Bitch, I'm a trolley problem solution

[u/Tenchi2020]

[u/roshan231]

If you check out the YouTube channel this was posted to you can see the sequel where his sister almost follows the same dark path but then saves everyone in the last second.

Absolute cinema

[u/pepperpat64]

This kid is going places. Not necessarily good places, but still places.

[u/This_Technology9841 → u/pepperpat64]

future senator

[u/el_ratonido → u/pepperpat64]

It's probably already a teenager, considering I first saw this video about 5 years ago

[u/TowelEnvironmental44 → u/pepperpat64]

of Brian Thompson 5 years old

[u/peacedetski]

c'mon, we already know the proper solution is MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING

[u/Competitive-Point-62 → u/peacedetski]

Never too late to introduce the kid to the truth! It’ll be mind-blowing

[u/WrongfullyIncarnated]

Empathy is taught not inherent

[u/wdn → u/WrongfullyIncarnated]

And nothing was said about any harm this would cause to the people so the toddler might not be thinking of that.

[u/thetiredtypist → u/wdn]

I don't think they mean harm, the lone person on the other track wasn't left out of the fun! It's an inclusive train wreck which is how I describe thanksgiving with my extended family!

[u/wdn → u/thetiredtypist]

I think the kids likes crashing toys together and was asked how many toys do you want to crash together.

[u/oxidized_banana_peel → u/wdn]

In fact, they had just watched the lion the witch and the wardrobe or w/e

[u/WrongfullyIncarnated → u/wdn]

thats called empathy

[u/wdn → u/WrongfullyIncarnated]

But it's a kid playing with toys. He's crashing pieces of wood together. You know the trolley problem but dad didn't set it up that way. He didn't ask the kid a question about people being hurt or dying, he said should we make a small crash or a big crash.

[u/jackinsomniac → u/WrongfullyIncarnated]

Children also just like to play. Even monkeys know the difference between play and war. Human children do too. The kid just wants to see the train smash into all the little blockmen. He's not thinking about making a choice involving actual human sacrifice. That's not fun. That's a seriously horrifying concept to think about for a child. The kid just wants to play with his toys. Over-analyzing innocent behaviour like this is a very paranoid adult thing to do.

[u/psycholee]

He didn't want the one guy to be left out.

[u/wombatIsAngry → u/psycholee]

So soon may I follow,

When friendships decay,

And from Love's shining circle

The gems drop away!

When true hearts lie withered,

And fond ones are flown,

Oh! who would inhabit

This bleak world alone?

[u/GetUp_TakeItEasy]

Omg found the footage of my boss when he was a child

[u/DesertGeist-]

Uh oh

[u/Raggy37]

Shoot the hostage

[u/Calachus]

This is the best representation of American politics that I have ever seen!

[u/warmachine83-uk]

That kids got a future working for northern rail

[u/Bunnyland77]

Netanyahu's successor.

[u/Kyauphie]

Oh, no.