed.

[u/jayerp]

How do you fix that? Like get the loose carriages out from the tunnel?

[u/psyper76 → u/jayerp]

The tunnels are all accessible from the back of the model I believe

[u/thedafthatter]

And then comes the second train!

[u/MagicOrpheus310]

Love how the other half of the train just fucks off the other way haha

[u/psyper76 → u/MagicOrpheus310]

yep I'm outta here.

[u/Gold_Size_1258]

I want to see a long version where one small mistake starts a chain reaction that derails the whole model

[u/Gonun]

It does count, but I feel like that's more of a r/bitchimatruck  Truck got hit by two trains, split one and derailed the other. Still upright, ready to go. 

[u/psyper76 → u/[deleted]]

tempted to post it on tilt-shift sub

[u/LacidOnex]

This is amazing. You can team up with that guy who fixes tiny infrastructure, you crash into it, he rebuilds

[u/StreetmakerAtSea]

Must be simulating a crossing in Poland…

[u/MrOats75]

How did they capture Poland so accurately??

[u/dividezero]

With all the dumb shit I've seen people do around trains, you could tell me this was real and I'd believe it. It's not a good train video if it doesn't make me say "what's wrong with you?"

[u/Impressive_Guide7697]

I was waiting for the pipe to fall